<Shalbane> grr women
<Shalbane> !!
<[Agony]Kaiman> Yeah the one I just lost has been collecting dust in Jita 4-4, the other one I actually used quite often
<Shalbane> !!
<[Agony]Kaiman> Yeah the one I just lost has been collecting dust in Jita 4-4, the other one I actually used quite often
Galleim Hartook > while we're on spoilers, Vader is Luke's dad.
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
mfdsuk > any one know a good setup for dominix
for doing 6/10 complex in?
James Lyrus > Lots of guns.
James Lyrus > Quite a few drones.
James Lyrus > And some modules.
Gaul Cascade > Amen
for doing 6/10 complex in?
James Lyrus > Lots of guns.
James Lyrus > Quite a few drones.
James Lyrus > And some modules.
Gaul Cascade > Amen
Butter Dog > its best to have two warp core stabalisers, otherwise your warp may become unstable
Aaron Bruce > what happens when its unstable?
Cyn'Estra > ><
Aaron Bruce > what happens when its unstable?
Cyn'Estra > ><
(Neghotiator) who cares how the girl sings anyway
(Neghotiator) whats more important is cooking and cleaning
(Neghotiator) cuz thats what they gotta be doing
(Neghotiator) not some fancy singing
(KnightDelta) lol
(KnightDelta) You're forgetting something important, Neghotiator.
(Neghotiator) ?
(KnightDelta) If they happen to be grammy award-winning international singers they can also afford a farm filled with those computer dream-machines every geek always dreams of.
(KnightDelta) The Cha-Ching Effect.
(Neghotiator) bill gates can afford that too
(Neghotiator) doesnt mean i pop a boner when i see him
(Neghotiator) (altho i do)
(Neghotiator) whats more important is cooking and cleaning
(Neghotiator) cuz thats what they gotta be doing
(Neghotiator) not some fancy singing
(KnightDelta) lol
(KnightDelta) You're forgetting something important, Neghotiator.
(Neghotiator) ?
(KnightDelta) If they happen to be grammy award-winning international singers they can also afford a farm filled with those computer dream-machines every geek always dreams of.
(KnightDelta) The Cha-Ching Effect.
(Neghotiator) bill gates can afford that too
(Neghotiator) doesnt mean i pop a boner when i see him
(Neghotiator) (altho i do)
Luigi Thirty > AMARR SLAVER HATE MINNIE I STAB AMARR IN POD HAHA
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Luigi Thirty > oh god i'm out of ducttape
Traxxes > duct tape? primary building componenet for minmatar ships? guess we can't build any typhoons anytime soon.
Luigi Thirty > Minmatar Armor Repairer I (requires Duct Tape charge)
Rashmika Sky > so... when they remote repair, they're just throwing duct tape at another ship as they pass?
Luigi Thirty > Rash, yes
Luigi Thirty > with sophisticated tracking systems that never miss
Traxxes > T2 uses double sided version
Luigi Thirty > covops uses see-through tape
Rashmika Sky > hmm.. I'll bet their webbers use duct tape too
Luigi Thirty > their webbers are just giant ducttape cannons
Luigi Thirty > fuck energy webs that ensnare the ship, they just get stuck to each other with ducttape
Rashmika Sky > no idea how their afterburners work though
Luigi Thirty > well all the plastic wrapping from the ducttape containers has to go somewhere
Packtu'sa > Errr yeah, moment of heresy: she plays wow :-/
Kyp13 > that's it
Kyp13 > she's not worth it
Kyp13 > that's it
Kyp13 > she's not worth it
Naherad Beln > wanna cyber?
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
<@Sooshie> my penis is burning!
<@Sooshie> agggg
<@Sooshie> dont take a piss after handling hot peppers
<@Sooshie> agggg
<@Sooshie> dont take a piss after handling hot peppers
Madcap Magician > I have you partially surrounded. Please exit the station with your hands in your jacket searching for a gun.
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)