<@DigitalCommunist> out of pure boredom
<@DigitalCommunist> I decieded to pull up my boxers
<@DigitalCommunist> well above my belly button
<@Sham|Work> I'm not two hours into my day
<@Sham|Work> And I hear about someone's attempt at a male camel toe
<@DigitalCommunist> which is part silk, so its very slippery against my denim jeans
<@DigitalCommunist> and jumped in a spot for a few min to see how long
<@DigitalCommunist> before my pants simply slid off
<@ifni^work> ...
<@DigitalCommunist> an interesting experiment
<@ifni^work> are you gay?
<@ifni^work> o rjust bi-curious?
<@Sham|Work> wait
<@Sham|Work> WAIT
<@Sham|Work> silk boxers?
<@DigitalCommunist> chances are its polyester
<@DigitalCommunist> but its smooth on the buttox
<@Sham|Work> Digi, that alone describes you better than anything I've ever heard
* @DigitalCommunist smooth smooth
* @DigitalCommunist wiggles in his chair
<@ifni^work> that's pretty gay tbh
<@DigitalCommunist> im amazed we're still trying to find descriptions for me
<@Sham|Work> That's approaching supergay
<@DigitalCommunist> after allt his time
<@DigitalCommunist> oh shut up you fucking hypocrites
<@DigitalCommunist> its not like im wearing your mom's pantyhose
<@DigitalCommunist> I decieded to pull up my boxers
<@DigitalCommunist> well above my belly button
<@Sham|Work> I'm not two hours into my day
<@Sham|Work> And I hear about someone's attempt at a male camel toe
<@DigitalCommunist> which is part silk, so its very slippery against my denim jeans
<@DigitalCommunist> and jumped in a spot for a few min to see how long
<@DigitalCommunist> before my pants simply slid off
<@ifni^work> ...
<@DigitalCommunist> an interesting experiment
<@ifni^work> are you gay?
<@ifni^work> o rjust bi-curious?
<@Sham|Work> wait
<@Sham|Work> WAIT
<@Sham|Work> silk boxers?
<@DigitalCommunist> chances are its polyester
<@DigitalCommunist> but its smooth on the buttox
<@Sham|Work> Digi, that alone describes you better than anything I've ever heard
* @DigitalCommunist smooth smooth
* @DigitalCommunist wiggles in his chair
<@ifni^work> that's pretty gay tbh
<@DigitalCommunist> im amazed we're still trying to find descriptions for me
<@Sham|Work> That's approaching supergay
<@DigitalCommunist> after allt his time
<@DigitalCommunist> oh shut up you fucking hypocrites
<@DigitalCommunist> its not like im wearing your mom's pantyhose
XMishnovax: O.o. The eve mao said this system was empty. Now I'm stuck in a bubble with Pirates surrounding me and 350mil worth of implants in my head. *shoots Self*
Scipios > matt?
Scipios > matt, i can't see
Scipios > i can't see the text that i'm typing even
Fog Render > take off the blindfold Scip
Scipios > matt if you're there, i'm gonna log off and call you
Jorax > wierd
Fog Render > anybody seen matt ?
Jorax > i think he was over by the fireplace earlier
Humadeez > which matt?
Fog Render > scipios friend
Scipios > MATT
Scipios > HELP ME
Fog Render > see ?
Jorax > lol
Fog Render > help me spock
Scipios > i'll call you matt
Jorax > i'm matt
Fog Render > I'm matt and so's my wife
Scipios > i'll call matt
Jorax > call me matt
SterlingSylver > Fine, but if you're calling me Matt, I'm calling you bob
Duggang > hi matt
Fog Render > vini vidi matt
Scipios > matt, i can't see
Scipios > i can't see the text that i'm typing even
Fog Render > take off the blindfold Scip
Scipios > matt if you're there, i'm gonna log off and call you
Jorax > wierd
Fog Render > anybody seen matt ?
Jorax > i think he was over by the fireplace earlier
Humadeez > which matt?
Fog Render > scipios friend
Scipios > MATT
Scipios > HELP ME
Fog Render > see ?
Jorax > lol
Fog Render > help me spock
Scipios > i'll call you matt
Jorax > i'm matt
Fog Render > I'm matt and so's my wife
Scipios > i'll call matt
Jorax > call me matt
SterlingSylver > Fine, but if you're calling me Matt, I'm calling you bob
Duggang > hi matt
Fog Render > vini vidi matt
Mundla > hi
Kusika > hi
Julianna Dante > hi
Mundla > afk
rZEZIOLek > hi
Octavian Maximus > Everyone is so friendly today. :)
Shocker Vern > hi
ChrisWalesTheTwat > Hello
Lei Xin > hi
Fujico > allo
Lei Xin > How are you all doing?
Fujico > good
Lei Xin > Great.
Lei Xin > :)
Procust > HELLO
* Fujico waves
Kusika > hi
Julianna Dante > hi
Mundla > afk
rZEZIOLek > hi
Octavian Maximus > Everyone is so friendly today. :)
Shocker Vern > hi
ChrisWalesTheTwat > Hello
Lei Xin > hi
Fujico > allo
Lei Xin > How are you all doing?
Fujico > good
Lei Xin > Great.
Lei Xin > :)
Procust > HELLO
* Fujico waves
Saint Lazarus > he has optimal range and 3 trackin mods and still cant hit puberty
Blind Man > ParMizaN > iun shoudl rseally go donck before i do sloemthiong stupid and die
Zysco > i never understood how he goes out, comes back, and plays eve
Zysco > i mean, when i come back frm being out, im way too drunk to turn on my computer, let alone play
Mystiel Raleigh > Protip: If someone's posting drunk on the internet, chances are high that they're just pretending to be drunk so people will think they're cool
Blind Man > lol
Zysco > true but parm does it so much i cant believe someone would fake it that much
Mystiel Raleigh > Some people are lonely
Mystiel Raleigh > Especially emo people
Mystiel Raleigh > Especially emo people whose names start with a P and end in armizan
Zysco > i never understood how he goes out, comes back, and plays eve
Zysco > i mean, when i come back frm being out, im way too drunk to turn on my computer, let alone play
Mystiel Raleigh > Protip: If someone's posting drunk on the internet, chances are high that they're just pretending to be drunk so people will think they're cool
Blind Man > lol
Zysco > true but parm does it so much i cant believe someone would fake it that much
Mystiel Raleigh > Some people are lonely
Mystiel Raleigh > Especially emo people
Mystiel Raleigh > Especially emo people whose names start with a P and end in armizan
Malicus Morivac > wondering if its a good idea to quest in a blackbird
Thorild > ladar is radar, but with laser, or light instead of radar
opus farrier > you must mean mission :p
Taani Suntiger > quest?!!!! GUARDS!!!!!!
Thorild > I give you permission to quest.
DevilmanUK > lol
Malicus Morivac > oh did I say quests...of course I meant agent missions :D
Valta Merjo > Hehe
Valta Merjo > STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Malicus Morivac > *slowy backs out of the corp channel*
Thorild > ladar is radar, but with laser, or light instead of radar
opus farrier > you must mean mission :p
Taani Suntiger > quest?!!!! GUARDS!!!!!!
Thorild > I give you permission to quest.
DevilmanUK > lol
Malicus Morivac > oh did I say quests...of course I meant agent missions :D
Valta Merjo > Hehe
Valta Merjo > STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Malicus Morivac > *slowy backs out of the corp channel*
Kaar > dont enter GW
Anoai Troriak > i cant i'm scrambled
Anoai Troriak > i cant i'm scrambled
Marcathonas > omfg
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Itachi XIII > Awesome, thanks yous so muchz0r for logging in and getting stuck, next week we will sacrifice pigs to test the effect of high voltage dual cores on living tissue, kthxbye, Oveur.