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Shoctar > Anything going on?
Lore Star > Camp in FAT
Voltaire Leriel > I'm not fat, I'm structure tanked
<Gryphius> Damn.
<Gryphius> I'm watching myself die and thinking of all the ways I could've prevented it
<Ulviirala> . o O ( wow... that's a dps... I could turn on my armor repairer, my ship wouldn't pop then... yea I could... I could also warp off... wow that blue flash was just nice... )
<Ulviirala> you're stoned or smth? :P
Cmdr Sy > They were east european, they couldn't read the game documentation. Smacktalking through babelfish.
Quinn Oron > Yes, VOIP is a wonderful technology.
Quinn Oron > Just the other day I was talking on Mumble, when everyone heard a high pitch shriek come from my mic.
Quinn Oron > I blamed it on poor drivers, but I had actually knocked a chip packet off my desk and squashed my balls trying to catch it with my knees.
Quinn Oron > Totally got away with it.
fmercury > i'm flying 3 cdfe right now
Taudia > cdfe?
fmercury > cock defense field extenders
Taudia > Ah
Taudia > ...I don't even think I have a cock defence field on this thing
fmercury > well there's your problem right there
fmercury > a big naked muscular dude with an erection comes running at you, what are you going to do
Taudia > Be out-cocked....?
fmercury > yes
fmercury > also raped
Taudia > Damn
Taudia > It's the sex part of the rape that really sucks
Taudia > Who the hell makes a spaceship without a codpiece anyway
Arrgs > So, I had the most fucked up dream ever last night
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
<wizzard66> Notify Your MasterCard deactivates as it finds the resource it was harvesting a pale shadow of its former glory.
<wizzard66> my daughters went shopping
Valric > I've been mining here for about 2 weeks now without any problems
Haffrage > Not anymore ye haven't.
Zo5o > you should loot your wreck suigetsu i don't want your stuff, it's in balle viii asteroid belt 4
Zo5o > OH LAWDY IS THAT A FLASHING RED NOOB
Aaronjin > wait....tell me more about the german chocolate cake...what's in it? besides efficiency and chocolate?
Jesus Troll > Better engineering
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