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fdafda > bio break for 30 mins shortly
fdafda > can you haul as well AC?
Aniara Cass > 30min??? that's a long bio break...
Sigch Laamor > i gotta go soon too
fdafda > washing up, cooking, eating wife etc
Aniara Cass > You eating your wife??? TMI
Sigch Laamor > haha
* fdafda hammers comma key
Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Trandaka Kirr > you guys seem to have a lot of trouble with girls
Trandaka Kirr > why not go gay?
Morris Better > lol... the pay kinda sucks
Fell Shadarach > ...
Cherybol > Bro's before Ho's.
Fell Shadarach > no
Cherybol > Dicks before Chicks.
Morris Better > lol to each their own, I'm just gonna breed dogs
Stan Smith > do you think the eve gate explorers ran into a gate camp when they came through the wormhole?
HeLlRaIzA666 > he is very rich by sounds of it
Frank Horrigan > he has an auto targeting system on it
Frank Horrigan > guess i missed that
HeLlRaIzA666 > they are good
HeLlRaIzA666 > targets ceptors in 5 secs instead of 15 +
Frank Horrigan > 4 dread bcus and a dread co processor
Frank Horrigan > seriously?
Frank Horrigan > thats nice..
Frank Horrigan > shoud get one
Frank Horrigan > takes me like 30 seconds to lock the things
HeLlRaIzA666 > but in deadspace it dont work to good
Frank Horrigan > y?
HeLlRaIzA666 > it targets clouds in deadspace lol
Frank Horrigan > ROFL
Frank Horrigan > wtf!
Frank Horrigan > "Computer: The cloud could be hostile sir I recomend we target it."
HeLlRaIzA666 > lol
HeLlRaIzA666 > u could put it like that
<%Nybbas> woah woah
<%Nybbas> wait
<%Nybbas> they go through all this shit
<%Nybbas> to get "caps on the front lines"
<%Nybbas> and now they want to nerf carriers
<Levin> yes
<%Nybbas> to remove them from said front lines?
<%Nybbas> wtf
<Levin> and not just nerf them
<Levin> but nerf them bayond usefulness
<Levin> beyond*
<%Nybbas> what is it exactly they are trying to do?
<Levin> idk
<Levin> its a horrible idea
<Levin> i blame the goons
<Levin> if they hadnt exposed the devs in bob
<Levin> then ccp would still be playing eve
<Levin> and wouldnt be so out of touch
Techyon > BL could you handle my Harpy order @ agil ?
Jade chan > BLacklight do you have time for a convo ?
Tamora > someone link me up to that eve ec- vid by rob
steve shaw > bl can i lick ur ears?
Tamora > bl can you pass the remote mate
Easy Target > BL can i have a cookie?
Caybn E'vangel > bl put some coffee on would ya?
Xune > BL i want a child from you
AvanCade > bl can i have ur nightmare
steve shaw > bl how do i fit my shuttle?
Tamora > oh - btw BL can you get a paper whilst your up?
Caybn E'vangel > stillwaiting on that coffee bl
Rovol > BL - tea milk and 2 plz
Tamora > bl are we there yet
steve shaw > bl can i take rohanns' isk
Caybn E'vangel > bl will you tell me a story
AvanCade > lmao
Tamora > bl are we there yet?>
Xune > poor bl
AvanCade > his afk
oDDiTy V2 > bl im hungry
Xune > Bl its raining here... do somthing against it
steve shaw > wats dest bl
DarkXeRoX > bl tomorrow is my first time im gonna use my interdictor in gangs, are u gonna slap me if i accendently hit the warpbubble button and bubble up the whole gang in a 8:1 outnumbered fight ?
steve shaw > bl are we jumpin in?
<Jadrut> sass is teh peen love
< NTRabbit> the perfect xmas gift
< NTRabbit> http://vibraexciter.com/shop/erol.html
* moocifer already ordered one
-!- RinnyWee [rinnywee@eve-radio.com] has quit [Quit: if(gamer && !random(10)) assume_male(); else omg_female_asl(); :-)]
< Arthur> i bet rinneh run of to buy one NTRabbit
Belfalas > ray did u see that australian guy who paints with his c0ck
Rayvan > ummmm no
Alfred AngloSaxon > he wish he did tho
Toppar Wear > lol
Belfalas > Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.
Belfalas > "I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."
Belfalas > http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/20/patch21706_wideweb__470x352,0.jpg
Belfalas > now i wonder what kind of parties they have in australia
Toppar Wear > lol
Toppar Wear > im just thinking about how hard it will be to paint nude ppl if u have a hard on, lol
Pilk > I'd think it'd be difficult the other way, personally.
Pilk > Although what'd really kill me would be running low on paint on the tip.
Pilk > Paper cuts are bad, mmkay?
Rayvan > ok who the hell wants to see a 56 yr old penis paint anyway?
Toppar Wear > might be - AFK (TESTING NOW) ;P
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