iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Valerius points out he has 7 presents for Omee that still needs delivery
Omeega > xD
Omeega > drop it like it's hot!
Valerius drops his pants
Virtuozzo gets microscope
Valerius > i so need to get podded... they accidently transferred me into mofa's clone AGAIN :(
Omeega > xD
Omeega > drop it like it's hot!
Valerius drops his pants
Virtuozzo gets microscope
Valerius > i so need to get podded... they accidently transferred me into mofa's clone AGAIN :(
Elsebeth Rhiannon > bloody prober
Elsebeth Rhiannon > I wanna read forums
[...]
Elsebeth Rhiannon > I don't want to read forums after all, bring the prober back...
Elsebeth Rhiannon > I wanna read forums
[...]
Elsebeth Rhiannon > I don't want to read forums after all, bring the prober back...
sugarXsugar > sup renn?
Renndor > hi sugar
Renndor > watching a movie
Renndor > its pretty bad
sugarXsugar > german porn?
Renndor > that would be a good movie
Renndor > hi sugar
Renndor > watching a movie
Renndor > its pretty bad
sugarXsugar > german porn?
Renndor > that would be a good movie
Pilk > I believe I have discovered how Coke Zero works as a diet drink.
Pilk > The theory is, once you've had some, you'll never again ingest anything in large quantities for fear it'll taste like Coke Zero.
Pilk > The theory is, once you've had some, you'll never again ingest anything in large quantities for fear it'll taste like Coke Zero.
Tsuji Nozomi > whoops
Tsuji Nozomi > xD
Tsuji Nozomi > brought the wrong thing -_-
Babbadobba > bicycle stabalizer?
Tsuji Nozomi > yeah
Tsuji Nozomi > >.>
Tsuji Nozomi > little wheels on the side of my thron
Tsuji Nozomi > xD
Tsuji Nozomi > brought the wrong thing -_-
Babbadobba > bicycle stabalizer?
Tsuji Nozomi > yeah
Tsuji Nozomi > >.>
Tsuji Nozomi > little wheels on the side of my thron
Tiny Ox > I could have dropped my giant inflatable elephant
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL
Aliara Fallenstar > .....eh?
Aliara Fallenstar > Man, I don't even want to know why you have an inflatable elephant =P
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > I use my GIANT inlatable elephant wich is pink with brown spots.. to drop on people that seems to need a elephant dropped on em
MsRx7 > does your girlfriend know about this?
Aliara Fallenstar > ......riiight...sure it is man
MsRx7 > or...has she been "elephanted"
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote pats Tiny on the head
Tiny Ox > She simply loves the "trunk"
MsRx7 > bawahaha
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL!
MrRx7 > I saw that coming
Tiny Ox > /emote throws a swedish meatball in Ali's eiy
Tiny Ox > eye
Aliara Fallenstar > ....
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote kicks Tiny in the shin
MrRx7 > /emote moves ali leg to the left and up.....now kick again
Tiny Ox > /emote bends over and asks for a gag too
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > and pour some honey over me and get real nasty
MsRx7 > oh goodness
MsRx7 > lol
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote bops tiny on the nose
Aliara Fallenstar > Bad Tiny! Bad! No cookie!
Tiny Ox > ahh no now look what you didm my nose is all read
Durandal Strauss > geez, here I am workin my as off gettin camped and you lot are having an orgy!
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > /emote screams YES AND YOUR INVITED TOO
Tiny Ox > dont forget your leather strap on though
MsRx7 > oh god...it keeps getting better
Durandal Strauss > leather is for wusses. I'm a Black PVC kinda guy
MsRx7 > word
Durandal Strauss > /emote slips into his Tight Tights....
Merick Dronome > Orgy? what Orgy? And more inportantly, why wasn't I notified?
Durandal Strauss > bring it.
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > everyone is invited as long as ali brings her whip
Aliara Fallenstar > Nah, leather or latex
Durandal Strauss > /emote sets course for BY.....
Durandal Strauss > hmm. about 30 jumps. thats how long it shoud take to get into these pants. they ARE tight.
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL
Aliara Fallenstar > .....eh?
Aliara Fallenstar > Man, I don't even want to know why you have an inflatable elephant =P
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > I use my GIANT inlatable elephant wich is pink with brown spots.. to drop on people that seems to need a elephant dropped on em
MsRx7 > does your girlfriend know about this?
Aliara Fallenstar > ......riiight...sure it is man
MsRx7 > or...has she been "elephanted"
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote pats Tiny on the head
Tiny Ox > She simply loves the "trunk"
MsRx7 > bawahaha
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL!
MrRx7 > I saw that coming
Tiny Ox > /emote throws a swedish meatball in Ali's eiy
Tiny Ox > eye
Aliara Fallenstar > ....
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote kicks Tiny in the shin
MrRx7 > /emote moves ali leg to the left and up.....now kick again
Tiny Ox > /emote bends over and asks for a gag too
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > and pour some honey over me and get real nasty
MsRx7 > oh goodness
MsRx7 > lol
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote bops tiny on the nose
Aliara Fallenstar > Bad Tiny! Bad! No cookie!
Tiny Ox > ahh no now look what you didm my nose is all read
Durandal Strauss > geez, here I am workin my as off gettin camped and you lot are having an orgy!
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > /emote screams YES AND YOUR INVITED TOO
Tiny Ox > dont forget your leather strap on though
MsRx7 > oh god...it keeps getting better
Durandal Strauss > leather is for wusses. I'm a Black PVC kinda guy
MsRx7 > word
Durandal Strauss > /emote slips into his Tight Tights....
Merick Dronome > Orgy? what Orgy? And more inportantly, why wasn't I notified?
Durandal Strauss > bring it.
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > everyone is invited as long as ali brings her whip
Aliara Fallenstar > Nah, leather or latex
Durandal Strauss > /emote sets course for BY.....
Durandal Strauss > hmm. about 30 jumps. thats how long it shoud take to get into these pants. they ARE tight.
tlmitf > someone got a link to the killboards, i need to get some info off them for manufacturing
Larkonis Trassler > good evening c&p
Grimpak > good evening tarkonis lrassler
Larkonis Trassler > i see what you did there
Grimpak > =P
Grimpak > have to admit that spelling "lrassler" is... hard =|
Larkonis Trassler > also
Larkonis Trassler > i am now on twittier
Larkonis Trassler > hmmm
Larkonis Trassler > it seems that spelling twitter is hard
seany1212 > lol, twitter is hard :(
Larkonis Trassler > i met a young lady on facebook
and followed her on twitter
i went to her house the next day
and did her up the shitter
Grimpak > good evening tarkonis lrassler
Larkonis Trassler > i see what you did there
Grimpak > =P
Grimpak > have to admit that spelling "lrassler" is... hard =|
Larkonis Trassler > also
Larkonis Trassler > i am now on twittier
Larkonis Trassler > hmmm
Larkonis Trassler > it seems that spelling twitter is hard
seany1212 > lol, twitter is hard :(
Larkonis Trassler > i met a young lady on facebook
and followed her on twitter
i went to her house the next day
and did her up the shitter
Crimson Savior > so what are u doing in amarr? preying on newbs?
Tareen Kashaar > shoplifting, nothing big
Crimson Savior > interesting...and how are u doing this?
Tareen Kashaar > you know, the usual... guns, ski masks, brutal violence
Crimson Savior > oh i c lol
Tareen Kashaar > shoplifting, nothing big
Crimson Savior > interesting...and how are u doing this?
Tareen Kashaar > you know, the usual... guns, ski masks, brutal violence
Crimson Savior > oh i c lol