Jenee Jackson > Kill: Jensen Kautsuo (Ibis) He dropped Clearance Documents , sorry, we didn't know he was cleared
Tamara Reith > must've had the wrong stamp
Tamara Reith > must've had the wrong stamp
Rooker > Anyways, for anyone who truly is bored. Make 2 goals next to a hi sec gate, using secure cans. Then get a gang of nano bs, choose teams, and play soccer with the first freighter that jumps into you.
Rooker > /forum quote
Marcathonas > freighters are hard to bump though
Marcathonas > I'd do it with a large cruiser, maybe a vexor
Marcathonas > that way you can have hurricanes on the wing, crossing it in to the typhoons up front
Marcathonas > obviously a domi in goal, and a defence of a bunch of geddons
Marcathonas > because when a geddon tackles you you fucking stay tackled
Rooker > /forum quote
Marcathonas > freighters are hard to bump though
Marcathonas > I'd do it with a large cruiser, maybe a vexor
Marcathonas > that way you can have hurricanes on the wing, crossing it in to the typhoons up front
Marcathonas > obviously a domi in goal, and a defence of a bunch of geddons
Marcathonas > because when a geddon tackles you you fucking stay tackled
Fh'ear > I care.
Fh'ear > No wait.
Fh'ear > I'm hungry.
Fh'ear > Sorry, got those muddled up.
Fh'ear > It's kinda like thinking it's love when you know, it just turns out to be gas.
Fh'ear > Easy mistake to make.
Fh'ear > No wait.
Fh'ear > I'm hungry.
Fh'ear > Sorry, got those muddled up.
Fh'ear > It's kinda like thinking it's love when you know, it just turns out to be gas.
Fh'ear > Easy mistake to make.
Artemacus Mailar > I apologise my lady, that was not meant for sensitive ears
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > combat: Mebrithiel Ju'wien begins to jam.... a large gag into Nooey's mouth
Nooey > : 0
Nooey > : |
Selim > by the way, does anyone know if I'd be better off fitting a thermal passive and kinetic passive hardener, or 2 adaptive nanos?
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > whoops
* Mebrithiel Ju'wien takes it out and stuffs it in Art's mouth
* Artemacus Mailar gags on Nooeys saliva still on the
rag
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > combat: Mebrithiel Ju'wien begins to jam.... a large gag into Nooey's mouth
Nooey > : 0
Nooey > : |
Selim > by the way, does anyone know if I'd be better off fitting a thermal passive and kinetic passive hardener, or 2 adaptive nanos?
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > whoops
* Mebrithiel Ju'wien takes it out and stuffs it in Art's mouth
* Artemacus Mailar gags on Nooeys saliva still on the
rag
Kou Shibasaki > raith: we have 'stoney ginger beer' here - better with scotch than iron brew
Spork Witch > gingers have no souls...
Spork Witch > but damn are redheads fire in bed
Kou Shibasaki > spork: which is why beer made of them tastes so bitter
Spork Witch > gingers have no souls...
Spork Witch > but damn are redheads fire in bed
Kou Shibasaki > spork: which is why beer made of them tastes so bitter
<Emiug> heh, im waiting for my brother to login to WoW again
<Emiug> i replaced his shortcut with a link to meatspin
<Emiug> i replaced his shortcut with a link to meatspin
<Daniel_Jackson> WTF
<Daniel_Jackson> Connection Failed 'Proxy not connected'
<Daniel_Jackson> for the tranquility server
<[BH]Virrago> it's down thats why
<Daniel_Jackson> ?
<Tank> lol what a idiot
<Tank> ?
<Tank> ITS DOWN
<Daniel_Jackson> its not its orginal downtime yet
<Tank> dont u understand that?
<[BH]Virrago> doesn't have to be regular DT
<Daniel_Jackson> then why did itgo down
<Tank> because london is being attacked
<[BH]Virrago> o.O
<Daniel_Jackson> london is being attacked?
<Tank> ya
<Daniel_Jackson> by whom
<Tank> didnt u hear it on the news man
<Daniel_Jackson> no
<Tank> by germany man
<Tank> WW3 is about to begin
<Daniel_Jackson> u sure
<Daniel_Jackson> what news channel
<Tank> msnbc
<^1man> we're all gonna die :(
<Daniel_Jackson> why would the attact lobdon
<^1man> umm
<Tank> Usa is doing a draft
<GeromeDoutrande> we want your fish & chips
<Daniel_Jackson> u sure it was msnbc
<Tank> Iceland is going to war with germany now
<Tank> they just said it
<Daniel_Jackson> all im hering is that british trops are getting recruted
<Daniel_Jackson> to help with iraq
<&RinnyWee> >_<
<Daniel_Jackson> to jill iraq
<Daniel_Jackson> or was it iran
<&RinnyWee> oh god make it stop i have coffee coming out of my nose
<^1man> hahaha
<Tank> lol
<Tank> because hes going to war and you dont even know anything
<Daniel_Jackson> its not saying any thing about iceland going to war with germeneory
<Tank> how old are u daniel?
<Daniel_Jackson> im watching msnbc
<Daniel_Jackson> im 15
<Tank> go ask ur parent daniel
<Tank> they will know about this
<Daniel_Jackson> my dad dont beleve u
<Tank> Germany attacked london
<Tank> Iceland is pissed off
<^1man> daniel, you bettr move to canada, beause i heard on the local news they dropped the age to be drafted to 13 :o
<Daniel_Jackson> hehe how can they draft me
<Tank> and America is going to intervene and stop all 3 of em
<Daniel_Jackson> they dont know were i live
<&RinnyWee> THEY KNOW EVERYTHING
<Daniel_Jackson> i have to be 18 to sign up
<&RinnyWee> they also know how much pr0n you dloaded yesterday so i'd clear out your cache man
<&RinnyWee> Daniel_Jackson
<&RinnyWee> when it's martial law
<Daniel_Jackson> i dont beleve yall
<&RinnyWee> they can enlist kids as young as 13
<Daniel_Jackson> i dont beleve yall
<&RinnyWee> it's true
<Daniel_Jackson> stop making things up
<Tank> na its 14
<^1man> you're southern... aren't you?
<&RinnyWee> ok
<Daniel_Jackson> no
<&RinnyWee> it's 14
<Daniel_Jackson> im north eastern?
<&RinnyWee> oh man you're in big trouble then
<Daniel_Jackson> Maryland
<Tank> haha
<&RinnyWee> so they're coming for you first
<&RinnyWee> >_<
<Daniel_Jackson> hehe yall are bullshiting
<&RinnyWee> not at all
<Tank> well
<Tank> hmmm
<Tank> no duh?
<&RinnyWee> okay maybe a bit, cause like
<&RinnyWee> there's some guys in kentucky
<^1man> when a bomb drops on you... you'll finally realise :/
<&RinnyWee> they want to get first
<Daniel_Jackson> hmm therr still talking abvout earg bush and karry
<&RinnyWee> but then it's you
<Daniel_Jackson> on cspan
<Tank> daniel
<&RinnyWee> well
<&RinnyWee> that's because they dont want to start a panic
<Tank> its no cspan
<Tank> its on nbc
<&RinnyWee> the whitehouse spin doctors are working on a press release atm
<&RinnyWee> you'll see something soon
<^1man> o/
<&RinnyWee> right i'm off to dig a hole. living in france means i have to, by law, hide for the duration - even if i am not french.
<^1man> :o
<^1man> i want to go to france :/
<Jadrut> yeah
<[BH]Virrago> LMAO Rinny
<Jadrut> and you gotta take the mandatory white hankerchief
<Jadrut> just in case
<&RinnyWee> AND STICK A BAGUETTE UP YOUR ARSE
<^1man> :o
<^1man> kinky
<[BH]Virrago> haha
<^1man> sounds like something french would do
<Jadrut> uh yeah that too
<Daniel_Jackson> Connection Failed 'Proxy not connected'
<Daniel_Jackson> for the tranquility server
<[BH]Virrago> it's down thats why
<Daniel_Jackson> ?
<Tank> lol what a idiot
<Tank> ?
<Tank> ITS DOWN
<Daniel_Jackson> its not its orginal downtime yet
<Tank> dont u understand that?
<[BH]Virrago> doesn't have to be regular DT
<Daniel_Jackson> then why did itgo down
<Tank> because london is being attacked
<[BH]Virrago> o.O
<Daniel_Jackson> london is being attacked?
<Tank> ya
<Daniel_Jackson> by whom
<Tank> didnt u hear it on the news man
<Daniel_Jackson> no
<Tank> by germany man
<Tank> WW3 is about to begin
<Daniel_Jackson> u sure
<Daniel_Jackson> what news channel
<Tank> msnbc
<^1man> we're all gonna die :(
<Daniel_Jackson> why would the attact lobdon
<^1man> umm
<Tank> Usa is doing a draft
<GeromeDoutrande> we want your fish & chips
<Daniel_Jackson> u sure it was msnbc
<Tank> Iceland is going to war with germany now
<Tank> they just said it
<Daniel_Jackson> all im hering is that british trops are getting recruted
<Daniel_Jackson> to help with iraq
<&RinnyWee> >_<
<Daniel_Jackson> to jill iraq
<Daniel_Jackson> or was it iran
<&RinnyWee> oh god make it stop i have coffee coming out of my nose
<^1man> hahaha
<Tank> lol
<Tank> because hes going to war and you dont even know anything
<Daniel_Jackson> its not saying any thing about iceland going to war with germeneory
<Tank> how old are u daniel?
<Daniel_Jackson> im watching msnbc
<Daniel_Jackson> im 15
<Tank> go ask ur parent daniel
<Tank> they will know about this
<Daniel_Jackson> my dad dont beleve u
<Tank> Germany attacked london
<Tank> Iceland is pissed off
<^1man> daniel, you bettr move to canada, beause i heard on the local news they dropped the age to be drafted to 13 :o
<Daniel_Jackson> hehe how can they draft me
<Tank> and America is going to intervene and stop all 3 of em
<Daniel_Jackson> they dont know were i live
<&RinnyWee> THEY KNOW EVERYTHING
<Daniel_Jackson> i have to be 18 to sign up
<&RinnyWee> they also know how much pr0n you dloaded yesterday so i'd clear out your cache man
<&RinnyWee> Daniel_Jackson
<&RinnyWee> when it's martial law
<Daniel_Jackson> i dont beleve yall
<&RinnyWee> they can enlist kids as young as 13
<Daniel_Jackson> i dont beleve yall
<&RinnyWee> it's true
<Daniel_Jackson> stop making things up
<Tank> na its 14
<^1man> you're southern... aren't you?
<&RinnyWee> ok
<Daniel_Jackson> no
<&RinnyWee> it's 14
<Daniel_Jackson> im north eastern?
<&RinnyWee> oh man you're in big trouble then
<Daniel_Jackson> Maryland
<Tank> haha
<&RinnyWee> so they're coming for you first
<&RinnyWee> >_<
<Daniel_Jackson> hehe yall are bullshiting
<&RinnyWee> not at all
<Tank> well
<Tank> hmmm
<Tank> no duh?
<&RinnyWee> okay maybe a bit, cause like
<&RinnyWee> there's some guys in kentucky
<^1man> when a bomb drops on you... you'll finally realise :/
<&RinnyWee> they want to get first
<Daniel_Jackson> hmm therr still talking abvout earg bush and karry
<&RinnyWee> but then it's you
<Daniel_Jackson> on cspan
<Tank> daniel
<&RinnyWee> well
<&RinnyWee> that's because they dont want to start a panic
<Tank> its no cspan
<Tank> its on nbc
<&RinnyWee> the whitehouse spin doctors are working on a press release atm
<&RinnyWee> you'll see something soon
<^1man> o/
<&RinnyWee> right i'm off to dig a hole. living in france means i have to, by law, hide for the duration - even if i am not french.
<^1man> :o
<^1man> i want to go to france :/
<Jadrut> yeah
<[BH]Virrago> LMAO Rinny
<Jadrut> and you gotta take the mandatory white hankerchief
<Jadrut> just in case
<&RinnyWee> AND STICK A BAGUETTE UP YOUR ARSE
<^1man> :o
<^1man> kinky
<[BH]Virrago> haha
<^1man> sounds like something french would do
<Jadrut> uh yeah that too
mccoolexe > we got a dictor ?
konkord > no, but plenty of dicks
konkord > no, but plenty of dicks
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Crovan > Sennheiser PC 150
Crovan > $36
Crovan > 3 month EvE-O subscription
Crovan > $40
Crovan > Hearin Drakkana rip the bong on voice
Crovan > Priceless
Crovan > $36
Crovan > 3 month EvE-O subscription
Crovan > $40
Crovan > Hearin Drakkana rip the bong on voice
Crovan > Priceless