(HippoKing): oh god
(HippoKing): I'm the worst friend ever
(KomradeVirtunov): Here comes a story we can't stop.
(HippoKing): basically, my best mate has a female friend who I don't know
(HippoKing): who has just got back from the hospital
(HippoKing): and been told she had cancer
(HippoKing): he says "what on earth do you say to that "
(HippoKing): I said "It could be worse, you could be fat"
(HippoKing): then he said "she's actually pretty stocky already"
(HippoKing): so I said "tell her chemo makes you lose weight"
(HippoKing): now he is pissed off
(Levin): haha
(Levin): now hes pissed?
(Vando): you're such a cunt
(Vando): HE'S pissed?
(Vando): you should tell him 'at least you don't have cancer you insensitive prick'
(HippoKing): I'm the worst friend ever
(KomradeVirtunov): Here comes a story we can't stop.
(HippoKing): basically, my best mate has a female friend who I don't know
(HippoKing): who has just got back from the hospital
(HippoKing): and been told she had cancer
(HippoKing): he says "what on earth do you say to that "
(HippoKing): I said "It could be worse, you could be fat"
(HippoKing): then he said "she's actually pretty stocky already"
(HippoKing): so I said "tell her chemo makes you lose weight"
(HippoKing): now he is pissed off
(Levin): haha
(Levin): now hes pissed?
(Vando): you're such a cunt
(Vando): HE'S pissed?
(Vando): you should tell him 'at least you don't have cancer you insensitive prick'
Bovv > any 1 feel free to give me some millions
Vulkyn > why ?
Bovv > im skint
Bovv > still learning
Vulkyn > this is eve ... every one is skint and every 1 is still learning
Bovv > lol
Vulkyn > why ?
Bovv > im skint
Bovv > still learning
Vulkyn > this is eve ... every one is skint and every 1 is still learning
Bovv > lol
Crux Australis > the baby jesus is crying loud :
Ticondrius > lol
Ticondrius > I've already submitted my own setup
Ticondrius > I lost a whole day of production due to a client bug..ya think I'm happy?
Crux Australis > your baby jesus cried louder
Ticondrius > lol
Ticondrius > I've already submitted my own setup
Ticondrius > I lost a whole day of production due to a client bug..ya think I'm happy?
Crux Australis > your baby jesus cried louder
(@Tansien) Shredder: u need to get laid
(@Shredder) i dont want to
(@Shredder) im like a girl
(@Shredder) i dont want to
(@Shredder) im like a girl
Quinn Oron > I should carry a trade commodity for good luck.
Quinn Oron > A homeless guy perhaps.
Quinn Oron > So if I die, I know I won't be the worst off.
Quinn Oron > A homeless guy perhaps.
Quinn Oron > So if I die, I know I won't be the worst off.
Tiberius Wenchel> My wife's grandfather made arangements for his own funeral, paid all the bills and took his best suit to the dry cleaners the day before he died.
Aracturus> Wow.
Aracturus> Your married?
Aracturus> Wow.
Aracturus> Your married?
Jeremiah Orr > okay, who wants to play the "pod jeremiah" game?
teqNo > me me me
Jeremiah Orr > anyone?
teqNo > in okb-, 3 jumps out, meeee !
Jeremiah Orr > anyone at all?
Grirna > all ive got is a indy mk5. dont think it'll do much jer
Camilla Martinssen > jer can i pod ya:P
Jeremiah Orr > sure
teqNo > noo!
Jeremiah Orr > /emote stick his tounge out a t teqNo
Camilla Martinssen > yeeeah!
Camilla Martinssen > sry mate:)
teqNo > gah
Camilla Martinssen > i just couldnt resist:(
teqNo > i'll pod you tomorrow then!
Jeremiah Orr > is my corpse still there?
teqNo > 2005.08.06 22:32:46 combat Your Light Ion Blaster II hits Jeremiah Orr's frozen corpse, doing 42.7 damage. nope
teqNo > me me me
Jeremiah Orr > anyone?
teqNo > in okb-, 3 jumps out, meeee !
Jeremiah Orr > anyone at all?
Grirna > all ive got is a indy mk5. dont think it'll do much jer
Camilla Martinssen > jer can i pod ya:P
Jeremiah Orr > sure
teqNo > noo!
Jeremiah Orr > /emote stick his tounge out a t teqNo
Camilla Martinssen > yeeeah!
Camilla Martinssen > sry mate:)
teqNo > gah
Camilla Martinssen > i just couldnt resist:(
teqNo > i'll pod you tomorrow then!
Jeremiah Orr > is my corpse still there?
teqNo > 2005.08.06 22:32:46 combat Your Light Ion Blaster II hits Jeremiah Orr's frozen corpse, doing 42.7 damage. nope
Newbear > I wish they would link all weapons to 1 button instead of introducing heat
Twin Turbo > just slide your finger across f1-8
Twin Turbo > or use your own hotkey
Newbear > lol glue f1-8 together or replace with space bar!
Twin Turbo > lol yep
Twin Turbo > superglue a ruler to your F-keys
Erols > lol
Twin Turbo > write "ALPHA STRIKE" over the top with magic marker
Twin Turbo > and off you go
Twin Turbo > just slide your finger across f1-8
Twin Turbo > or use your own hotkey
Newbear > lol glue f1-8 together or replace with space bar!
Twin Turbo > lol yep
Twin Turbo > superglue a ruler to your F-keys
Erols > lol
Twin Turbo > write "ALPHA STRIKE" over the top with magic marker
Twin Turbo > and off you go
Clipped Wings > killian -> blasting petri-dishes in a lab hardly constitutes PVP
Killian Darkwater > Clipped: PVP - Player versus Petri-dish
Killian Darkwater > Clipped: PVP - Player versus Petri-dish
Calvin Firenze > my dream, I actually got Mizuro I think
HandofSatan > nice...in my dream i got halle berry once
iJsn > ha lol
iJsn > pew pew
gamertrav > now thats a nice spawn :)
Calvin Firenze > indeed
HandofSatan > lol
Calvin Firenze > Jessica Biel would be better imo
HandofSatan > yeah
iJsn > should have got a point on her till the rest of us got there
Calvin Firenze > haha
HandofSatan > im gonna try to get her tonight...
HandofSatan > need more ammo
HandofSatan > /emote is gonna remember the t2 condom
iJsn > /emote puts on his wizard robe and hat
HandofSatan > nice...in my dream i got halle berry once
iJsn > ha lol
iJsn > pew pew
gamertrav > now thats a nice spawn :)
Calvin Firenze > indeed
HandofSatan > lol
Calvin Firenze > Jessica Biel would be better imo
HandofSatan > yeah
iJsn > should have got a point on her till the rest of us got there
Calvin Firenze > haha
HandofSatan > im gonna try to get her tonight...
HandofSatan > need more ammo
HandofSatan > /emote is gonna remember the t2 condom
iJsn > /emote puts on his wizard robe and hat