Negotiator > i hate my ant allergy
Negotiator > why can't i be allergic to something less pussy
Negotiator > like horse tailworms
Negotiator > or something like that
Meridius > ants?
Negotiator > i mean i sniff an ant and my eyes melt
Meridius > wtf are you sniffing ants
Vegeta > sniff ants alot?
Negotiator > why can't i be allergic to something less pussy
Negotiator > like horse tailworms
Negotiator > or something like that
Meridius > ants?
Negotiator > i mean i sniff an ant and my eyes melt
Meridius > wtf are you sniffing ants
Vegeta > sniff ants alot?
Azia Burgi > MOAR WIEN!!!!
Azia Burgi > /emote pours out more wine for everyone
ManaLiz > rofl
ManaLiz > azia you're cut off
ManaLiz > hehe
Azia Burgi > /emote slips angel a bottle
Azia Burgi > this was bought by my sisters bf to apologise for nearly breaking her arm when he reversed into a wall
Azia Burgi > i think he should reverse into my sister more often tbh
Azia Burgi > its really rather tasty
Ewok Fall > lol
Azia Burgi > /emote pours out more wine for everyone
ManaLiz > rofl
ManaLiz > azia you're cut off
ManaLiz > hehe
Azia Burgi > /emote slips angel a bottle
Azia Burgi > this was bought by my sisters bf to apologise for nearly breaking her arm when he reversed into a wall
Azia Burgi > i think he should reverse into my sister more often tbh
Azia Burgi > its really rather tasty
Ewok Fall > lol
Verone > i'd rather smear my testicles in fishpaste and dangle them in a pool of hungry pirhanas than be witness to such a fucking travesty of nature.
Refei Keteng > July 15, 2008 "Just take a deep breath, Eve has a metric fuckton of shit to learn."
Chonker > i crushed a finger dropping the rear beam on my car off earlier, i'ts hard to type without it
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
Hargan > hey minions
Cvoboda > I'm a minion now
Cvoboda > I thought I moved up to peon
Hargan > you did
Hargan > but im demoting you again
Hargan > for answering back
Cvoboda > oh damn =(
Cvoboda > I'm a minion now
Cvoboda > I thought I moved up to peon
Hargan > you did
Hargan > but im demoting you again
Hargan > for answering back
Cvoboda > oh damn =(
Evanda Char > If you hear sex noises, it's me eating chocolate
CarmaComa > 17 wt's auga
Suicide Suzy > /emote shuts up
CarmaComa > i keep fucking up my initiative here... shit...
CarmaComa > vaga on just erected from station 3
CarmaComa > wt*
Suicide Suzy > I have such a funny image in my head
CarmaComa > Stop thinking about clowns!!
CarmaComa > This is a dire situation !
Suicide Suzy > You're the one with a fully erected vaga
Suicide Suzy > /emote shuts up
CarmaComa > i keep fucking up my initiative here... shit...
CarmaComa > vaga on just erected from station 3
CarmaComa > wt*
Suicide Suzy > I have such a funny image in my head
CarmaComa > Stop thinking about clowns!!
CarmaComa > This is a dire situation !
Suicide Suzy > You're the one with a fully erected vaga
Oleandra Shadowjumper > WoW is like quick and dirty hourly hotel sex
Oleandra Shadowjumper > EVE is like dinner, board games, foreplay, sex, and cuddling afterwards.
Oleandra Shadowjumper > EVE is like dinner, board games, foreplay, sex, and cuddling afterwards.
Khellias> If a psychiatrist ever checks the corp chat logs, we're doomed.