wizzard66 > but i pisses agains an electric fence one day as a boy
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess
Khellias> Sign You Play EVE Too Much #23500: Sitting in a restaraunt with a laptop and scratch pad so you can figure out what ores are most profitable in a system.
Khellias> Not that I'm guilty of this or anything...
* Khellias adjust the gold-painted doughnut serving as his halo.
Khellias> Not that I'm guilty of this or anything...
* Khellias adjust the gold-painted doughnut serving as his halo.
[from the Fanfest]
RinnyWee (to a panel of Devs): Which one of you has the biggest nerfbat?
Hellmar: Uh...we've never showered together...
RinnyWee (to a panel of Devs): Which one of you has the biggest nerfbat?
Hellmar: Uh...we've never showered together...
Princess Aspire > my leg snapped in half
Princess Aspire > my lag is half metal
Zy'or Tealon > drink Milk and screws...
Shinori > don't drink milk, milk makes boner fatter, but weaker.
Princess Aspire > i want a fatter boner
Princess Aspire > my lag is half metal
Zy'or Tealon > drink Milk and screws...
Shinori > don't drink milk, milk makes boner fatter, but weaker.
Princess Aspire > i want a fatter boner
<Aidari> i got blitzed and decided to play eve last night
<Aidari> when i woke up, it was right before down time
<Aidari> my head was inside my computer case
<Aidari> and when i got up, my scorpion was floating in a deadpsace complex with 4 percent hull
<Aidari> and nothing was alive anwhere near me
<Aidari> when i woke up, it was right before down time
<Aidari> my head was inside my computer case
<Aidari> and when i got up, my scorpion was floating in a deadpsace complex with 4 percent hull
<Aidari> and nothing was alive anwhere near me
SFX Bladerunner > Listen to your heart, when he's calling for you.. listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do *sings along*
Hellspawn01 > STOP SINGING!
SFX Bladerunner > MAKE ME >:D
* Hellspawn01 stabs sfx
* SFX Bladerunner ignores the blood running from his body and keeps on sining >.<
SFX Bladerunner > singing*
* Hellspawn01 pushs sebs cork into sfx´ mouth
SFX Bladerunner > :-|
Hellspawn01 > silence :)
Hellspawn01 > STOP SINGING!
SFX Bladerunner > MAKE ME >:D
* Hellspawn01 stabs sfx
* SFX Bladerunner ignores the blood running from his body and keeps on sining >.<
SFX Bladerunner > singing*
* Hellspawn01 pushs sebs cork into sfx´ mouth
SFX Bladerunner > :-|
Hellspawn01 > silence :)
Andrew Gunn > for the record Electronic Warfare Drone Interfacing adds 3km control range to ALL drones per level
j0rz > LIES
Andrew Gunn > I don't lie
Andrew Gunn > unless it's profitable
Andrew Gunn > or fun
Andrew Gunn > or I'm drunk
j0rz > LIES
Andrew Gunn > I don't lie
Andrew Gunn > unless it's profitable
Andrew Gunn > or fun
Andrew Gunn > or I'm drunk
dodgy242 > work it does not *does yoda*
Raptornas > Maybe
Raptornas > You did yoda?
Raptornas > How was he?
dodgy242 > a bit short
Umit Davala > hairy and green he was
dodgy242 > could only get half in
Raptornas > Maybe
Raptornas > You did yoda?
Raptornas > How was he?
dodgy242 > a bit short
Umit Davala > hairy and green he was
dodgy242 > could only get half in
Murphy > servant sisters of eve even like me, whoever they are
Thunder Jolly > space nuns
Sinista > I've done missions for them ;-)
KSUDruid > buncha hot chicks to like to help people
Sinista > they are rug munchers
Sinista > they gave me poly textiles
Murphy > rofl
Thunder Jolly > space nuns
Sinista > I've done missions for them ;-)
KSUDruid > buncha hot chicks to like to help people
Sinista > they are rug munchers
Sinista > they gave me poly textiles
Murphy > rofl
<Frankinator> [16:48] <NTRabbit> i wouldve
<Frankinator> [16:48] <NTRabbit> with a big nametag
<Frankinator> dude
<Frankinator> do u see urself walking around in london
<Frankinator> with a big name tag
<Frankinator> saying
<Frankinator> FRANKINATOR
<Frankinator> :/
<NTRabbit> no
<NTRabbit> ofc not, dont be silly
<NTRabbit> clearly my nametag would say NTRABBIT
<Frankinator> [16:48] <NTRabbit> with a big nametag
<Frankinator> dude
<Frankinator> do u see urself walking around in london
<Frankinator> with a big name tag
<Frankinator> saying
<Frankinator> FRANKINATOR
<Frankinator> :/
<NTRabbit> no
<NTRabbit> ofc not, dont be silly
<NTRabbit> clearly my nametag would say NTRABBIT