<CanSpice> my wife always says I'm being mean when I say I hope we have twins so we can use one as a control
Kravotir > guys give me a solution, I said I love you to my gf (to get sexual favours) and now she says I'm the one.... had to find her yesterday because she was crying and drunk in the middle of London with her friends saying she didn't know love could hurt so
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Maya Gintaki > wanna do some low sec plexs?
Cashmere Caladi > sure
Maya Gintaki > im fited for pvp, so someone fucks with us, lets take me
Maya Gintaki > em
Cashmere Caladi > lol freudian slip?
Cashmere Caladi > sure
Maya Gintaki > im fited for pvp, so someone fucks with us, lets take me
Maya Gintaki > em
Cashmere Caladi > lol freudian slip?
Bladeslayer > can anyhone tel me what kind of probes i need for scanning the planets?
HairySack Hangin > Anal probes.
HairySack Hangin > For examining all the new life forms.
HairySack Hangin > Anal probes.
HairySack Hangin > For examining all the new life forms.
Blipangel > i am a pretty pretty princess and there is nothing you can do to discourage me.
Sir Kerry > well i ran enough to get 2 storylines for lev 3 and didnt get a +7 inplant offer
Shadow XII > Keep runnin 'em
Sir Kerry > really
Kyrall > you were expecting a +7 offer???
Shadow XII > I got one :D
Shadow XII > Post-patch bug
Sir Kerry > k ill run 1 more set
Shadow XII > I've petitioned it but no answer
Shadow XII > Plus I already plugged it
Kyrall > thought you already had a full set of +7s?
Shadow XII > Had.
Shadow XII > Had to get podded to clear my bounty
ShadowFox148 > how big was your bounty?
Moochkin > lol what bounty did you have?
Shadow XII > 13m
Moochkin > could have let me kill you :P
Shadow XII > The podding was gonna happen sooner or later :p
Shadow XII > The both times I've been podded I requested it
Kyrall > so you let yourself get podded with a full set of +7 implants to clear a 13m bounty?
Shadow XII > Yep.
Shadow XII > Keep runnin 'em
Sir Kerry > really
Kyrall > you were expecting a +7 offer???
Shadow XII > I got one :D
Shadow XII > Post-patch bug
Sir Kerry > k ill run 1 more set
Shadow XII > I've petitioned it but no answer
Shadow XII > Plus I already plugged it
Kyrall > thought you already had a full set of +7s?
Shadow XII > Had.
Shadow XII > Had to get podded to clear my bounty
ShadowFox148 > how big was your bounty?
Moochkin > lol what bounty did you have?
Shadow XII > 13m
Moochkin > could have let me kill you :P
Shadow XII > The podding was gonna happen sooner or later :p
Shadow XII > The both times I've been podded I requested it
Kyrall > so you let yourself get podded with a full set of +7 implants to clear a 13m bounty?
Shadow XII > Yep.
Igualmentedos > hey do we still have a wh?
McBarnacle > yes
Igualmentedos > ohhh, interesting
Igualmentedos > what would i have to do to pa ya visit to the wh?
McBarnacle > blow geo
Igualmentedos > deal.
Hel Lordings > with peanut butter and 200inch black dildo
Igualmentedos > oh, nvm im allergic to peanut butter
McBarnacle > yes
Igualmentedos > ohhh, interesting
Igualmentedos > what would i have to do to pa ya visit to the wh?
McBarnacle > blow geo
Igualmentedos > deal.
Hel Lordings > with peanut butter and 200inch black dildo
Igualmentedos > oh, nvm im allergic to peanut butter
Shadow XII > You had me under a warp jam....you could have had my ass, why'd you stop?
Ahriman > You are not worth my ammunition.
Shadow XII > So why jam me?
Ahriman > It's just fun to watch you squirm.
Ahriman > You are not worth my ammunition.
Shadow XII > So why jam me?
Ahriman > It's just fun to watch you squirm.
<DJ_Xod> You can make Ifni the resident fluffer
<ifni^work> tbh, if i got paid, i would
<ifni^work> tbh, if i got paid, i would
TriviusAkakous > im stealin ur drones BitBlt
TriviusAkakous > i just made love to them
TriviusAkakous > and now im gonna contract them back 2 u
BitBlt > ewwww
BitBlt > these drones are used
TriviusAkakous > i just made love to them
TriviusAkakous > and now im gonna contract them back 2 u
BitBlt > ewwww
BitBlt > these drones are used