Lasran Tekeal > Diary of mega captain LASRAN
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Physicist > i never hear it cos i play with no sound =(
Shadow XII > Seconded
Physicist > too frickin annoying
Shadow XII > Im sick of the sounds of Eve...need to be re-thought
Shadow XII > For example, Im sure we're all tired of this:
Shadow XII > WARP DRIEV ACTIF
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHARRRRRRRRRRROOOORORORR
Shadow XII > Or being hit by missiles
*BOOM! FUCKING BOOM GRRRAAARRGR BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Shadow XII > Mining lasers:
PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR
Pierre Cherenkov > /emote cackles
Shadow XII > Jump gate:
GeeeeeiiiiiiiuuUWWWWWWBWWWAAAAANNNNNGGG
Pierre Cherenkov > sheesh that shows my noobieness then, I like the shredding / ripping sound of the warp
Shadow XII > You're going to get very sick of it, very fast.
Shadow XII > Seconded
Physicist > too frickin annoying
Shadow XII > Im sick of the sounds of Eve...need to be re-thought
Shadow XII > For example, Im sure we're all tired of this:
Shadow XII > WARP DRIEV ACTIF
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHARRRRRRRRRRROOOORORORR
Shadow XII > Or being hit by missiles
*BOOM! FUCKING BOOM GRRRAAARRGR BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Shadow XII > Mining lasers:
PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR
Pierre Cherenkov > /emote cackles
Shadow XII > Jump gate:
GeeeeeiiiiiiiuuUWWWWWWBWWWAAAAANNNNNGGG
Pierre Cherenkov > sheesh that shows my noobieness then, I like the shredding / ripping sound of the warp
Shadow XII > You're going to get very sick of it, very fast.
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> I have an offer you can't resist. Please check your jorunal for details.
<Kurenin> About that offer...
<GeromeDoutrande> :o
<Kurenin> No thanks
<GeromeDoutrande> Don't expect me to come up with something as good next time.
<Kurenin> (Back)
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> afk :D
<Kurenin> I don't have time for this nickel and dime business.
<GeromeDoutrande> I have an offer you can't resist. Please check your jorunal for details.
<Kurenin> About that offer...
<GeromeDoutrande> :o
<Kurenin> No thanks
<GeromeDoutrande> Don't expect me to come up with something as good next time.
<Kurenin> (Back)
<Kurenin> Do you have work for me?
<GeromeDoutrande> afk :D
<Kurenin> I don't have time for this nickel and dime business.
Amandar > i'm warping through .3 and have some rats here at the gate i'm in a large barge
Eridicus > close your windows and pretend they cant see you
Eridicus > close your windows and pretend they cant see you
Trillian Leveller > I think we should actually , I don't want to come across as a blood thirsty industrial multinational stamping on the faces of dead children
Toksin > Even Jesus would have to pay 300m for a Cerebus
MalarEnares > LulzSec The Lulz Boat<br>Eve Online login servers are completely obliterated, looks like their website got knocked off via overkill: eveonline.com #EVEning
SokoleOko > mouth-breathing fucktards living in their mother's basement and never seeing the light of the day
Travis Musgrat > why you gotta talk about me dat way?
SokoleOko > oh, don't take it personally
SokoleOko > i was referring to those lulzsec guys
Kalvunia IV > you have a bad day, you want to go home and play some eve, just to find out some fat ginger cunt with a gruge against the world cus his fat sister wont have sex with him, thought it would be "lulz" to ddos eve
SokoleOko > my point exatcly
MalarEnares > "fat ginger cunt" made my night. :)
SokoleOko > our no life > their no life :D
Kalvunia IV > damn right
SokoleOko > mouth-breathing fucktards living in their mother's basement and never seeing the light of the day
Travis Musgrat > why you gotta talk about me dat way?
SokoleOko > oh, don't take it personally
SokoleOko > i was referring to those lulzsec guys
Kalvunia IV > you have a bad day, you want to go home and play some eve, just to find out some fat ginger cunt with a gruge against the world cus his fat sister wont have sex with him, thought it would be "lulz" to ddos eve
SokoleOko > my point exatcly
MalarEnares > "fat ginger cunt" made my night. :)
SokoleOko > our no life > their no life :D
Kalvunia IV > damn right
< Runic> my fathers computer is what i am using now is wierd when the sound is enabled it crashes randomely from docking and warping
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< Adam-C> ure fathers pc is?
< Adam-C> intel core?
< GBoS> yes
< GBoS> HOW DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU HACKING ME
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< Adam-C> ure fathers pc is?
< Adam-C> intel core?
< GBoS> yes
< GBoS> HOW DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU HACKING ME
Zomiaen > You'd like to think that I haven't gotten my hand deeper into a girls pants then you have wouldn't you?
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
<LeMonde> Trevedian having troubles getting his mouth around CCK.