Tsann [prax]: That terrible feeling when you see 0 ships in your hangar, doublecheck you're in Homesystem, doublecheck you're on the ships tab.
Tsann [prax]: A spiraling instant of WTF
Tsann [prax]: And then you realize you have an errant ' ' in your filter.
Tsann [prax]: A spiraling instant of WTF
Tsann [prax]: And then you realize you have an errant ' ' in your filter.
Quenya Attani > I think when I get out of the Army I'm gonna apply to be a GM on some game and get payed to tell people how much of an idiot they are.
Ymsc Zod > lol
Ymsc Zod > lol
Jin Entres > You currently have no skills and you generally suck, too
Traxio Nacho > You currently have more skills than anyting else so who cares
teqNo > :D
Tennotsukai > You currently have the biggest penis in the gang, so screw skills points
Traxio Nacho > You currently have more skills than anyting else so who cares
teqNo > :D
Tennotsukai > You currently have the biggest penis in the gang, so screw skills points
EntroX> We are Bitter Vets. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
Pascual > bacon is mans 3rd best friend
Cowboy > lol
Omber Zombie > behind dogs and sex?
Omber Zombie > wait
Pascual > behind dogs and beer OFC
Omber Zombie > that sounds wrong
Cowboy > lol
Omber Zombie > behind dogs and sex?
Omber Zombie > wait
Pascual > behind dogs and beer OFC
Omber Zombie > that sounds wrong
DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
daggonoth > i just found a rottweiler in my room O.o
Elethe > Under the bed?
Sol Diablo > rofl
Elethe > I mean, man, those are big dogs
Susurrus > weird hope its friendly
Omegaice > lol
daggonoth > no behind the chair
Kalazar > O.o how the fuck do you FIND a rottwieler in your room?
Vahn Blade > is he magic?
Sol Diablo > haha
daggonoth > ive got 2 of em but this one snuk under the door
Omegaice > under the door,how high is the door?
daggonoth > about 2 cm O.o
Kalazar > "I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa all the time!"
Omegaice > =O
Alurial Kenvara > NOO
Omegaice > squashed dog
Susurrus > you a smurf or something?
daggonoth > yep im a smurf with mini rotweilers and mini pc
daggonoth > and mini eve!
Susurrus > cool :]
Elethe > Under the bed?
Sol Diablo > rofl
Elethe > I mean, man, those are big dogs
Susurrus > weird hope its friendly
Omegaice > lol
daggonoth > no behind the chair
Kalazar > O.o how the fuck do you FIND a rottwieler in your room?
Vahn Blade > is he magic?
Sol Diablo > haha
daggonoth > ive got 2 of em but this one snuk under the door
Omegaice > under the door,how high is the door?
daggonoth > about 2 cm O.o
Kalazar > "I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa all the time!"
Omegaice > =O
Alurial Kenvara > NOO
Omegaice > squashed dog
Susurrus > you a smurf or something?
daggonoth > yep im a smurf with mini rotweilers and mini pc
daggonoth > and mini eve!
Susurrus > cool :]
SFX Bladerunner > Listen to your heart, when he's calling for you.. listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do *sings along*
Hellspawn01 > STOP SINGING!
SFX Bladerunner > MAKE ME >:D
* Hellspawn01 stabs sfx
* SFX Bladerunner ignores the blood running from his body and keeps on sining >.<
SFX Bladerunner > singing*
* Hellspawn01 pushs sebs cork into sfx´ mouth
SFX Bladerunner > :-|
Hellspawn01 > silence :)
Hellspawn01 > STOP SINGING!
SFX Bladerunner > MAKE ME >:D
* Hellspawn01 stabs sfx
* SFX Bladerunner ignores the blood running from his body and keeps on sining >.<
SFX Bladerunner > singing*
* Hellspawn01 pushs sebs cork into sfx´ mouth
SFX Bladerunner > :-|
Hellspawn01 > silence :)
WashuChanUK > Oh bloody hell..I'm being stalked by my fan boy
Imiarr Timshae > ???
WashuChanUK > Aracna Imahovich
WashuChanUK > If it wasnt for his friendiless I'd pod the boy
Imiarr Timshae > Why's he your fanboy?
WashuChanUK > He follows me to missions by hunting me down with probes, salvages everything, but instead of keeping it..he gives me it..I have to cloak in order to avoid him
Nohren Reiver > what the hell?
Azia Burgi > LOL
Imiarr Timshae > wtf Washu :S
WashuChanUK > He's done it twice in a week now..I dont mind company but he stalks me, he followed me to Dodixie
Azia Burgi > rofl
Nohren Reiver > hahaha
WashuChanUK > I cloaked in the covert ops ship and legged it
Azia Burgi > god that hillarious!
Nohren Reiver > whats the difference to him between you and everyone else?
WashuChanUK > I dont know..
WashuChanUK > He doesnt respond to messages
Imiarr Timshae > ???
WashuChanUK > Aracna Imahovich
WashuChanUK > If it wasnt for his friendiless I'd pod the boy
Imiarr Timshae > Why's he your fanboy?
WashuChanUK > He follows me to missions by hunting me down with probes, salvages everything, but instead of keeping it..he gives me it..I have to cloak in order to avoid him
Nohren Reiver > what the hell?
Azia Burgi > LOL
Imiarr Timshae > wtf Washu :S
WashuChanUK > He's done it twice in a week now..I dont mind company but he stalks me, he followed me to Dodixie
Azia Burgi > rofl
Nohren Reiver > hahaha
WashuChanUK > I cloaked in the covert ops ship and legged it
Azia Burgi > god that hillarious!
Nohren Reiver > whats the difference to him between you and everyone else?
WashuChanUK > I dont know..
WashuChanUK > He doesnt respond to messages
Ciarente > I once had a couple of guys working for me who couldn't stop trying to compete with each other long enough to do their jobs.
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"