Learol > anyone need a couple gass cloud harvesters?
Learol > selling them 5 mill each
chiefyuk > No u
Minerva Seraph > My seat is doign the job just fine thanks.
Learol > selling them 5 mill each
chiefyuk > No u
Minerva Seraph > My seat is doign the job just fine thanks.
Tyr Aeron > ya know.....I haven't even poked my head in here in a couple weeks and NOW.....
Tyr Aeron > I'm gonna have to go watch midget insertion porn to get back in the right frame of mind
Astrial Stargazer > what??
Jaxxon Voers > we usually have direct links for that in the MOTD
Tyr Aeron > I'm gonna have to go watch midget insertion porn to get back in the right frame of mind
Astrial Stargazer > what??
Jaxxon Voers > we usually have direct links for that in the MOTD
Arazuna > z0mh
Arazuna > ava be at mine round 8:15?
Eowarill > bring the KY
TheAvatar > kk
Arazuna > ava be at mine round 8:15?
Eowarill > bring the KY
TheAvatar > kk
Ria Sotori > O.o vibrator
Tamora > hahahahahah
Tamora > oopsy
Yiang Wang > thats what I thought but didnt say
Ria Sotori > <--- knows that sound :P
Aeon Yakati > if that's a vibrator, then i dont wanna know where the mic is
Yiang Wang > 0.o
Spikum > rofl
Spikum > i dont even want to know if its a vibrator
Tamora > its my errr electric shaver
Spikum > ...
Tamora > damn this NON push to talk
Tamora > hahahahahah
Tamora > oopsy
Yiang Wang > thats what I thought but didnt say
Ria Sotori > <--- knows that sound :P
Aeon Yakati > if that's a vibrator, then i dont wanna know where the mic is
Yiang Wang > 0.o
Spikum > rofl
Spikum > i dont even want to know if its a vibrator
Tamora > its my errr electric shaver
Spikum > ...
Tamora > damn this NON push to talk
John Aubrey > i ran over a kitten in my car this morning, does anyone know the best way to get it out of my tyre treads?
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
Hermofyt > when i get special delivery it's usually a pizza with scary and creepy toppin's
Ithoriel > tinned elephant sandwich
Vaeladen > lol
CollTerminator > cum-covered pizza? o.0
Vaeladen > oh shit
Vaeladen > thats nasty
CollTerminator > really?
Vaeladen > to me yes :)
CollTerminator > you tasted it then???
Hermofyt > never tried it, but with local pizza places here it wouldn't wonder if they knocked one in the pizza's
CollTerminator > i'm like: KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vaeladen > lmao ew
CollTerminator > eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww indeed o.0
Ithoriel > organic? vegetarian? :-)
Hermofyt > they call it "sauce" but we all know what it is :D
Ithoriel > wonder if that counts as " animal products" :-)
Vaeladen > lolol
CollTerminator > LOL! =p
CollTerminator > "shoarma sauce with garlic" YEAH RIGHT! >_<
Hermofyt > animal product is when they jack of their dogs
Ithoriel > tinned elephant sandwich
Vaeladen > lol
CollTerminator > cum-covered pizza? o.0
Vaeladen > oh shit
Vaeladen > thats nasty
CollTerminator > really?
Vaeladen > to me yes :)
CollTerminator > you tasted it then???
Hermofyt > never tried it, but with local pizza places here it wouldn't wonder if they knocked one in the pizza's
CollTerminator > i'm like: KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vaeladen > lmao ew
CollTerminator > eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww indeed o.0
Ithoriel > organic? vegetarian? :-)
Hermofyt > they call it "sauce" but we all know what it is :D
Ithoriel > wonder if that counts as " animal products" :-)
Vaeladen > lolol
CollTerminator > LOL! =p
CollTerminator > "shoarma sauce with garlic" YEAH RIGHT! >_<
Hermofyt > animal product is when they jack of their dogs
Weirwolf > hey dude whats going on
Shadow XII > Oh hey
Shadow XII > Not much.
Shadow XII > I've sold all my fusion ammo and Im now usin' titaniums
Weirwolf > yeah i hear ysa
Weirwolf > lewl
Weirwolf > so the tits are better then
Weirwolf > lol
Shadow XII > Tits are the best, you know that
Shadow XII > Oh hey
Shadow XII > Not much.
Shadow XII > I've sold all my fusion ammo and Im now usin' titaniums
Weirwolf > yeah i hear ysa
Weirwolf > lewl
Weirwolf > so the tits are better then
Weirwolf > lol
Shadow XII > Tits are the best, you know that
Pherol Starwhip > sorry.. my drones killed that last rat in the last belt.. my bad
Sheria Delraneth > /emote gasps.
ShroomJohnny > drones never listen
Eridu Fallen > oh noes!!!! the chain is broken
Eridu Fallen > hide the children!!!!11!!
Sheria Delraneth > They shall be punished.
Tabet Saens > public flogging!
Pherol Starwhip > lol
Pherol Starwhip > i can't rat by myself so i need my drones
Psion Saint > LOLDRONES: ima outside ur bay killin all ur ratz
Sheria Delraneth > /emote gasps.
ShroomJohnny > drones never listen
Eridu Fallen > oh noes!!!! the chain is broken
Eridu Fallen > hide the children!!!!11!!
Sheria Delraneth > They shall be punished.
Tabet Saens > public flogging!
Pherol Starwhip > lol
Pherol Starwhip > i can't rat by myself so i need my drones
Psion Saint > LOLDRONES: ima outside ur bay killin all ur ratz
Alekzander > jita is a dumpster for morons who spout their crap in local
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Seishi Roukyouz > whats the difference between cva and rats?
Seishi Roukyouz > rats can hold sov in 0.0 lol
Seishi Roukyouz > rats can hold sov in 0.0 lol