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Siigari Kitawa > Warp to the star and do a scan
Xzanos08 > Siig there isn't a star in system
Siigari Kitawa > What?
Xzanos 08 > I don't see a star
Siigari Kitawa > It's the really bright thing in the center of the fucking system
Xzanos 08 > It's all dark in here
Siigari Kitawa > Oh, we're behind a fucking planet.
Butter Dog > its best to have two warp core stabalisers, otherwise your warp may become unstable
Aaron Bruce > what happens when its unstable?
Cyn'Estra > ><
Dark Rose > saw a blonde with green eye today
Idunyken > :o
Sky Hunter > EYE?
Sky Hunter > only one :P
Dark Rose > eyes :)
Sky Hunter > was she a pie-rat?
Idunyken > D:
Valrandir > so I was playing C&C tonight when I got a call on my cell
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
Provac> I was in my favorite bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
Provac> needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts
Provac> with the beat.
Provac> After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and
Provac> noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Provac> Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Karbowiak> guess a quote: What a tool he was, i have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord!
Lake> I was just about to comment on the ongoing reasonable and productive discussion of programming techniques... then realized I'd tabbed to a freenode channel earlier and wasn't looking at #eve-dev.
Karbowiak> morale to the story, eve-dev is a troll infested hellhole
Joda Vibe > so she's actually been playing a month
Joda Vibe > just fyi
bl3ach > stop falling in love with that nub
Joda Vibe > lol
Joda Vibe > dude, she's prolly a dude
bl3ach > like i said
<DigitalCommunist> im getting the evil eye of orms by gore from some girl that sits next to me
<Viceroy> isn't that a MTG card
<DigitalCommunist> yes
<DigitalCommunist> im surprised you knew that
<Viceroy> why do you play MTG
<DigitalCommunist> i don't
<Viceroy> i have that card
<DigitalCommunist> so do i
<DigitalCommunist> so lets focus here
<DigitalCommunist> she's giving me that look
<DigitalCommunist> like she wants to murder me
<DigitalCommunist> or hex me
<Viceroy> counterspell
<DigitalCommunist> I believe she may be a witch
<DigitalCommunist> hmm
<Viceroy> or mana sink
<Viceroy> if she doesn't have enough lands to tap
<DigitalCommunist> you're saying if I carry mtg cards in my pocket they will protect me?
<Viceroy> no
<Viceroy> you must carry them in your heart
<DigitalCommunist> wow
Kel Gunrunner > on my way now in a vigil of doom
Kel Gunrunner > whatever happens this ship isnt coming back lol
sb404 > selfdestruct?
Timothy McKenzie > recycle and sell the mins =)
sb404 > oh =(
Kel Gunrunner > was a good frig too lol
sb404 > give it a ship's death, self destruct it. I'm sure if you listen to your ship before you put it in the grinder you hear it say "Not like this... not like this..."
sb404 > then the ship's spirits haunts the recycling facilities for days causing accident on the poor workers
sb404 > anyone thought of THEIR needs?!
Timothy McKenzie > nope
sb404 > oh
Tiberius Wenchel > The best description I've heard of the Echelon thus far is when my wife logged in yesterday and said "Ew! That's a butt!"
Ze'ev Sinraali > Your wife has some strange ideas about butts.
Tiberius Wenchel > Well, you've never seen me naked.
Stitcher > and after this conversation, I don't want to
Tiberius Wenchel > Admit that a little part of you is curious about the spinny bit.
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