twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Therem Harth > Alcatraz just left red alliance.
GeoNoSiS > In russia you dont escape from alcatraz....Alcatraz escapes from you O_o
GeoNoSiS > In russia you dont escape from alcatraz....Alcatraz escapes from you O_o
[+DjReaper|On-air] why did you stop being an ircop?
[El_Captino] i manly had it cause everyone on the net knew me
[El_Captino] net died
[El_Captino] net admins got in a fight wtih owners
[El_Captino] ended up glineing the owners
[El_Captino] i manly had it cause everyone on the net knew me
[El_Captino] net died
[El_Captino] net admins got in a fight wtih owners
[El_Captino] ended up glineing the owners
Renee Alexis > I'm only clinically clueless all the time.
Niktu > o/
Niktu > i was out til 2am last night..on a work night...ugh...hehe
Hillyard25 > shitty
Niktu > a freind of mine gave me a ful body massage it was great
Lex Luthor321 > o.0
Lex Luthor321 > does this friend have boobs?
Hillyard25 > niktu?
Hillyard25 > lol
Lex Luthor321 > non-man boobs?
Niktu > yes he did
Niktu > She!!!
Hillyard25 > lol
Niktu > it was a she...and yes she did.....hehe
Lex Luthor321 > loool
Lex Luthor321 > riiight
Niktu > i was out til 2am last night..on a work night...ugh...hehe
Hillyard25 > shitty
Niktu > a freind of mine gave me a ful body massage it was great
Lex Luthor321 > o.0
Lex Luthor321 > does this friend have boobs?
Hillyard25 > niktu?
Hillyard25 > lol
Lex Luthor321 > non-man boobs?
Niktu > yes he did
Niktu > She!!!
Hillyard25 > lol
Niktu > it was a she...and yes she did.....hehe
Lex Luthor321 > loool
Lex Luthor321 > riiight
Wedgetail > time to run the gauntlet again
Ignatzmaximov > going to the toilet???
Wedgetail > ...dunno, is the toilet full of amarr battleships?
Ignatzmaximov > after ive been.... yes...
Ignatzmaximov > going to the toilet???
Wedgetail > ...dunno, is the toilet full of amarr battleships?
Ignatzmaximov > after ive been.... yes...
Nidia Masters > does any fucking american know how to pronounce sioux falls
Devilish Ledoux > sue falls
Tsumei Meyren > /emote falls over.
Devilish Ledoux > sue falls
Tsumei Meyren > /emote falls over.
<%spiralJunkie> HellGremlin
<%spiralJunkie> use your extensive influence to get people listening to my show
<@HellGremlin> Yes my precious love bee
<@HellGremlin> Okay, what's the link?
<%spiralJunkie> siradio.fm
<%spiralJunkie> and click on the listen link
<@HellGremlin> Gatotsu, are you listening to siradio.fm?
<%spiralJunkie> you're the best
<Gatotsu> no thanks tv works fine
* Gatotsu was kicked by HellGremlin (HellGremlin)
* spiralJunkie sets mode: +b *!hakan.yayi@*.cust.mdfnet.se
<%spiralJunkie> that'll teach him
<@HellGremlin> awox, are you listening to siradio.fm?
<@HellGremlin> :)
<awox> hmn no
<awox> link pls
<%spiralJunkie> use your extensive influence to get people listening to my show
<@HellGremlin> Yes my precious love bee
<@HellGremlin> Okay, what's the link?
<%spiralJunkie> siradio.fm
<%spiralJunkie> and click on the listen link
<@HellGremlin> Gatotsu, are you listening to siradio.fm?
<%spiralJunkie> you're the best
<Gatotsu> no thanks tv works fine
* Gatotsu was kicked by HellGremlin (HellGremlin)
* spiralJunkie sets mode: +b *!hakan.yayi@*.cust.mdfnet.se
<%spiralJunkie> that'll teach him
<@HellGremlin> awox, are you listening to siradio.fm?
<@HellGremlin> :)
<awox> hmn no
<awox> link pls
Herculite > my rule is, online, until I see them naked, all people are male, like for example, resipsa says his wife plays, I've spoken with her, but I must assume he is married to a man.
DeRatar > anyone selling a drug lab in branch tenal ?
Mattias Kerensky > Drugs are bad, mmkay
DeRatar > uh cares, when a body is not working anymore we can just pod ourself
Mattias Kerensky > Good point. Immortality is FTW
DeRatar > I think we still die of aging, but not sure
Nemar Tel'Narin > Yeah there ya go. You hit 200 mil SP's and you die of old age. Why? Cuz your to old to play
Nemar Tel'Narin > and then CCP laughs at you
Mattias Kerensky > Nahh, we'll keep raiding Minmatar pubs and jettisoning prostitutes FOREVER! MUAHAHA
Mattias Kerensky > Drugs are bad, mmkay
DeRatar > uh cares, when a body is not working anymore we can just pod ourself
Mattias Kerensky > Good point. Immortality is FTW
DeRatar > I think we still die of aging, but not sure
Nemar Tel'Narin > Yeah there ya go. You hit 200 mil SP's and you die of old age. Why? Cuz your to old to play
Nemar Tel'Narin > and then CCP laughs at you
Mattias Kerensky > Nahh, we'll keep raiding Minmatar pubs and jettisoning prostitutes FOREVER! MUAHAHA