Valterra Craven > status report
Okuden > you're still a uber dork
Okuden > you're still a uber dork
Blue Puppet > wow this system is peacefull
Sharker2k3 > We just kicked the pedophiles out and set up a neighborhood watch.
Sharker2k3 > Now we can sip lemonade on our porch.
Blue Puppet > lol
Oh GodNo > /emote sips
Snack Rabbit > space lemonade
Snack Rabbit > its like regular lemonade, but blue
Snack Rabbit > and doesnt contain any lemons
Blue Puppet > nice i love Blue
Blue Puppet > ^.^
Oh GodNo > * may contain artificial colors and flavors
Snack Rabbit > its amost entirely space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > mmm space corn
Snack Rabbit > but man does it calm the shakes
Oh GodNo > HIGH FRUCTOSE space corn syrup
Snack Rabbit > high space fructose space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > It's just what the capsuleer needs after a long day of being couped up in a pod.
Snack Rabbit > my pods fluid is 92% scotch
Sharker2k3 > What proof?
Blue Puppet > 8% piss?
Snack Rabbit > space scotch sorry
Sharker2k3 > There's a fine distinction.
Snack Rabbit > naww i got a tube for that
Oh GodNo > single malt pod scotch
Sharker2k3 > Oh the space catheters
Sharker2k3 > Oh my horrible spelling
Snack Rabbit > yup
Sharker2k3 > We just kicked the pedophiles out and set up a neighborhood watch.
Sharker2k3 > Now we can sip lemonade on our porch.
Blue Puppet > lol
Oh GodNo > /emote sips
Snack Rabbit > space lemonade
Snack Rabbit > its like regular lemonade, but blue
Snack Rabbit > and doesnt contain any lemons
Blue Puppet > nice i love Blue
Blue Puppet > ^.^
Oh GodNo > * may contain artificial colors and flavors
Snack Rabbit > its amost entirely space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > mmm space corn
Snack Rabbit > but man does it calm the shakes
Oh GodNo > HIGH FRUCTOSE space corn syrup
Snack Rabbit > high space fructose space corn syrup
Sharker2k3 > It's just what the capsuleer needs after a long day of being couped up in a pod.
Snack Rabbit > my pods fluid is 92% scotch
Sharker2k3 > What proof?
Blue Puppet > 8% piss?
Snack Rabbit > space scotch sorry
Sharker2k3 > There's a fine distinction.
Snack Rabbit > naww i got a tube for that
Oh GodNo > single malt pod scotch
Sharker2k3 > Oh the space catheters
Sharker2k3 > Oh my horrible spelling
Snack Rabbit > yup
Taes Valkiir > tomahawk bliss is the john madden of EVE.
Taes Valkiir > always commenting, but rarely intelligent.
Taes Valkiir > always commenting, but rarely intelligent.
Megaman 88 > *sigh* if only I had trained medium energy weapons..
Darktanus > and why do you say that?
Megaman 88 > because an omen without medium lasers = embarrasing :)
Darktanus > and why do you say that?
Megaman 88 > because an omen without medium lasers = embarrasing :)
Nazdarovie > ooh while i remember anyone have a mining upgrade skillbook for sale?
Mitchello > we're about to go to war and you ask for a mining upgrade skillbook?
Arcuied > There is nothing more intense
Arcuied > then solo mining
Arcuied > in a barge
Arcuied > in a enemies home system
Mitchello > we're about to go to war and you ask for a mining upgrade skillbook?
Arcuied > There is nothing more intense
Arcuied > then solo mining
Arcuied > in a barge
Arcuied > in a enemies home system
Cletus Graeme > just hainvg a corp discussion abour Bob vs ASCN and where it is going :)
Niques Leutre > Whats that anaology? 40 heavyweight boxers vs 400 olympic atheletes running with their arms flailing?
Cletus Graeme > running towards them or away ?
Niques Leutre > Whats that anaology? 40 heavyweight boxers vs 400 olympic atheletes running with their arms flailing?
Cletus Graeme > running towards them or away ?
Daniel Jackson > EVERY 1 CONVO ME IF U SEE Sam Bladeheart
Daniel Jackson > in space
Bernprint > lol
vamp199 > whats in it for us?
vamp199 > :P
Daniel Jackson > well if u keep trying to find him and if i get him ill give u 1mil isk
vamp199 > hmm 1 mill that sucks
Tarm > What has he done?
Daniel Jackson > killred alot of our members
Daniel Jackson > and killed 75mil worth of my stuff
Tarm > Is he at war with you?
Daniel Jackson > wile i was ice minong
Daniel Jackson > no hes some jerk who got in corp and started killing every 1
Daniel Jackson > today
Tarm > :
Daniel Jackson > somone
Daniel Jackson > drop a can of fof missles
Daniel Jackson > nere me
Daniel Jackson > ill pay u 5mil
Daniel Jackson > searisly
Daniel Jackson > fof cruise missles
Daniel Jackson > actualy ill give u 10mil
Bannie Bajannie > why?
Sam Bladeheart > cause he found me :D
Daniel Jackson > and he has me targed jammed
Daniel Jackson > im at 2ed station
Daniel Jackson > in space
Bernprint > lol
vamp199 > whats in it for us?
vamp199 > :P
Daniel Jackson > well if u keep trying to find him and if i get him ill give u 1mil isk
vamp199 > hmm 1 mill that sucks
Tarm > What has he done?
Daniel Jackson > killred alot of our members
Daniel Jackson > and killed 75mil worth of my stuff
Tarm > Is he at war with you?
Daniel Jackson > wile i was ice minong
Daniel Jackson > no hes some jerk who got in corp and started killing every 1
Daniel Jackson > today
Tarm > :
Daniel Jackson > somone
Daniel Jackson > drop a can of fof missles
Daniel Jackson > nere me
Daniel Jackson > ill pay u 5mil
Daniel Jackson > searisly
Daniel Jackson > fof cruise missles
Daniel Jackson > actualy ill give u 10mil
Bannie Bajannie > why?
Sam Bladeheart > cause he found me :D
Daniel Jackson > and he has me targed jammed
Daniel Jackson > im at 2ed station
CEO > I went down on a gal once who farted ...
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
<Aanga|sad_working> when you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit
<Zombu2> flip her over?
<Zombu2> flip her over?
<LazarusLong> minmater shuttles will be nerfed to less armour as they are deemed too powerful