Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So the other day a baby boy was born. The sad thing was he had no eyelids.
goast115v3 > wat
Sirel Geten > That sucks.
Sirel Geten > Was he a harliquen victim?
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > Well when the doctor's circumcised him they realized they had some extra flesh they could use.
Sirel Geten > Well if it works .///.
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So they took the extra skin and gave him new eyelids.
JCDentonMale > The punchline to this has real promise..
Mat Ador > I curse my imagination...
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > and from that day forth he was COCKEYED!!!!!
goast115v3 > LOL
Sirel Geten > xd
JCDentonMale > hah
Rhiavihn Maad > but think of the foresight he had
goast115v3 > wat
Sirel Geten > That sucks.
Sirel Geten > Was he a harliquen victim?
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > Well when the doctor's circumcised him they realized they had some extra flesh they could use.
Sirel Geten > Well if it works .///.
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > So they took the extra skin and gave him new eyelids.
JCDentonMale > The punchline to this has real promise..
Mat Ador > I curse my imagination...
Pink FluffyBunny Slippers > and from that day forth he was COCKEYED!!!!!
goast115v3 > LOL
Sirel Geten > xd
JCDentonMale > hah
Rhiavihn Maad > but think of the foresight he had
Dahak2150 > Hi, I'm paper. Rock's fine. Nerf scissors.
<Mace> btw darkage, if I recall correctly, I filed a bugreport on the private escrow thing probably 8 months ago, simply went ignored :P
* Mephysto is now known as Mephysto|afk
<Mace> 'topic
<Mace> gah
* Mace hopes for a mirror soon
<Term> mace
<Term> im pretty sure i saw u saying exact same thing before.. whats that?
<Mace> I hit ' instead of /
<Mace> to do a /topic and see the topic lol
<Term> ah
<Term> happened twice now >.<
<DigitalCommunist> it would be cool if there were some statistics (and maybe rewards) for submitting useful bug reports, like in beta
<DigitalCommunist> fill 200 useful bug reports and you get some EVE socks, fill 1000 and you get a dinner date with Virrago
<Term> lol
<Term> eve socks
<Term> lol
<DigitalCommunist> i figure anyone filling that many bug reports probably uses up their socks very fast
<Temistokles> o_O
* Mephysto is now known as Mephysto|afk
<Mace> 'topic
<Mace> gah
* Mace hopes for a mirror soon
<Term> mace
<Term> im pretty sure i saw u saying exact same thing before.. whats that?
<Mace> I hit ' instead of /
<Mace> to do a /topic and see the topic lol
<Term> ah
<Term> happened twice now >.<
<DigitalCommunist> it would be cool if there were some statistics (and maybe rewards) for submitting useful bug reports, like in beta
<DigitalCommunist> fill 200 useful bug reports and you get some EVE socks, fill 1000 and you get a dinner date with Virrago
<Term> lol
<Term> eve socks
<Term> lol
<DigitalCommunist> i figure anyone filling that many bug reports probably uses up their socks very fast
<Temistokles> o_O
Jack Wildstar > quests, missions, same thing
Jack Wildstar > a horse of a different color is still a horse
Theo Samaritan > ive yet to have a mission to tell me to drink so many litres of Preperation H in order to release a dragon yet
Jack Wildstar > if drink Preparation H by the litre, you are gonna release something regardless
Jack Wildstar > a horse of a different color is still a horse
Theo Samaritan > ive yet to have a mission to tell me to drink so many litres of Preperation H in order to release a dragon yet
Jack Wildstar > if drink Preparation H by the litre, you are gonna release something regardless
Chutoro > i AM BEGINING TO THINK IT WAS A MISTAKE TEACHING THE CAT TO SMOKE THOUGH
Scarlet Rabbit > I been in the Navy all me blooming life. Me mother was a mermaid, mne father is King Neptune. I was born on the back of a whale and craddled in the waves of the ocean. And when i spits, I spitz tar.
Borges08 > Does local chat send from the whole solar systme
DmitryEKT > no, only from ships within 1 million km of you
Borges08 > Ah ok thanks
DmitryEKT > thats why it's called local, not system
Kerien Shien > ...
Kerien Shien > Dont tease the noobs :D
Borges08 > Lol noob?
Borges08 > I've just never bothered to use/learn about local chat.
DmitryEKT > well, now you know.
DmitryEKT > no, only from ships within 1 million km of you
Borges08 > Ah ok thanks
DmitryEKT > thats why it's called local, not system
Kerien Shien > ...
Kerien Shien > Dont tease the noobs :D
Borges08 > Lol noob?
Borges08 > I've just never bothered to use/learn about local chat.
DmitryEKT > well, now you know.
Jacob Etienne > daniel, how do you live with being the most mocked noob in eve
Daniel Jackson > by getting used to it
Daniel Jackson > same happend in school
Daniel Jackson > glad i graduated
Daniel Jackson > by getting used to it
Daniel Jackson > same happend in school
Daniel Jackson > glad i graduated
Diaego: ummm
Diaego: I'm not sure if this is a joke e-mail or not
Teh-Anti-Christ-Tobs: well..
Nobody: Diaego:)
Teh-Anti-Christ-Tobs: whos it from ?
Nobody: And what's it say?
Diaego: I asked that anyone having buffering issues send a screenshot of ping results to our servers.. and someone has sent me an e-mail with a picture they have taken with a digital camera of their monitor
Diaego: showing the ping results
Diaego: o_O
Diaego: I'm not sure if this is a joke e-mail or not
Teh-Anti-Christ-Tobs: well..
Nobody: Diaego:)
Teh-Anti-Christ-Tobs: whos it from ?
Nobody: And what's it say?
Diaego: I asked that anyone having buffering issues send a screenshot of ping results to our servers.. and someone has sent me an e-mail with a picture they have taken with a digital camera of their monitor
Diaego: showing the ping results
Diaego: o_O
Amoun Rah > i like...big...SHIPS AND I CANNOT LIE!!! u other minmatar cant deny!
Pedrok Matar > bak yo
Tor Coolguy > I will deny.
Tor Coolguy > Don't try to stop me!
Pedrok Matar > bak yo
Tor Coolguy > I will deny.
Tor Coolguy > Don't try to stop me!