MisterVos > I want to kill my agent. How do I do that?
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
Talaris EveningStar > Might be better off getting a Drake for now...
Davion Vrynn > YOu can borrow my Scorpion... But you have to pay me if you lose it
Talaris EveningStar > What would I do with a Scorpion Dav?
Davion Vrynn > Probably explode
Davion Vrynn > YOu can borrow my Scorpion... But you have to pay me if you lose it
Talaris EveningStar > What would I do with a Scorpion Dav?
Davion Vrynn > Probably explode
Tyree Jinx > what are rigging skill books under??
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
Allant Doran > also i just heard a series of weird, fairly quiet grunting/growling noises
Allant Doran > moments later it occurs to me i have just intently listened to a cat do a poo
Allant Doran > moments later it occurs to me i have just intently listened to a cat do a poo
<t_amber> oh fuck yes
<t_amber> hohohohoho
<Batolemaeus> you don't follow up "oh fuck yes" with sounding like santa
<t_amber> hohohohoho
<Batolemaeus> you don't follow up "oh fuck yes" with sounding like santa
Ingold Hammersmith > hey sard
Kumja > Sard can I have your autograph?
Sard Caid > sure
Kumja > Will you sign my baby?
Sard Caid > with a scalpel.
Kumja > that's twisted..
Sard Caid > Er...with crayon?
Sard Caid > =(
Sard Caid > I'm not good at this
Kumja > keep working on it
Sard Caid > kk
Kumja > Sard can I have your autograph?
Sard Caid > sure
Kumja > Will you sign my baby?
Sard Caid > with a scalpel.
Kumja > that's twisted..
Sard Caid > Er...with crayon?
Sard Caid > =(
Sard Caid > I'm not good at this
Kumja > keep working on it
Sard Caid > kk
Finraer > Moa - bastard lovechild of a swan and a toaster
Halbrogen > i prefer the term "aggresive appropriators of wealth" not pirates
Gabriel Aaron > these dang centus bs are kicking my butt
Siminuria > cant u get god to smite them?
Gabriel Aaron > lol
Siminuria > come on, surely being an archangel must mean u have some favour with the big man?
Gabriel Aaron > you have me confused with someone else
Siminuria > Thats a shame :( I was going to ask u to do some bargaining on my behalf....
Siminuria > cant u get god to smite them?
Gabriel Aaron > lol
Siminuria > come on, surely being an archangel must mean u have some favour with the big man?
Gabriel Aaron > you have me confused with someone else
Siminuria > Thats a shame :( I was going to ask u to do some bargaining on my behalf....
Rococho Ranger > wat happened to the carpets i ordered?
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map