Karmilla Strife > i ♥ my geddon
Karmilla Strife > it lasted 3 years of fw, then 6 months in Curse, then a few lowsec POS bashes, then a trip to WH space
Karmilla Strife > my first cap kills were in that ship
Karmilla Strife > my geddon brings happiness to all involved
Davlos > Shiny spess penis?
Karmilla Strife > it's so big!
Karmilla Strife > pew pew!
Davlos > How about the girth?
Davlos > It's <i>all important</i>
Karmilla Strife > girth is the atribute of the unskilled
Davlos > Sadly enough, the lack of skills is prevalent enough that girth is almost always needed to compensate
Karmilla Strife > you either bottom out when you're in there, or you didn't bring enough DPS
Davlos > I'd rather cop out!
Karmilla Strife > or cover up and bring a baddon?
Davlos > I'd rather bring a rev.
Karmilla Strife > hey, that's a different league
Davlos > Of what proportions?
Karmilla Strife > rev is like 14 inches of shame
Karmilla Strife > it's like the friend you don't want your wife to meet
Karmilla Strife > yeah "it's awesome" but stay away from my kids...
Davlos > Or the whole of Japan for that matter.
Davlos > "Bikku dikku"
Karmilla Strife > it lasted 3 years of fw, then 6 months in Curse, then a few lowsec POS bashes, then a trip to WH space
Karmilla Strife > my first cap kills were in that ship
Karmilla Strife > my geddon brings happiness to all involved
Davlos > Shiny spess penis?
Karmilla Strife > it's so big!
Karmilla Strife > pew pew!
Davlos > How about the girth?
Davlos > It's <i>all important</i>
Karmilla Strife > girth is the atribute of the unskilled
Davlos > Sadly enough, the lack of skills is prevalent enough that girth is almost always needed to compensate
Karmilla Strife > you either bottom out when you're in there, or you didn't bring enough DPS
Davlos > I'd rather cop out!
Karmilla Strife > or cover up and bring a baddon?
Davlos > I'd rather bring a rev.
Karmilla Strife > hey, that's a different league
Davlos > Of what proportions?
Karmilla Strife > rev is like 14 inches of shame
Karmilla Strife > it's like the friend you don't want your wife to meet
Karmilla Strife > yeah "it's awesome" but stay away from my kids...
Davlos > Or the whole of Japan for that matter.
Davlos > "Bikku dikku"
Iole > now, how do we wake those boring old sods up
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
Rat Hick > hey wait . adult content is against the eula zomg !
Rat Hick > everything is against the eula we're all doomed !
Sonicboom182 > yep true
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > adult content?? 90 fecking percent of eve are over 20 yyears old ffs
Sonicboom182 > im only 18
Bambule > rofl!!!
Sonicboom182 > im from Australia so when i turned 18 everything is legal
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > poor sheep
Rat Hick > everything is against the eula we're all doomed !
Sonicboom182 > yep true
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > adult content?? 90 fecking percent of eve are over 20 yyears old ffs
Sonicboom182 > im only 18
Bambule > rofl!!!
Sonicboom182 > im from Australia so when i turned 18 everything is legal
Tsol'aa Truthseeker > poor sheep
Talenram > bah, my cats need to get the memo. "i've provided for your basic needs, now shut the fuck up all ready"
Lerner > LOL!
Irina Primsky > now all we need is npc smack in local
and it would be like the current pvp
Lerner > oh god no..
Irina Primsky > Sanshas Lord > chain this .,;.o_o.;,.
Irina Primsky > now all we need is npc smack in local
and it would be like the current pvp
Lerner > oh god no..
Irina Primsky > Sanshas Lord > chain this .,;.o_o.;,.
Coffee Table > its sufficient to drink from your suffering
Morgyrum > I'm glad I please you with my pain
Dowall > if that's the way you feel: hold on, I'll get a nail gun
Morgyrum > I'm glad I please you with my pain
Dowall > if that's the way you feel: hold on, I'll get a nail gun
Stainless > you know you got a mention on the eve forums ben?
Ben Derindar > i did?
Ben Derindar > where was this?
n0sPIG > yeah everyone hates you
Stainless > yup, on the scary peeps one
Ben Derindar > lol
Stainless > something about chasing some1 for 10hrs?
Ben Derindar > oh that
Ben Derindar > hey, it was only 8
n0sPIG > lmao!!!
n0sPIG > stalker
Ben Derindar > i did?
Ben Derindar > where was this?
n0sPIG > yeah everyone hates you
Stainless > yup, on the scary peeps one
Ben Derindar > lol
Stainless > something about chasing some1 for 10hrs?
Ben Derindar > oh that
Ben Derindar > hey, it was only 8
n0sPIG > lmao!!!
n0sPIG > stalker
Nidia Masters > apparently the company owner of segway, died in a segway accident
Cadarro > those are these weird tingies arent they
Koronakesh > the 2 wheel, stand-up scooter
Cadarro > tourists use them in my city to move around like roaming wolfpacks
Cadarro > its like the asian version of ushra'khan
Koronakesh > /emote is now imagining Karn buzzing around on a segway, ninja'ing out of alleys and pieing people, then laughing manically as his segway buzzes quietly down the street
Cadarro > those are these weird tingies arent they
Koronakesh > the 2 wheel, stand-up scooter
Cadarro > tourists use them in my city to move around like roaming wolfpacks
Cadarro > its like the asian version of ushra'khan
Koronakesh > /emote is now imagining Karn buzzing around on a segway, ninja'ing out of alleys and pieing people, then laughing manically as his segway buzzes quietly down the street
<NeverL> we should be like musketeers
<NeverL> EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
<NeverL> oh wait
<NeverL> that wasnt it
<NeverL> EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
<NeverL> oh wait
<NeverL> that wasnt it
Zell Shadowcast > Furnok did you have sex with that girl yet
Furnok Dorn > no shes being exceptionally emo
Furnok Dorn > apparently some family friend died
Leo McGarry > just tell her your penis is a razor blade
Furnok Dorn > no shes being exceptionally emo
Furnok Dorn > apparently some family friend died
Leo McGarry > just tell her your penis is a razor blade