Nanxy > its true man im skinny and sitting in the shower while furiously wanking makes me feel pathetic and frail like gollum
(Ysabelle) but srsly, what\'s the point of the Tempest anymore :(
(Bone) Ysabelle - you also have the only vertical dread.. Vertical man!! Awesome! Vertical!
(Ysabelle) yeah right
(Ysabelle) I mean, the apoc has better optimal, better tracking, better locking, better armour buffer...
(Ysabelle) what does the tempest have?
(Ysabelle) 38m/s of speed? woo fucking hoo.
(bibble) sails?
(Ysabelle) exactly
(Ysabelle) because sails make it go fasta!
(bibble) i wonder if the modular T3 ships were inspired by the minmatar ducktape designs
(Ysabelle) I mean, come on
(Ysabelle) if the Apoc is a baseball bat, the Tempest is a limp stick of celery.
(Nick_Curso) minni bs seem to have been left behind for fleets
(Nick_Curso) i suppose we have the maklestrom
(Ysabelle) yep
(Nick_Curso) *malestrom
(Ysabelle) oh nice. So on top of being made of cardboard, string and shoe polish, our fleet ship is expensive as hell too
(@Knuck) I hate the mael but I\'m tempted to fly one now
(Bone) Ysabelle - you also have the only vertical dread.. Vertical man!! Awesome! Vertical!
(Ysabelle) yeah right
(Ysabelle) I mean, the apoc has better optimal, better tracking, better locking, better armour buffer...
(Ysabelle) what does the tempest have?
(Ysabelle) 38m/s of speed? woo fucking hoo.
(bibble) sails?
(Ysabelle) exactly
(Ysabelle) because sails make it go fasta!
(bibble) i wonder if the modular T3 ships were inspired by the minmatar ducktape designs
(Ysabelle) I mean, come on
(Ysabelle) if the Apoc is a baseball bat, the Tempest is a limp stick of celery.
(Nick_Curso) minni bs seem to have been left behind for fleets
(Nick_Curso) i suppose we have the maklestrom
(Ysabelle) yep
(Nick_Curso) *malestrom
(Ysabelle) oh nice. So on top of being made of cardboard, string and shoe polish, our fleet ship is expensive as hell too
(@Knuck) I hate the mael but I\'m tempted to fly one now
Bruce McMoose > right off to Jita to fit my hurricane
Kyrall > uh, you know its the weekend yeah?
Kyrall > we're not gonna come help you out of there
Bruce McMoose > heh, carnt be that bad
Kyrall > uh, you know its the weekend yeah?
Kyrall > we're not gonna come help you out of there
Bruce McMoose > heh, carnt be that bad
Lake: fuck me I just did a dotlan search for IRS 1099R forms :cripes:
Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Minuteman > "I went to Catch and all I got was this lousy Corpse"
jih chop > what is that effect around the scmitars?
Orion PuIse > rust
Orion PuIse > rust
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > you did suitably well for viewing pleasure
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > As an ex-bunny like me, viewing pleasure is always a priority
Cosmo Cyrano > yeah, didnt even have to get nekkid either o/
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > As an ex-bunny like me, viewing pleasure is always a priority
Cosmo Cyrano > yeah, didnt even have to get nekkid either o/
Dematra > finally caught that lizard
masty > o.0
masty > dam lizards
Dematra > chased him in the house for 4 days
Dematra > let him go on the side of the house
masty > this a pet or random wild lizard??
Dematra > wild
masty > lols wer u live man?
Dematra > killed a scorpion 3 weeks ago
masty > that slightly mor risky
Dematra > one time I chased a mouse for 2 weeks
masty > are u a cartoon?
masty > o.0
masty > dam lizards
Dematra > chased him in the house for 4 days
Dematra > let him go on the side of the house
masty > this a pet or random wild lizard??
Dematra > wild
masty > lols wer u live man?
Dematra > killed a scorpion 3 weeks ago
masty > that slightly mor risky
Dematra > one time I chased a mouse for 2 weeks
masty > are u a cartoon?
Drake Arson > A War is coming. Iv'e seen it in my dreams.
Drake Arson > Fire sweeping over the Earth, Killing all.
Drake Arson > Children screaming.
Drake Arson > retaliation...
Genarus > pickle?
LittleBar > no, that was just EVE promo films you were watching :0
Drake Arson > Fire sweeping over the Earth, Killing all.
Drake Arson > Children screaming.
Drake Arson > retaliation...
Genarus > pickle?
LittleBar > no, that was just EVE promo films you were watching :0