joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Quinn Oron > That Avatar trying to enter the POS bubble reminds me of a sex ed video I saw in school.
Gabriel Virtus > sigh, Im training caps
Haakelen > i have caps
Haakelen > SEE
Haakelen > IT'S EASY
Vorte X > lol
Jonas Vinthyn > hahahaha
Vorte X > LOOK I HAVE CAP SKILLS TOO
Haakelen > I GOT THIS CAPS SHIT ON LOCK
Jonas Vinthyn > you all retarded, I'm going to sleep.
Haakelen > i have caps
Haakelen > SEE
Haakelen > IT'S EASY
Vorte X > lol
Jonas Vinthyn > hahahaha
Vorte X > LOOK I HAVE CAP SKILLS TOO
Haakelen > I GOT THIS CAPS SHIT ON LOCK
Jonas Vinthyn > you all retarded, I'm going to sleep.
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Kesper North: server's coming up, ostensibly
Chris Rittenhouse: you're being obstreperous, kesper.
Chris Rittenhouse: :v:
Kesper North : at least i'm not obsequious
Chris Rittenhouse: Nope, you're just oblivious.
Chris Rittenhouse : :P
tradik: wordplay5!
Kesper North: And you're oblong, why don't you get off the couch sometime
Chris Rittenhouse: :effort:
Chris Rittenhouse: You're being obtrusive.
Kesper North: That one was obvious.
Chris Rittenhouse: You're obfuscating my view, kesper, with all these words.
Kesper North: That's my objective.
Lake: Please quit this obsession -.-
Kesper North: Okay, I think we're done.
Chris Rittenhouse: you're being obstreperous, kesper.
Chris Rittenhouse: :v:
Kesper North : at least i'm not obsequious
Chris Rittenhouse: Nope, you're just oblivious.
Chris Rittenhouse : :P
tradik: wordplay5!
Kesper North: And you're oblong, why don't you get off the couch sometime
Chris Rittenhouse: :effort:
Chris Rittenhouse: You're being obtrusive.
Kesper North: That one was obvious.
Chris Rittenhouse: You're obfuscating my view, kesper, with all these words.
Kesper North: That's my objective.
Lake: Please quit this obsession -.-
Kesper North: Okay, I think we're done.
Verone > however, i'm competely inadequate as a man, as you've so rightly stated, and thusly need to use a massive 12v dildo to please anything i have sex with ^_^
Verone > it's actually a gucci backpack, since i'm such a fag too
Verone > with inlaid diamonds
Verone > it's actually a gucci backpack, since i'm such a fag too
Verone > with inlaid diamonds
Zenn Sefaris > im starting to think these amarr ships im killing are really minmatar in disguise
Zenn Sefaris > all im getting from salvage are metal scraps
Zenn Sefaris > all im getting from salvage are metal scraps
TheRune > So like, never put your finger in anything that is red??
Takeshi Kovachs > not without asking?
Takeshi Kovachs > not without asking?
Verone > i'm actually surprised i can run 2 clients stable on 56k
Dr Draconian > 60 mill or ill chat request spam you.....
Verone > lol
Dr Draconian > hey.. i gotta make a living sumhow :p
Dr Draconian > 60 mill or ill chat request spam you.....
Verone > lol
Dr Draconian > hey.. i gotta make a living sumhow :p
<HellGremlin> Oh man.
<HellGremlin> I just discovered something totally cool.
<HellGremlin> If you bite really hard on a mouseball, it turns out that it's metal covered with a layer of rubber, and inside the rubber there is disgusting, disgusting glue!
<HellGremlin> I feel like I just blew a robot.
<Starbrow> LOL
<Starbrow> QTED!
<Sham> rofl
<Starbrow> i bet you feel really dirty
<Jadrut> and slutty
<Starbrow> did you swallow?
<HellGremlin> Instinctively :(
<Sham> HG *always* swallows
* Sham giggles
* Sham huggles his internet boyfriend
<Sham> shit, I'm gay
* HellGremlin distances himself from Sham
<Sham> Time to join a religion again
<Sham> Which is better for de-homofication? Holy Baptists of Jerusalem (Wisconsin) or The Flaming Cross Organization?
<HellGremlin> I'm sure both fine foundations will help you Pray The Gay Away.
<Sham> *yay*
<Sham> Maybe the minister will be cute ^_^
<Sham> crap
<Sham> I did it again :(
<HellGremlin> I just discovered something totally cool.
<HellGremlin> If you bite really hard on a mouseball, it turns out that it's metal covered with a layer of rubber, and inside the rubber there is disgusting, disgusting glue!
<HellGremlin> I feel like I just blew a robot.
<Starbrow> LOL
<Starbrow> QTED!
<Sham> rofl
<Starbrow> i bet you feel really dirty
<Jadrut> and slutty
<Starbrow> did you swallow?
<HellGremlin> Instinctively :(
<Sham> HG *always* swallows
* Sham giggles
* Sham huggles his internet boyfriend
<Sham> shit, I'm gay
* HellGremlin distances himself from Sham
<Sham> Time to join a religion again
<Sham> Which is better for de-homofication? Holy Baptists of Jerusalem (Wisconsin) or The Flaming Cross Organization?
<HellGremlin> I'm sure both fine foundations will help you Pray The Gay Away.
<Sham> *yay*
<Sham> Maybe the minister will be cute ^_^
<Sham> crap
<Sham> I did it again :(