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Bloodspawn > Why is all the good porn in German?
Bloodspawn > yeah i don't know either
Mike deVoid > weren't the 2girls1cups girls german?
Mike deVoid > if they were, i agree with your statement wholeheartedly
Bloodspawn > lol
Mike deVoid > bah, can't find it on imdb
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
CHEGINKA > тут есть кто нибудь
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
Naughtious > I don't realy want to talk about my oldbad habits, in a missioning channel
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...
Djagernaut > At me and the ship is not present that you a fine essence to catch, such as you you up to now so are bad to live, but I do not take offence it game
Mr.Mayhem > wow........thats some broken english
Deadi9 > heh, i sorta understand it
Deadi9 > but ya, its just a game Djag
Mr.Mayhem > ..I..(-|-)..I.. sign language is universal
Deadi9 > lol
Stella SGP > wats the omgrawr website
Stella SGP > i search google it turns out some weird russian site
Arro Cera > www.2girls1cup.com
Kyrall > www.omgrawr.net
Kyrall > hmmmmmmm
Kyrall > i wonder which it could be
Stella SGP > i'll check the 2 girls first
Temujin Mach > Dream Dancer is refining then I'll divide it up. We had an ORE theif but all he stole was a book mark :-)
Rooker > i am the devil
Rooker > I now have 666mil isk !!!!!!!
Rooker > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jack West > well my cormorant has a top speed of
Jack West > 1337ms
Jack West > so i win ;)
Sunflare > lol, you want to go through ammo fast? try autocannons on a Minmatar ship with ROF bonus :/
Sunflare > they chew through ammo like it's candy that'll get you high
Birkir > no thanks I dont like stepping into garbage
Sicori Malaki > lol
Sunflare > your lucky, if i was playing my other Character i'd resent that statement :P
Birkir > you're lucky, I if were someone else I might be shaking in me spaceboots
Skian Mhor > I've been a goth for 20 years. I know what a corset should be
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