* Urban_Mongral invents an "advanced Stavos simulator" which constanly prints one totally random word per line into IRC
racer2004k5 > best torps on lvl 4 rouge drones ?
MitchKambers > mascara torps, goes well with rouge ;) (otherwise explosive Banes)
starweaver > best. answer. ever.
MitchKambers > mascara torps, goes well with rouge ;) (otherwise explosive Banes)
starweaver > best. answer. ever.
CHEGINKA > тут есть кто нибудь
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
Ocara Nezus > lol. we were learning about the Lungs in Biology today.. and the teacher mention deadspace.. which are the areas where air in the lungs cant be used
NeoDerrick > lol
NeoDerrick > but you told him what deadspace really is, right?
wardey > haha did you tell her what you thought it was =p
Ocara Nezus > She asked me when Deadspace was in the lungs and what it was goverened by... i actually said CONCORD
wardey > ohh a man/woman teacher??
NeoDerrick > rofl
Ocara Nezus > Women
Ocara Nezus > In front of my A Level College Biology class :P
wardey > LMAO**
NeoDerrick > lol
NeoDerrick > but you told him what deadspace really is, right?
wardey > haha did you tell her what you thought it was =p
Ocara Nezus > She asked me when Deadspace was in the lungs and what it was goverened by... i actually said CONCORD
wardey > ohh a man/woman teacher??
NeoDerrick > rofl
Ocara Nezus > Women
Ocara Nezus > In front of my A Level College Biology class :P
wardey > LMAO**
BenjaminMephit > I bloody hate halloween ¬.¬
Telesto> why?
BenjaminMephit > well, it seems like it's just an excuse for the local chav bastards to cause havoc
BenjaminMephit > my boyfriend got a firework thrown at him last night by some pikey arsehole ¬.¬
Telesto > :/
Sarah Dollard > halloween-the only national holiday that worships explosives :)
Telesto > yeah
Telesto> and bonfire night, come to think of it
Telesto> why?
BenjaminMephit > well, it seems like it's just an excuse for the local chav bastards to cause havoc
BenjaminMephit > my boyfriend got a firework thrown at him last night by some pikey arsehole ¬.¬
Telesto > :/
Sarah Dollard > halloween-the only national holiday that worships explosives :)
Telesto > yeah
Telesto> and bonfire night, come to think of it
Kmacross > well i enyoed flying with killed a lot of ascn bs :D
Liet Traep > Well ASCN really isn't all that good. :) They're like goonies in t2 ships.
Liet Traep > Well ASCN really isn't all that good. :) They're like goonies in t2 ships.
Perastis > laptop + wifi + toilet = woo
Teflon Blade > crap player then
Teflon Blade > crap player then
Feuer Krieger > EVE is the Violent version of Animal Crossing
PirateShampoo > my penis is like a titan
Verizana > lol it's only digital?
Espen > hah pwnt
Verizana > lol it's only digital?
Espen > hah pwnt