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Mobius Timewalker > there some really weird laws still on the books
Mobius Timewalker > like the one about livestock and the green/grass outside parliment
Kolbein > I'd like to see Tony Blair milking a cow
Mobius Timewalker > Does Cherie count?
Sernpidal > Teeny winged minions! Express my displeasure!
* Sernpidal remembers he has to launch drones before they will impress his will on others.
* Sernpidal launches drones!
Maguis > ok gank me when i get in system
Maguis > errr gang
Danks > vels check out these pics
Velsharoon > lol
Velsharoon > pron?
Danks > nah
Hinik > lol
Danks > me and my coworkers drinking and getting fucked up
Danks > wow this is gonna take forever
Danks > your connection sucks
Velsharoon > dude i live in ireland
Velsharoon > we have horses ferrying the bits
Ammzi > Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees. In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
Zeph1rus> £10 says keiron didn't write that post. It's reasoned and well written, and lacking in frothing bitterness.
%[IA]Morpheus> I was standing behind Kieron when he wrote it, Zeph.
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Zeph1rus> :(
Raffet > hmm, there seems to be a lot of lag right now
Raffet > oh never mind, i just missed the Autopilot button
Utlar > damn you fuckers
Levin Cavil > 20m for the pod
Levin Cavil > dont swear at me
Utlar > end it
Utlar > now
Levin Cavil > hmm i dont think so
Utlar > fuck you
Levin Cavil > apologize
Utlar > nope
Utlar > fuck you
Levin Cavil > your language offends me
Utlar > good fuckign kill me asshole
Levin Cavil > sir
Utlar > do it
Utlar > now
Levin Cavil > that language is not appropriate
Levin Cavil > im trying to conduct business here
Utlar > ahh cry me a river
Levin Cavil > sir
Utlar > and fuckign pod me asshole
Levin Cavil > i will not sir
Levin Cavil > not until you apologize
Utlar > ok then we sit here all day
Utlar > fuckign prick
Levin Cavil > sir it is a simple request
Utlar > never
Utlar > ill pay you when my mother sucks your dick
Levin Cavil > well then you better pay up
Utlar > ahh yoru fuckgin orginal
Utlar > yoru a bunch of assholes
Levin Cavil > pleaseure doing business with you
<moocifer> no no I don't need a teeny weeny computer screen :(
<RangerXT> 30 inch?
<moocifer> was thinking 46"
<Ohne-> obvoisly talking about my penis
<moocifer> yes
<RangerXT> 60inch?
<moocifer> no 46"
<Bek> thats 46", not 4.6" Ohne-
<Ohne-> see
<Ohne-> I must have misread
<Ohne-> carry on
Cerryh > well, just stick it in there somewhere
Cerryh > i'm sure it will work
Wraeththu > that's what the last girl said
Atandros > ^ Minmatar ship design philosophy
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