Allant Doran > also i just heard a series of weird, fairly quiet grunting/growling noises
Allant Doran > moments later it occurs to me i have just intently listened to a cat do a poo
Allant Doran > moments later it occurs to me i have just intently listened to a cat do a poo
Buggs > gonna drink a cig, and smoke a beer to think about it :)
[–]Coherent
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
From a random passerby's bio:
Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.
I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.
I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.
I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.
I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.
I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.
I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.
I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.
I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Nuggan> brb...gotta go to the toilet and get some food
mirel yirrin> you eat...ugh..
Nuggan> Not at the same time! I swear!
mirel yirrin> too late, omgrarwed :P
mirel yirrin> you eat...ugh..
Nuggan> Not at the same time! I swear!
mirel yirrin> too late, omgrarwed :P
Minuteman > Is that a gang or are you just pleased to see me?
xXx Machine > m
xXx Machine > mmmmmm
charles laforge > not supposed to share pods with the exotic dancers
xXx Machine > mmmmmm
charles laforge > not supposed to share pods with the exotic dancers
WaliWorld > good luck kantress, hope your head soes not esplode
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
[+DJ_Splendid] damnnn. cube was sinister shit. cube 3 adds a whole new level of sinister shitstack
[+DJ_Splendid] im sleeping with the light on
[+DJ_Splendid] and an airgun under my pillow
[+DJ_Splendid] and my taekwonodo gear on
[+DJ_Splendid] and my katana on the windowsill
[+DJ_Splendid] fuckit. im ringing mummy
[+DJ_Splendid] im sleeping with the light on
[+DJ_Splendid] and an airgun under my pillow
[+DJ_Splendid] and my taekwonodo gear on
[+DJ_Splendid] and my katana on the windowsill
[+DJ_Splendid] fuckit. im ringing mummy
ZKH Zwaffelaar > <link to a kill with a horrible fitted ship>
Kerhs > wait
Kerhs > i killed that piece of fail?
Kerhs > now i am embarrassed for having killed it
Ereshgikal > wash your guns with caustic soda and metal brushes
Kerhs > wait
Kerhs > i killed that piece of fail?
Kerhs > now i am embarrassed for having killed it
Ereshgikal > wash your guns with caustic soda and metal brushes