Ryan Rs [srne]: you are not man enough to camp IPAY in a dread
Ryan Rs [srne]: (prove me wrong)
Imperium Romanus [pxin] (dg): oh no you just didnt!
Imperium Romanus [pxin] (dg): :D
***Imperium Romanus [pxin] (dg) prepares stront
***Razesdark[airk] prepares popcorn
***Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg) prepares salvager II
Ryan Rs [srne]: (prove me wrong)
Imperium Romanus [pxin] (dg): oh no you just didnt!
Imperium Romanus [pxin] (dg): :D
***Imperium Romanus [pxin] (dg) prepares stront
***Razesdark[airk] prepares popcorn
***Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg) prepares salvager II
<Melonhead> its not like i got around searching for "gay necrophiliac ducks" on google.........
<Mogatu> You want to get off my case Leilani^Solaris.
<Leilani^Solaris> lol
<RangerXT> lesbian sisters?
<RangerXT> oh leilani solaris
<Leilani^Solaris> ?
<RangerXT> I misread that as 'lesbian sisters'
<Hurricane-Junichiro> wishful thinking there, RangerXT
<Leilani^Solaris> lol
<RangerXT> lesbian sisters?
<RangerXT> oh leilani solaris
<Leilani^Solaris> ?
<RangerXT> I misread that as 'lesbian sisters'
<Hurricane-Junichiro> wishful thinking there, RangerXT
Zeta Zhul > it just irritates me
Brock Nelson > don't worry
Brock Nelson > eventually that door will open
Brock Nelson > and everyone will dance
Zeta Zhul > they come out with this stupid new nex market and then they stock it with Nazi rejects
Zeta Zhul > now apartments where we will be able to spend our time decorating, planning dinner parties and eating long limbed roes ... whatever the fuck they are.
Brock Nelson > decorating?
Brock Nelson > why would you want to do that when you can stock it with hookers?
Zeta Zhul > the idea supposedly is that people will want to spend aur on rugs, drapes, blah blah blah
Brock Nelson > drapes? we have windows?
Brock Nelson > haven't seen one since i got here
Brock Nelson > what i want to buy is a goddamn toilet
Brock Nelson > been holding it since incarna came out
Zeta Zhul > well that has to be uncomfortable
Brock Nelson > don't worry
Brock Nelson > eventually that door will open
Brock Nelson > and everyone will dance
Zeta Zhul > they come out with this stupid new nex market and then they stock it with Nazi rejects
Zeta Zhul > now apartments where we will be able to spend our time decorating, planning dinner parties and eating long limbed roes ... whatever the fuck they are.
Brock Nelson > decorating?
Brock Nelson > why would you want to do that when you can stock it with hookers?
Zeta Zhul > the idea supposedly is that people will want to spend aur on rugs, drapes, blah blah blah
Brock Nelson > drapes? we have windows?
Brock Nelson > haven't seen one since i got here
Brock Nelson > what i want to buy is a goddamn toilet
Brock Nelson > been holding it since incarna came out
Zeta Zhul > well that has to be uncomfortable
Anette Inhonores > /emote climbs on Rek's shoulders
Rek Jaiga > /emote is now bearing a child on his shoulders>Been there, done that.
Rek Jaiga > Want a toy plane to play with? Uh huh, yeah. I go there
Anette Inhonores > /emote snaps Rek's neck with her thighs for suggesting such an infantile activity
Anette Inhonores > /emote is ten, not five!
Anette Inhonores > er, eleven.
Valerie Valate > thighs :o
Valerie Valate > /emote condemns this Gallente unrighteousness
Yuhe Hepimeki > /emote just got a vision of Seriphyn as a father > " Yes, Anette dear, this is how we learn in the Marines to snap people's necks."
Valerie Valate > in the more civilised regions of the universe, young ladies only learn to snap people's necks with their thighs when they're 18.
Valerie Valate > also, how to smother people with boobs.
Rek Jaiga > /emote is now bearing a child on his shoulders>Been there, done that.
Rek Jaiga > Want a toy plane to play with? Uh huh, yeah. I go there
Anette Inhonores > /emote snaps Rek's neck with her thighs for suggesting such an infantile activity
Anette Inhonores > /emote is ten, not five!
Anette Inhonores > er, eleven.
Valerie Valate > thighs :o
Valerie Valate > /emote condemns this Gallente unrighteousness
Yuhe Hepimeki > /emote just got a vision of Seriphyn as a father > " Yes, Anette dear, this is how we learn in the Marines to snap people's necks."
Valerie Valate > in the more civilised regions of the universe, young ladies only learn to snap people's necks with their thighs when they're 18.
Valerie Valate > also, how to smother people with boobs.
Boma Airaken > (( im made of ham ))
Steiner > That is good to know.
Boma Airaken > (( are you the cheese my sandwich is lacking? ))
Steiner > (( No I am the jam... the blueberrry jam ))
Boma Airaken > (( rofl i always expected a lollercaust out of veto ;))
Boma Airaken > (( well done ))
Boma Airaken > (( tell verone i want to have manlove with him, the big papi chulo he is ))
Steiner > (( I will tell him that some creamy manlove is comming from Boma ))
Boma Airaken > (( mmm creamy ))
Boma Airaken > (( but only with verone. the rest of you spider-bumpers can stay away ))
Boma Airaken > (( and if you omgrawr this ill kill your children ))
Steiner > (( .... you just gave me a reason to omgwrar this :P ))
Boma Airaken > (( no shit sherlock ))
Boma Airaken > (( dont make me veto it ))
Steiner > That is good to know.
Boma Airaken > (( are you the cheese my sandwich is lacking? ))
Steiner > (( No I am the jam... the blueberrry jam ))
Boma Airaken > (( rofl i always expected a lollercaust out of veto ;))
Boma Airaken > (( well done ))
Boma Airaken > (( tell verone i want to have manlove with him, the big papi chulo he is ))
Steiner > (( I will tell him that some creamy manlove is comming from Boma ))
Boma Airaken > (( mmm creamy ))
Boma Airaken > (( but only with verone. the rest of you spider-bumpers can stay away ))
Boma Airaken > (( and if you omgrawr this ill kill your children ))
Steiner > (( .... you just gave me a reason to omgwrar this :P ))
Boma Airaken > (( no shit sherlock ))
Boma Airaken > (( dont make me veto it ))
Arasul > brb
Arasul > back
Ariartus > welcome back
Arasul > that was perhaps too shor a time too justify a brb sorry
Migrond Aramath > yes damn you!
Arasul > i left my typing skills in the fridge aswell
Migrond Aramath > how dare you mistype
Arasul > im living on the edge
Ariartus > fine go away forlonger
Arasul > never!
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is an outrage
Arasul > im going to the union
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I* am in shock
Ariartus > someone actually has channel rights
Arasul > nevermind channel rights ari
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > what about our human rights
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > lol
Ariartus > I think he drunk all the quafe
Arasul > lol :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I can't help it its amusing
Krole > am i allowed to giggle at the rules?
Krole > or perhaps chuckle?
Arasul > i am very entertained by this mig see this is why we need you back
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > well then I guess its official I am a rule breaker
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rules" by Migrond Aramath
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is tyrany!
Krole > /emote snuggles the rules with his moustache.
Ariartus > omg Aras ifyou had been afk for 4 mins non of this would have happened
Mars Orestes > o/
Arasul > that trip to the fridge was the match that has started the fires of revolution tho ari.. or something.
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > omg he is turning the people against me!
R'ianna > haha
Ariartus > LOL
Migrond Aramath > this is very easy, is this how tyrants live?
Arasul > er yes i believe so
Ariartus > aparently
R'ianna > except they also kill anyone who disagrees :P
Arasul > SHHHHHH
R'ianna > which can be arranged -.-
R'ianna > (see how Im setting myself up as a tyrants henchman - they get sweet deals)
G3ntle > o/
R'ianna > o/
Migrond Aramath > o
Arasul > o/ gentle
Ariartus > o
G3ntle > what transpires this evenin?
Ariartus > migrond is taking over the channel
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault.-No asking questions"
Arasul > back
Ariartus > welcome back
Arasul > that was perhaps too shor a time too justify a brb sorry
Migrond Aramath > yes damn you!
Arasul > i left my typing skills in the fridge aswell
Migrond Aramath > how dare you mistype
Arasul > im living on the edge
Ariartus > fine go away forlonger
Arasul > never!
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is an outrage
Arasul > im going to the union
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I* am in shock
Ariartus > someone actually has channel rights
Arasul > nevermind channel rights ari
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > what about our human rights
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > lol
Ariartus > I think he drunk all the quafe
Arasul > lol :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I can't help it its amusing
Krole > am i allowed to giggle at the rules?
Krole > or perhaps chuckle?
Arasul > i am very entertained by this mig see this is why we need you back
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > well then I guess its official I am a rule breaker
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rules" by Migrond Aramath
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is tyrany!
Krole > /emote snuggles the rules with his moustache.
Ariartus > omg Aras ifyou had been afk for 4 mins non of this would have happened
Mars Orestes > o/
Arasul > that trip to the fridge was the match that has started the fires of revolution tho ari.. or something.
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > omg he is turning the people against me!
R'ianna > haha
Ariartus > LOL
Migrond Aramath > this is very easy, is this how tyrants live?
Arasul > er yes i believe so
Ariartus > aparently
R'ianna > except they also kill anyone who disagrees :P
Arasul > SHHHHHH
R'ianna > which can be arranged -.-
R'ianna > (see how Im setting myself up as a tyrants henchman - they get sweet deals)
G3ntle > o/
R'ianna > o/
Migrond Aramath > o
Arasul > o/ gentle
Ariartus > o
G3ntle > what transpires this evenin?
Ariartus > migrond is taking over the channel
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault.-No asking questions"
Chris Blevins > this is nice like an endless stream of drones
Chris Blevins > annoying but nice
Nadarius Chrome > Trying to think of a simile for "annoying but nice" and all I can think of is sex with Paris Hilton. :p
Chris Blevins > annoying but nice
Nadarius Chrome > Trying to think of a simile for "annoying but nice" and all I can think of is sex with Paris Hilton. :p
<Shamrock> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffn hvcb ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffvvvvb vvb t cvtg c x
<Venom_SGZ> indeed
<Shamrock> sorry the 2 year old typed
<dew`> dont kid yourself s ham
<dew`> you know it was your wife
<dew`> o.0
<Venom_SGZ> o0
<Shamrock> no actually I (the wife) am the one typing now
<dew`> lol
<Hackett> lol
<Venom_SGZ> haha
<dew`> HI MRS. SHAM
<Venom_SGZ> indeed
<Shamrock> sorry the 2 year old typed
<dew`> dont kid yourself s ham
<dew`> you know it was your wife
<dew`> o.0
<Venom_SGZ> o0
<Shamrock> no actually I (the wife) am the one typing now
<dew`> lol
<Hackett> lol
<Venom_SGZ> haha
<dew`> HI MRS. SHAM
PKlavins > ...who wants to discuss toast?
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk