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Gecko 136 > It's almost 12am here, so all our balls are about to drop. afk
Rhi Tehn > ...ok so what you've just seen is me on the phone as Dog Controller on behalf of the German Shepard Rescue Trust, to take posession of "Khan" from Leanne, who lives at 38 Mecca Place, from 11:30 hrs onward...
Vrolok Eren > Khan
Rhi Tehn > 3 yr old German Shepard male...
Fast Eddie > Imagine being in the park... "Khaaaaaan..... here boy!"
Rhi Tehn > ::deep breathy voice:: From hells heart, I bark...at thee...
Jordania > YARRRRRR
omfgargh > AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Saran Tal > run away!
* Saran Tal hides under the desk
Jordania > O.o
* omfgargh hides in bunker under desk
omfgargh > turns out the bunker was full of pirates
You know you play EVE too much when...
♦You make a life-size pod out of snow
♦You walk by two police officers and go – OMG! OFFICER SPAWN!!
♦You think all females are in fact men
♦You buy assorted color condoms because you want to mix damage types
mattnova > what ship are you in ?
Mayobe > Titanic
Mayobe > Some homo is on the deck screaming about being royalty
RyanLongbow > how do I use a PLEX??
TypicalAsian > eat it
Hitomi Nakatani > first apply nutella to it
barlochIV > mmmm nutella
Vizaris Vain > whats nutella?
Hitomi Nakatani > sex in a jar
Ruri Dant > a cream made from nuts
barlochIV > when u put it that way not as appetizing
Hitomi Nakatani > HAZELNUTS... *ehem*
Vizaris Vain > hmmm I'd prefer sex in a bed...or on the floor, or a hot tub. I a jar sounds uncomfortable.
Whatdafuzz > looking pretty has its benefits
McBarnacle> It does for my GF, she gets to have sex more often
McBarnacle> Shame it's not with me though.................
Isaac Orion > btw fellas, it's official.....I'm now hold a college degree :)
hydraSlav > apparently English wasn't your major, lol
Coran Roscai > Can anyone loan me 10,000 isk? please...
Raldoz > no
Coran Roscai > :( - I really need it
Scalaris > Coran - sent
Coran Roscai > woot
Coran Roscai > now I have an even 12 bil - I luv you
Jesterofchaos > druid you guys hunting anyone worth while?
Zardock > druid's been after my mom for a few weeks now o.0 :P no bro...
KSUDruid > dude, your mom is hot
KSUDruid > zardock's mom, has got it goin' on
Lansfear > o.0
Zardock > dude, it mah fucking mom
Lansfear > /emote shuves a bar of soap in druids mouth
Murphy > is she a milf?
KSUDruid > why? i'm not using bad words
Lansfear > thats his mom!
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