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Jinx Denton > ooh, I just found either a pube or a strand of facial hair in my pizza
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
ElrondMD > i just realised, i dont have ENERGY MANAGEMENT trained on my character at all, that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
Omber Zombie > god dammit, forums down
Omber Zombie > how am i supposed to pvp in this game if i can't use the forums
Frankinator > holy shit
Frankinator > lifewire is german
Frankinator > this is gonna be hard
Frankinator > zarq is norwegian
Frankinator > its like im on ts with dolhp lundgren and arnold
Omber Zombie > and you are van damme
Davlos > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camion_%C3%A9quip%C3%A9_d%27un_syst%C3%A8me_d%27artillerie
Julianus Soter > oh dear.
Julianus Soter > /emote shakes head sadly.
Julianus Soter > it's a howitzer... on a truck.
Julianus Soter > welded together
Davlos > the name itself already is a direct translation of
Davlos > TRUCK EQUIPPED WITH AN ARTILLERY SYSTEM
Graelyn > Dark times.
Davlos > and apparently, French artillerymen are really damn accurate
Davlos > because they have so few ammo to shoot with, they <i>have</i> to be damn accurate to make them count
Verone > man, no wonder TCF are such fucking failures if they have 8 renault pickups with drainpipes welded to their roofs strapped to the side of their Maelstroms
Verone > it all makes sense now
Verone > i can hear them firing now
Verone > *boom* ces't le takes that, you arabian pigdogs.... *pfft *pfft* le fronche artillerie will has your mothers for breakfasts! *pfft* *pfft* *boom* sombodie lower ze stabilisers, i 'ave le spilled my moccachino
Verone > i don't wanna talk to you no more you afgan knnnnnnn-igit... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries
Isis Dea > how much do you get out of Hermaprodite?
Ashrax Boru > since my CQ dont have a bathroom i just pee off the hangar balcony
<DigitalCommunist> i'd help foiritan, cause hes intaki
<DigitalCommunist> but he looks like monkey
Nova Incantus > /emote consoles runsha
shaun meknar > darn
Wail Djunner > Poor Runsha...
Nova Incantus > /emote asks if she wants to do a 5/10 DED
Runsha > /emote sniffles
Runsha > No its ok.. I'll just see how long it takes me to fly to other end of system on MWD.
Nidel Shawen > runsha: about forever?
Runsha > Hmmm... might take awhile... even at this speed I only put 2400K tween me and system... Maybe some other way to vent my grief...
ManOfLeisure > 21 more whores for Iron Will l5
Runsha > Thats it!! Sex!!
Bella Rugente > thats alot of whores
Manfred Hayden > I volunteer for this noble cause.
Runsha > /emote looks around and notices house is empty.. *sigh* so much for that idea.
<Aidari> i got blitzed and decided to play eve last night
<Aidari> when i woke up, it was right before down time
<Aidari> my head was inside my computer case
<Aidari> and when i got up, my scorpion was floating in a deadpsace complex with 4 percent hull
<Aidari> and nothing was alive anwhere near me
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