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Deka Khan > in the middle of one argumetn i pointed a remote at her an tried to switch her off
Deka Khan > she wnet absoultely mental at that one
Deka Khan > spare room night that one
Viale > come kill iss with us. u know u wanna.
Viale > they drop veldspar.
Skeltek > did you loot anything of value? I don´t remember wether I had anything in my cargo or not
FosterK > We looted five internets.
Skeltek > internets?
FosterK > It's a series of tubes.
Buzzer Winger > where can i get small arms?
Llewelyn Nightshade > from little people
Edmund Khan > Haha! I think they have a dude there... internship, that needs to copy our data between feyth and esoteria to a floppy disk and transfer it between nods... if he's not fast enough, the node crashes :)
grunny > Thors hammer has alot of crushing to do
Kinvaryn > thats my pickup line
Kinvaryn > except i say mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and they're like whats a mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and *ziiip*
Kinvaryn > "it makes thunder if you stroke it the right way"
Lomong > Since thunder is the sound of an electric discharge in the atmosphere, that implies you're using an electric strapon to compensate for your... lack......
grunny > ^ electric burn
Leet Al > when you using gatlings on a crusader
Leet Al > it says 'rape' in morse code
Siren Sylvanis > um
Siren Sylvanis > this is kind of an embarassing question
Siren Sylvanis > but can someone spot me 200k for a Remote Armor Repair Systems skillbook?
Siren Sylvanis > I blew my last 2 mill on Exotic dancers
Tamora > thats my pic in RL
Chrony > evening
Spikum > You have such big tits?
Spikum > Can i touch them?
Tamora > i kno
Tamora > yes
Spikum > great
OzaLoni > shout when your down with the bms silvero
Tamora quivers
Spikum > do you have a weiner as well?
Tamora > yep
Spikum > hmmm
Spikum > still
Spikum touches Tamora
Tamora > mmmmmm
Tamora > hawt
<@Tank-ceo> u know
<@Tank-ceo> i went to chikfila right
<@Tank-ceo> i say to the black, mayo and lots of ketchup
<@Tank-ceo> black girl*
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 3
<@Tank-ceo> i say, can i have some more ketchup please
<@Tank-ceo> she gives me 1 more
<@Tank-ceo> lol
<vensa> and?
<@Tank-ceo> 1, i said lots of ketchup, which i got fries and a chicken sandwich
<@Tank-ceo> i just find that funny, o heres 1 more there u go lol
<@Tank-ceo> its like, giving a 1 when u ask for a couple
<%Snowman> hilarious
<KomradeVirtunov> Yeah,..haha....ha..er.
<&Sham> Tank
<&Sham> I'm going to have to be frank
<&Sham> that story started out interesting
<&Sham> then it sort of swerved out of the Interesting lane and landed in a ditch
<KomradeVirtunov> And caught on fire.
<KomradeVirtunov> But it was a boring fire.
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