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Veikitamo Gesakaarin > Are you implying Veik is like some sort of shaguar hunting the vaginalope on the savannha?
Kybernetes Moros > Pretty much, yes
XxAngelxX > What's Ladar for??
Shinoobie > Ladar : Isn't that radar for getting laid?
XxAngelxX > rofl
[ XxAngelxX > you obviously have poor jamming skills then :):)
[Shinoobie > I use magnemetronic, they come to me ;)

Cleaner Renaelc > omgwtflag?
BrutusIW > the servers collapsing.... slowly...
padshiiangel > it's all eve laggggggggg
paik > I heard Tyrrax is giving a motivational speech and his ego is to big for the server to handle
Blade Shadow > 21 dominix
Blade Shadow > 3 armageddon
Blade Shadow > 5 guardians
Blade Shadow > rattlesnake
Blade Shadow > 2 tempest
Blade Shadow > onyx
Blade Shadow > oneiros
Blade Shadow > proteus
Blade Shadow > 2 hurric
Blade Shadow > mega
Blade Shadow > flycatcher
Diluain > and a partridge in a pear tree
Aquillar > on the 74th day of christmas...
Gaius Sejanus > I'm neither west nor south, I'm west.
Twin Turbo > Um...
Loki Althorin > do we really only have two scimis? -_-
Neotin Nahrain > in a tornado - no one can hear your duct tape ...
WelcomeBack > bwf blue?
Kimono > yes
WelcomeBack > how blue on a scale of 1/10
gunnery > -10
<Corollax> I should set up a spreadsheet
<Corollax> oh god.
<Corollax> I was warned about this moment
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
DaMiGe > anch how about shooting
DaMiGe > :P
Anchises > they like you
DaMiGe > who doesnt?
DaMiGe > ;-)
DaMiGe > afk
Anchises > is that f*cking joke?
Anchises > AFK?
Anchises > you're in armour!!!
Anchises > OMFG
Mordred Blight > if your giving your bs away you can send it my way before it pops :)
Anchises > he's going to die
Anchises > or not
Anchises > may be close
Anchises > there's a lord on him
Anchises > f*ck f*ck f*ck
Dreka Mantas > lol
Anchises > come on you B*STARD
Dreka Mantas > lmao
Anchises > pheeeewww
Anchises > he's safe
Dreka Mantas > lol
DaMiGe > back with extra beer
Anchises > he's got about 20% structure left now
DaMiGe > :-D
Anchises > no armour
DaMiGe > hey.. what happend?
Anchises > you went afk in armour
DaMiGe > ...
Anchises > twat
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