Keiko Tahari > i never saw a mentaly sane pirate flying a brutix
Shikaku > that can be explained by pirates rarely are mentally sane
Shikaku > that can be explained by pirates rarely are mentally sane
Garthran > why would we want a jita office?
Tyr Vaantau > we can have orgies there with the locals
Tsia > /emote is with Tyr on that one
Garthran > sure, if you like your sex at 0.5 FPS
Tyr Vaantau > we can have orgies there with the locals
Tsia > /emote is with Tyr on that one
Garthran > sure, if you like your sex at 0.5 FPS
Lagerstars > im getting to the point where i can almost think about heading in to low sec space
Blur66 > It's funny, when I started, I was in low sex space, and I didn't have a clue :P
Blur66 > err...low sec lol
Lagerstars > lol
Blur66 > there wasn't much sex either though :)
Archaic Emm > tons of it out here =)
Blur66 > It's funny, when I started, I was in low sex space, and I didn't have a clue :P
Blur66 > err...low sec lol
Lagerstars > lol
Blur66 > there wasn't much sex either though :)
Archaic Emm > tons of it out here =)
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Cloora > fuck omgrawr
Cloora > they never post my shit
Cloora > you know what... it woudl be supreme irony if that was omgrawred
Cloora > they never post my shit
Cloora > you know what... it woudl be supreme irony if that was omgrawred
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Drooler > lol where are everyone in 5-6 ?
PsyBoRG > ?
Kin Oreyn > you didn't hear?
Drooler > huh..no
PsyBoRG > me neither
Kin Oreyn > yeah we're closing all operations in delve
PsyBoRG > hmmmm why?
Drooler > wtf
Drooler > why
Kin Oreyn > lol because some of our members are too gullable
Oraklet > hehe
Kin Oreyn > =P
Drooler > gullable.. ?
Ishakaril > lol
Kin Oreyn > yeah, you won't find it in a dictionary they took it out this last year
PsyBoRG > OmGwTfPnWnEd
Oraklet > :)
Drooler > wha is it then..
PsyBoRG > lol
Ishakaril > means easily fooled
PsyBoRG > maybe some1 is pulling ur chain drool
Kin Oreyn > ROFLPWN!!
Ishakaril > means that Kin is a first grade asshat ;)
Drooler > lol where are everyone in 5-6 ?
PsyBoRG > ?
Kin Oreyn > you didn't hear?
Drooler > huh..no
PsyBoRG > me neither
Kin Oreyn > yeah we're closing all operations in delve
PsyBoRG > hmmmm why?
Drooler > wtf
Drooler > why
Kin Oreyn > lol because some of our members are too gullable
Oraklet > hehe
Kin Oreyn > =P
Drooler > gullable.. ?
Ishakaril > lol
Kin Oreyn > yeah, you won't find it in a dictionary they took it out this last year
PsyBoRG > OmGwTfPnWnEd
Oraklet > :)
Drooler > wha is it then..
PsyBoRG > lol
Ishakaril > means easily fooled
PsyBoRG > maybe some1 is pulling ur chain drool
Kin Oreyn > ROFLPWN!!
Ishakaril > means that Kin is a first grade asshat ;)
Zark Brassen > PL still here? you do know that the eurovision song contest is about to start? I thought that was your favorite show? Seems just like the thing that woulld appeal to people of your mental capacities
Shadoo > eurovision is about to start?
Shadoo > bbl
Shadoo > eurovision is about to start?
Shadoo > bbl
Benglada > HAHAHAHA EAGLE
Benglada > WTF
Benglada > YOU HAVE WCS ON A HAC?
Benglada > You deserve to die in hell.
Benglada > 2006.05.28 07:07:26 notify You have started trying to warp scramble (Eagle)Jilnor [GRD]<NMTZ>.
Benglada > then he warps off.
Usarkar > haha
Benglada > who the hell is to deny me a Hac kill.
Benglada > goddamnit
The Physco > lol
Jilnor > sorry babe, you are just not my type
Benglada > I DEMAND you come back here.
Benglada > WTF
Benglada > YOU HAVE WCS ON A HAC?
Benglada > You deserve to die in hell.
Benglada > 2006.05.28 07:07:26 notify You have started trying to warp scramble (Eagle)Jilnor [GRD]<NMTZ>.
Benglada > then he warps off.
Usarkar > haha
Benglada > who the hell is to deny me a Hac kill.
Benglada > goddamnit
The Physco > lol
Jilnor > sorry babe, you are just not my type
Benglada > I DEMAND you come back here.
Asuka Paku > i'm an idiot
Garthran > lol... what tipped you off?
Asuka Paku > I could have just BOUGHT all this mexallon, and used my assets window, instead of going through market and plotting course...
Asuka Paku > damn it lol
Garthran > /emote stares for a moment, giggles, snorts, then just laughs at your expense
Asuka Paku > repeat after me... skills are only needed for remote sells... skills are only needed for remote sells...
Garthran > lol... what tipped you off?
Asuka Paku > I could have just BOUGHT all this mexallon, and used my assets window, instead of going through market and plotting course...
Asuka Paku > damn it lol
Garthran > /emote stares for a moment, giggles, snorts, then just laughs at your expense
Asuka Paku > repeat after me... skills are only needed for remote sells... skills are only needed for remote sells...
Aquillar > 6 shrapnel bombs left
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."