Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Puck LeFae > Some folks asked me if I'd found Jesus... I told them 'Yes, he was behind the sofa the whole time.' They weren't sure how to respond to that and so they walked off.
<GFLTorque> Eve needs a Chuck Norris module....
<BaronVonVirtu> I agree
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<GFLTorque> imagine the possibilities... wtf... I dont have the Grid for Chuck Norris ?
<GFLTorque> ... or anyone got a named Chuck Norris lying around ?
<BaronVonVirtu> I agree
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<GFLTorque> imagine the possibilities... wtf... I dont have the Grid for Chuck Norris ?
<GFLTorque> ... or anyone got a named Chuck Norris lying around ?
Kazagaroth > do you kill pies or other players?
Kazagaroth > like people who dont do stuff
Ghost hunter > i kill NPC's
Ghost hunter > cause their so evil
Ghost hunter > they stole my ginger bread men
Kazagaroth > like people who dont do stuff
Ghost hunter > i kill NPC's
Ghost hunter > cause their so evil
Ghost hunter > they stole my ginger bread men
ubastij: had the worst childhood. i grew up in fucking saudi arabia
Kesper North: you might say you were saudamized by fate.
Kesper North: you might say you were saudamized by fate.
Qui Shon > I have 1 million characters typed on forums
Qui Shon > 1 000 722 to be exact, at least that's what eve search claims
Ethaet > I wonder how many jade constantine has typed
Ethaet > I heard he wears out 5 keyboards per day
Qui Shon > 1 000 722 to be exact, at least that's what eve search claims
Ethaet > I wonder how many jade constantine has typed
Ethaet > I heard he wears out 5 keyboards per day
5pinDizzy > I've done a few missions and updated my inventory, where do I find save game in the options before I quit?
Discrodia > my Enyo has a bigger lance than my Ishkur
Discrodia > random CCP nerf of Ishkur is random
Discrodia > random CCP nerf of Ishkur is random
Gehmis > man.. generally when i plan an escape it doesnt involve a mothership
Khellias> Every corp needs one village idiot.
Khellias> It's like having the court jester.
Khellias> Otherwise there won't be a sink for the blazing stupidity that makes mining operations for Veldspar seem like a good idea.
Khellias> It's like having the court jester.
Khellias> Otherwise there won't be a sink for the blazing stupidity that makes mining operations for Veldspar seem like a good idea.