<JoatOrion> Having seen NK in here and listening to his (we can only assume he's male and not some amphorous mutant globule) rantsing we can safely assume that a) it's too early in the day for NK to be out of bed b) he sleeps alone and c) since his right hand pretends to fall asleep and will have nothing to do with him that NK has taken to sodomising poor defenseless pillows.
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
<Viceroy> heh I have to write a CV :|
<Viceroy> "Space pirate in online sci-fi game"
<Viceroy> "500+ corpses collected"
<Viceroy> hmm I wonder what I qualify for.
<Rhaegar> Viceroy if you write all that stuff it will just mean your potential employer wont tick the "has a life" box...
<Viceroy> Yeah I know :|
<Viceroy> I think I'd qualify as an International Assasin though
<Viceroy> or Corporate Spy
<Rhaegar> as long as you could do it via some kind of graphical client interface? :P
<freebirdpat> with forums
<Viceroy> yes :\
<Viceroy> and with forums yeah
<Viceroy> "Space pirate in online sci-fi game"
<Viceroy> "500+ corpses collected"
<Viceroy> hmm I wonder what I qualify for.
<Rhaegar> Viceroy if you write all that stuff it will just mean your potential employer wont tick the "has a life" box...
<Viceroy> Yeah I know :|
<Viceroy> I think I'd qualify as an International Assasin though
<Viceroy> or Corporate Spy
<Rhaegar> as long as you could do it via some kind of graphical client interface? :P
<freebirdpat> with forums
<Viceroy> yes :\
<Viceroy> and with forums yeah
Rhaybeck > I find your lack of ewar ... disturbing
<ZamZa Koverts> Jove: "Right, fuck you shits. We dicovered how to get to Earth and you're not fucking coming with us."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
Aznwithboobs > man life is boring
Deliora May > what the fucking hell?
Deliora May > An Aznwithboobs?
Aznwithboobs > i got bored.
Aznwithboobs > someone gimme isk so i can buy/kill things
Dewgong > what
Dewgong > >_>
Dewgong > does your wife know you're cheating on her with this?
Aznwithboobs > lol
Aznwithboobs > shes at the baby shower, bwahahahaha
Dewgong > oh god
Deliora May > what the fucking hell?
Deliora May > An Aznwithboobs?
Aznwithboobs > i got bored.
Aznwithboobs > someone gimme isk so i can buy/kill things
Dewgong > what
Dewgong > >_>
Dewgong > does your wife know you're cheating on her with this?
Aznwithboobs > lol
Aznwithboobs > shes at the baby shower, bwahahahaha
Dewgong > oh god
Doekoe > btw who is gonna get the pirate mmorpg when it comesout the 21st ?
Marcel Rhodes > what pirate mmorpg
Marcel Rhodes > ?
Doekoe > pirates of the burning sea
Marcel Rhodes > heh
Marcel Rhodes > you know it's going to be filled with characters called 'Jak_Sparrow' and 'JackSparow1'
Marcel Rhodes > questions about rum will be frequent
Marcel Rhodes > what pirate mmorpg
Marcel Rhodes > ?
Doekoe > pirates of the burning sea
Marcel Rhodes > heh
Marcel Rhodes > you know it's going to be filled with characters called 'Jak_Sparrow' and 'JackSparow1'
Marcel Rhodes > questions about rum will be frequent
Shoctar > Anything going on?
Lore Star > Camp in FAT
Voltaire Leriel > I'm not fat, I'm structure tanked
Lore Star > Camp in FAT
Voltaire Leriel > I'm not fat, I'm structure tanked
Iconah Orlham > I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today
Iconah Orlham > Apparently it is only for the victims.
Iconah Orlham > Apparently it is only for the victims.
Sargeant HardnOX > wts wormhole
the argie > selling your hole is only glamorous at first, but soon it's just another chore...
Sargeant HardnOX > as long as it pays the bills
the argie > selling your hole is only glamorous at first, but soon it's just another chore...
Sargeant HardnOX > as long as it pays the bills
jih chop > warp in at 50k and keep a flight of acolytes for the frigs if they get to close
Woody > warp in @ 0 smartbomb anything that gets in range lol
jih chop > that way you can drop the smartbombs for drone control units!
jih chop > More Tiny Winged Minions!
Woody > im a director...... i have lots of tiny winged minions they are called corpies
BEPAB3ABTPA > XD
jih chop > I'm CEO - my tiny winged minions are more like the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz
jih chop > and I'm the scarecrow
Woody > warp in @ 0 smartbomb anything that gets in range lol
jih chop > that way you can drop the smartbombs for drone control units!
jih chop > More Tiny Winged Minions!
Woody > im a director...... i have lots of tiny winged minions they are called corpies
BEPAB3ABTPA > XD
jih chop > I'm CEO - my tiny winged minions are more like the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz
jih chop > and I'm the scarecrow