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Theo Samaritan > i just realised something
Theo Samaritan > how fucked up would it be if CERN ended up basically being like black mesa?
Theo Samaritan > get your crowbars fuckers
LuigiThirty > I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A BLACK HOLE
LuigiThirty > LET ALONE, CREATE ONE
Dryr Lint > someone say something funny
Marthai > Hmm...
Marthai > Let me think....
Dryr Lint > how about a mining joke
Ragetii > Asteroids 2010! Where you mine the asteroids instead of blow them up!
Dryr Lint > pretty good
Dryr Lint > ragetea are you always in vaurent local?
Marthai > A computer once beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick-boxing -- Emo Philips (someone just posted this in corp chat)
Dryr Lint > you should join a new corp
Crux Australis > the baby jesus is crying loud :
Ticondrius > lol
Ticondrius > I've already submitted my own setup
Ticondrius > I lost a whole day of production due to a client bug..ya think I'm happy?
Crux Australis > your baby jesus cried louder
Zero0 > omg, what am I doing? im talking hair care with a blonde!!! I need to change the subject quick...... umm..... umm..... nothings coming to mind.......
Jenesa > talk about sex
Jenesa > but not with me
Zero0 > ..... never crossed my mind...... well maybe it did, but just once...... every 7 seconds..........
Jenesa > /emote points to the cold shower room
Zero0 > yes mam
Zero0 > /emote hangs his head and walks away
Endo Dy > bbl gonna watch a movie with the gf
Teh Gaunt > what iz gf?
WarGod > boyfriend without a penis
RUBAlX > who would want hairy balls in their mouth?
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Demetri Slavic > Yea the Phoenix is not gunna be cheap
Raena Valente > But its a lotta bang and a lotta bling o.o
Raena Valente > Besides its in the ship class with the most badass name of all "Dreadnought" and god knows, if you find something with "dread" in its name in an mmo it means super powerful, A dread moose can kill you with his sight.
Demetri Slavic > lmao
Raena Valente > I played everquest when I was a lil kid, I learned that the difference between "rat" and "dread rat" was nonconsensual butt love.
Olixia Castitatis > TD, what is "I don't have a pencil" in Spanish?
TrouserDeagle > No tengo un lapiz.
Olixia Castitatis > un doesn't sound very spanish.
Olixia Castitatis > Adoran, what is "I don't have a pencil" in Old Norse?
TrouserDeagle > lawl.
Adoran Wa'alle > Jeg har ingen blyant :P
TrouserDeagle > Hee hee.
Adoran Wa'alle > well, that's norwegian. old norse...no idea :P
Olixia Castitatis > LEARN TO SPEAK OLD NORSE!!!!!!111
Olixia Castitatis > And learn to write in Runic too.
Olixia Castitatis > We won't think you are cool until you can say "I am here to Rape your Women and burn your house down" in Old Norse.
<@Sham> I don't notice more maturity or intelligence in EVE than in WoW or any other MMO I've tried
<@Sham> I mean fuck, just look at us
<@Sham> We keep letting Sokhar in
Xaeon > Are you a chinese farmer by chance?
QQLONG > no
QQLONG > i'm hongkong
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