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Happysin > Yay! I can finally get my Tech II Pony!
Swatyy > Graelyn, you goat fucking sone of a whore basterd! How did Mark Foley's dick taste under the desk? Much like Britney's ass after a concert in the back room?
Graelyn > Mom?
Graelyn > Is that you?
Davion Vrynn > It's why I'm the brains
Davion Vrynn > And you're the muscle
Demetri Slavic > /emote flexes
Recusor > and im the homicidal tendencies
Recusor > /emote stabs
Sir Hades > and I am the appendix! Becuase I perform no useful functions!
Davion Vrynn > I like to think of Hades as the sphincter
Yaki Herodez > Hey my ship is on fire
Umutmaus > lol you got to repair and be careful cause im docking
Yaki Herodez > No its ok ...this is fun never seen it burnin :P
Hitomi Kanzakis > Idk, non-pirates cry a lot when they loose ships :p
Tar Kovsky > ^^ often true
xHoodx > I find this conversation invigourating, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Tar Kovsky > sure... send an email to eve-philosophy@significantconversations.com
xHoodx > on it
xHoodx > do I get the free complementary beer hat?
Ralg > you can subscribe to the newsletter, but you need to give me all your money first
xHoodx > I don't have any money
Nyabinghi > petition it
Ariel Nino > could do that, probably a bug with my wallet
haav0c > i have to go unclog air ventilator #3
haav0c > back.
haav0c > apparently the pvc pipe we were using for the bomb calorimeter drain fit perfectly in the nozzle of the shop vac, got the clog out no problem o/
Blake Sheffield > pvc pipe?
Blake Sheffield > bomb calorimeter?
Blake Sheffield > what the heck are you doign?
haav0c > umm...
haav0c > science?
Son Xo > proof of total boredom: the spotlights in Lai Dai station have move up/down 6 times/minute
Princess Aspire > my leg snapped in half
Princess Aspire > my lag is half metal
Zy'or Tealon > drink Milk and screws...
Shinori > don't drink milk, milk makes boner fatter, but weaker.
Princess Aspire > i want a fatter boner
Dorian Novak > these guristas
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
Sikander 2 > but if you have that much cash, why not just take them yourself?
FMPGM > this is alt anyway so your in for it now goonsquad
Sikander 2 > i know its an alt
FMPGM > i dont have the skills on this account
Sikander 2 > then use your main?
Sikander 2 > or if you're with goonsquad, they'll have transport guys
FMPGM > This is my alt account im part of goon squad and im going to se to it that we declare war on your corp
Sikander 2 > goons? why would they dec us if they can't even be arsed to transport 3 siege blasters for a member?
Sikander 2 > and anyway, this is an alt
Sikander 2 > my main is from goons too
FMPGM > oh really
Sikander 2 > yarly
FMPGM > then why are you broke
Sikander 2 > cos i like losing titans
FMPGM > loserhow could you lose one of those you must not have a verry good fleet with you
Sikander 2 > well, um, yeah
Sikander 2 > i crashed one while drunk
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