Aziza Minz > Hah! Scared a prowler!
Aziza Minz > With my deadly Viator.
Minarqh > Did you kill the blockade runner?
Aziza Minz > Pff, No, just scared him into cloaking up as I warped past him.
Aziza Minz > I hardly ever kill things.
Minarqh > Oh.
Minarqh > Okay then.
Minarqh > YOu know that cloaking up is standard operating procedure when piloting a ship that can warp while cloaked, right?
Aziza Minz > He was 30km from the jump gate, heading toward it... I scared him.
Minarqh > Like, he'd probably have done that if you weren't even there.
Minarqh > OK.
Aziza Minz > The burden of proof of that statment lies with you.
Minarqh > He he he
Minarqh > Not really. It's a bit like saying "I got a retriever to mine something!"
Minarqh > WOOO MEEEEE!
Aziza Minz > I could get a retriever to mine something...
Aziza Minz > If I bought said retriever...
Aziza Minz > And possibly trained for it.
Macgun90 > /emote hands aziza a cookie
Aziza Minz > I'm not really a 'stare at rocks' kinda person though.
Aziza Minz > /emote takes cookie, repackages it, puts it back on the market for a 15% markup. "Thanks. I love cookies."
Aziza Minz > Crap 15% of zero is zero.
Aziza Minz > /emote actually loses isk on that deal due to brokers fees.
Macgun90 > want another?
Aziza Minz > Better not risk it.
Aziza Minz > With my deadly Viator.
Minarqh > Did you kill the blockade runner?
Aziza Minz > Pff, No, just scared him into cloaking up as I warped past him.
Aziza Minz > I hardly ever kill things.
Minarqh > Oh.
Minarqh > Okay then.
Minarqh > YOu know that cloaking up is standard operating procedure when piloting a ship that can warp while cloaked, right?
Aziza Minz > He was 30km from the jump gate, heading toward it... I scared him.
Minarqh > Like, he'd probably have done that if you weren't even there.
Minarqh > OK.
Aziza Minz > The burden of proof of that statment lies with you.
Minarqh > He he he
Minarqh > Not really. It's a bit like saying "I got a retriever to mine something!"
Minarqh > WOOO MEEEEE!
Aziza Minz > I could get a retriever to mine something...
Aziza Minz > If I bought said retriever...
Aziza Minz > And possibly trained for it.
Macgun90 > /emote hands aziza a cookie
Aziza Minz > I'm not really a 'stare at rocks' kinda person though.
Aziza Minz > /emote takes cookie, repackages it, puts it back on the market for a 15% markup. "Thanks. I love cookies."
Aziza Minz > Crap 15% of zero is zero.
Aziza Minz > /emote actually loses isk on that deal due to brokers fees.
Macgun90 > want another?
Aziza Minz > Better not risk it.
<Hunyoo> Well, Chribba's on a 100mbit connection, so yeah.
<Hunyoo> residental 100mbit
<Levin> not a normal house
<Candy> I want Chribba's house.
<Vex> how do you get residental 100mbit?!
<Vex> it's like a permanenet erection
<Hunyoo> residental 100mbit
<Levin> not a normal house
<Candy> I want Chribba's house.
<Vex> how do you get residental 100mbit?!
<Vex> it's like a permanenet erection
<Prophecy> anyone wanna mail me an eve installation dvd?
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
zapitino > the gatherers (haulers) for the sanshas
zapitino > but stil, at 1.5 to 2.00 isk per, thats 37.5 to 50k. not too bad for .7 :)
Jaos Nekri > Been here awhile, haven't seen many of 'em
zapitino > last one I saw was in .4, and he warped out before I could get to him :/
Wintermute Ashpool > doh
Wintermute Ashpool > I hit one in a .4.......I was in my crow :(
zapitino > lol. lots of room for the trit
Wintermute Ashpool > hehe
Wintermute Ashpool > I had trit shoved under the seat, in the missle tubes, you name it
zapitino > no wonder. I heard that exposure causes brain damage
Wintermute Ashpool > :p
Jaos Nekri > "Launch missiles!" "We can't!" "Why?!" "Because your greedy *#&$ put cargo in the tubes and jetted the ammo!!"
zapitino > but stil, at 1.5 to 2.00 isk per, thats 37.5 to 50k. not too bad for .7 :)
Jaos Nekri > Been here awhile, haven't seen many of 'em
zapitino > last one I saw was in .4, and he warped out before I could get to him :/
Wintermute Ashpool > doh
Wintermute Ashpool > I hit one in a .4.......I was in my crow :(
zapitino > lol. lots of room for the trit
Wintermute Ashpool > hehe
Wintermute Ashpool > I had trit shoved under the seat, in the missle tubes, you name it
zapitino > no wonder. I heard that exposure causes brain damage
Wintermute Ashpool > :p
Jaos Nekri > "Launch missiles!" "We can't!" "Why?!" "Because your greedy *#&$ put cargo in the tubes and jetted the ammo!!"
Furnok Dorn > argh dean martin
Furnok Dorn > seriously its dean martin in a shuttle
Furnok Dorn > he keeps following me from gate to gate and targeting me
Furnok Dorn > help someone save me from dean martin
Triscuit > blow him up
Silus Fromme > shoot him with lung cancer L
Furnok Dorn > seriously its dean martin in a shuttle
Furnok Dorn > he keeps following me from gate to gate and targeting me
Furnok Dorn > help someone save me from dean martin
Triscuit > blow him up
Silus Fromme > shoot him with lung cancer L
Cocyte > I'm definitely the worst combat pilot of the universe :
Cocyte > Victim: Cocyte Alliance: Coalition Of Empires Corp: Azure Horizon Destroyed: Malediction System: 4-EP12 Security: 0.0
Cocyte > Involved parties:Name: Floating Debris / Serpentis (laid the final blow)
Cocyte > Even debris can shot me down :-/
Cocyte > Victim: Cocyte Alliance: Coalition Of Empires Corp: Azure Horizon Destroyed: Malediction System: 4-EP12 Security: 0.0
Cocyte > Involved parties:Name: Floating Debris / Serpentis (laid the final blow)
Cocyte > Even debris can shot me down :-/
Melichor Duraldi > im dead
Melichor Duraldi > nuet hurricane got me
Nyphur > BUY NEW SHIP, FLY INTO EMENYS
Nyphur > Getting ganked is what ships are for.
Melichor Duraldi > nuet hurricane got me
Nyphur > BUY NEW SHIP, FLY INTO EMENYS
Nyphur > Getting ganked is what ships are for.
Nytoxias > I once flew 6 jumps to a destination to find out I didn't accept it. So I went back, accepted it, flew to the destination again and realised I forgot my cargo.
Captain Bringdown > still doesnt compare to what atrocities you commited with your rokh nyt
Nytoxias > MarauderRokh is not bad per se. It just needs a bit of work. >.>
Captain Bringdown > the hml version was a crime
Nytoxias > The Heavy Missile Launcher version was the MarauderRokh. 2 Salvagers, 2 Tractors and 4 Heavy Missile Launchers?
Captain Bringdown > yes
Captain Bringdown > and the magstab..
Captain Bringdown > /emote shudders
Nytoxias > Crime Against Rokhkind <- Link to the Rokh in question
Captain Bringdown > GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Raimundo Desilu > lolfit
Victyrael > :O
Captain Bringdown > no, he actually flew that..
Nytoxias > I actually flew that.
Nytoxias > Heavy Missile Launcher, Marauder Rokh with a Magnetic Field Stabilizer and cap stability.
Nytoxias > Reactions to it were mixed.
Jarek Haden > lol
Saesara > No they were pretty unanimous.
Jarek Haden > sounds like understatement
Captain Bringdown > what sae said
Nytoxias > C'mon! I'm sure you've seen worse!
Captain Bringdown > no, not really
Nytoxias > Hey! My MarauderRokh did it's job! It slaughtered those cruisers, tanked the battleship AND salvaged the previous battleship and battlecruiser wrecks!
Nytoxias > I need 26 LP to get an implant. This is the Kestrel story all over again. -_-
Saesara > Why bother, you'll probably just try and eat the implant, given that Rokh fit :P
Jarek Haden > or "plug it in" .. into his toaster
Saesara > Implants: Not a suppository.
Nytoxias > >.>
Nytoxias > MarauderRokh served valiantly and completed all assigned duties with grace and honour. LEAVE MARAUDERROKH ALONE!
Captain Bringdown > still doesnt compare to what atrocities you commited with your rokh nyt
Nytoxias > MarauderRokh is not bad per se. It just needs a bit of work. >.>
Captain Bringdown > the hml version was a crime
Nytoxias > The Heavy Missile Launcher version was the MarauderRokh. 2 Salvagers, 2 Tractors and 4 Heavy Missile Launchers?
Captain Bringdown > yes
Captain Bringdown > and the magstab..
Captain Bringdown > /emote shudders
Nytoxias > Crime Against Rokhkind <- Link to the Rokh in question
Captain Bringdown > GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Raimundo Desilu > lolfit
Victyrael > :O
Captain Bringdown > no, he actually flew that..
Nytoxias > I actually flew that.
Nytoxias > Heavy Missile Launcher, Marauder Rokh with a Magnetic Field Stabilizer and cap stability.
Nytoxias > Reactions to it were mixed.
Jarek Haden > lol
Saesara > No they were pretty unanimous.
Jarek Haden > sounds like understatement
Captain Bringdown > what sae said
Nytoxias > C'mon! I'm sure you've seen worse!
Captain Bringdown > no, not really
Nytoxias > Hey! My MarauderRokh did it's job! It slaughtered those cruisers, tanked the battleship AND salvaged the previous battleship and battlecruiser wrecks!
Nytoxias > I need 26 LP to get an implant. This is the Kestrel story all over again. -_-
Saesara > Why bother, you'll probably just try and eat the implant, given that Rokh fit :P
Jarek Haden > or "plug it in" .. into his toaster
Saesara > Implants: Not a suppository.
Nytoxias > >.>
Nytoxias > MarauderRokh served valiantly and completed all assigned duties with grace and honour. LEAVE MARAUDERROKH ALONE!
Ritaer > gotta log now--work in 7 hours
Ritaer > already got in trouble today for when I was late
Ritaer > they did not understand that I had to refuel a POS
Ritaer > already got in trouble today for when I was late
Ritaer > they did not understand that I had to refuel a POS
Ralanar Nogred > good, I'm not crazy
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D