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Augin Soric > Ah, Alcohol, both the source and solution of all the world's problems.
sugarXsugar > trust me. i'm the proud pilot of the manticore class stealth bomber =)
RADEMAR > nice
sugarXsugar > it's fun =)
sugarXsugar > ask garic about it's ganking potential =P
Garic Cavvar > i hate u
sugarXsugar > see?
<Viceroy> i'm fat irl, i don't want my ship to be fat in a game :/
LastTraitorStanding > one of the disturbing things about being a father
LastTraitorStanding > to a very energetic 3 year old girl
LastTraitorStanding > is that you find important items in strange places
LastTraitorStanding > Take for instance the dvd player remote
LastTraitorStanding > that I just found in the guest bathroom toilet
Shadow Phaze > ill deal with the cap rpoblems
Nashau > worse case scenario u get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped...
Nashau > if not cap stable u'll have to wait for cap to recharge by turning off all the mods then to activate warp using next gate to next pocket losing time and losing time is losing isk
Judas II > worst case scenario, you get tied up to your chair while your house is on fire, and in your last dying moments you see you get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped
Nashau > lol
Judas II > no wait
Phantomania > rofl
Nashau > a plane is on a collision course with ur house....
Phantomania > rlol
Nashau > but u are torn between leaving the pc
Judas II > worst case scenario, theres an earthquake and magma is purring into your mouth while you get tied up to your chair while your house is on fire, and in your last dying moments you see you get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped
Epofhis > hmm, im getting ready to have some fun
Epofhis > i do alot of lone hunting =(
* Jhodas covers his ass
* Epofhis removes jhodas's hands w/ the grace of a fallen angel
Jhodas > 2005.04.23 03:04:13 combat Your fist perfectly strikes Epofhis' face, wrecking years of dental work
DagnyTaggart > wow, not even with t2 brass knuckles....
Jhodas> rofl
Epofhis > 2005.04.23 03.04:45 Combat Your Ass plug t4 perfectly strikes [n00b] Jhodas for OMGWTFBBQ my ass leaks now damage
Jhodas> pmsl

Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Zhaulus > Shassandra do youKnow if it is possible to retrieve information in excel from one row and put it into a monday row on a monday autommatically
Zhaulus > ps what would the equation be
Jelmer > OMG.... Eve is internet spreadsheets!!!!
Thorild > Oh, I do not disagree with that :) I got jumpclones too, so Instead of ripping out the +3's, I made a new jumpclone to put the +5's into.
Chaundra Vesali > same... except with +4s
DevilmanUK > /emote jumps into Thorild's clone and uses it like a puppet
Thorild > Wouldn't that make it a jumpCLOWN?? d:)
Arvo Katsuya > Were he going to persue on the epeen comment, I was going to counter that should something that size ever become erect, he would then die of blood loss.
Kybernetes Moros > the death certificate would be interesting
Kybernetes Moros > 'Cause of Death: pornographic material'; 'Cause of Death: that girl he had a crush on' 'Cause of Death: random teen boner'
Arvo Katsuya > He then was used for chastity propaganda televised and sponsored by the Theology Council.
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