sophisticatedlimabean > i need podding outside the station please
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
CybrKnyf > I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. It said my password wasn't long enough.
StrikeOuts > DOES ANy1 KNOW A FREE MMORPG THAT DOESNT TAKE LONG TO BE GOOD IN ???
Galdren Delavardi > drift city
Galdren Delavardi > www.ijji.com
Aslon Seridith > did you subscribe to eve, paid $20, to ask that question in local?
Galdren Delavardi > drift city
Galdren Delavardi > www.ijji.com
Aslon Seridith > did you subscribe to eve, paid $20, to ask that question in local?
Black Dranzer > The current incarnation is "Walking in Space Hotel Rooms"
Shadow XII > It's a very special concept
Shadow XII > As in, "I'm sorry my son is chewing on your shoes, he's a little bit special."
Shadow XII > It's a very special concept
Shadow XII > As in, "I'm sorry my son is chewing on your shoes, he's a little bit special."
Bill Trader > One of my employees scanned many times the universe. He found many things, but what he never found was a thing called god. Then I've recognized that sometimes incarnations appear called GM by everybody. I'm sure it is an acronym for God Mode. gn
Batilda: man, fuck RL
Lake: I am pretty confident the main point of RL is, in fact, to fuck.
Lake: I am pretty confident the main point of RL is, in fact, to fuck.
Olixia Castitatis > yay I found my joystick.
Nova Satar > never say that again
Nova Satar > never say that again
RemDakar > I've seen more action at an old folks home during a viagra shortage
Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Senor Arvald > WELCOME TO EVE ONLINE here is your complementary bar of soap and group shower token