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<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
Alex Dovet > sex is just what people do if they want kids
Ra Zor Cesaille > brb nutella time
Blutreiter > ...is he pooping or hungry
Blutreiter > i am confused
Rhamnousia > possibly both
Ratzap > Pull my finger
* Balrog Valarauko pulls Ratzap's finger.
* Ratzap Balrog is enveloped in a cloud of hideous half processed beer and curry
* Swatcat leaves Balrog and Ratz's to pull each other off in private ;)
HappyPappy > rofl
Neirti > im looking for a mining corp with low sec or 0.0 access 6.5 mil SP [7 days from covetor]
Sadist > Neirti, people like you end up being on our killboard :/
Davlos > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camion_%C3%A9quip%C3%A9_d%27un_syst%C3%A8me_d%27artillerie
Julianus Soter > oh dear.
Julianus Soter > /emote shakes head sadly.
Julianus Soter > it's a howitzer... on a truck.
Julianus Soter > welded together
Davlos > the name itself already is a direct translation of
Davlos > TRUCK EQUIPPED WITH AN ARTILLERY SYSTEM
Graelyn > Dark times.
Davlos > and apparently, French artillerymen are really damn accurate
Davlos > because they have so few ammo to shoot with, they <i>have</i> to be damn accurate to make them count
Verone > man, no wonder TCF are such fucking failures if they have 8 renault pickups with drainpipes welded to their roofs strapped to the side of their Maelstroms
Verone > it all makes sense now
Verone > i can hear them firing now
Verone > *boom* ces't le takes that, you arabian pigdogs.... *pfft *pfft* le fronche artillerie will has your mothers for breakfasts! *pfft* *pfft* *boom* sombodie lower ze stabilisers, i 'ave le spilled my moccachino
Verone > i don't wanna talk to you no more you afgan knnnnnnn-igit... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries
In Alliance:
[ 2009.02.28 19:39:32 ] Isorath > spam spam spam

In Corp:
[ 2009.02.28 19:39:32 ] Intrno > spam spam spam

[ 2009.02.28 19:41:47 ] Isorath > down to the exact second
[ 2009.02.28 19:41:30 ] Intrno > STAY OUT OF MY HEAD
<Ratking> could an director please accept my appliance?
<wizzard66> dunno i never have accepted peeps before
<wizzard66> think im not allowed
<wizzard66> nope. you need a star and 2 bars for it
<wizzard66> i only have a star
<andro> w t f?
<andro> a star and two bars?
<Ratking> Centurion level, Andro. You'll never get there
<andro> maybe .... im already there
<andro> and you dunno ...
<Hangman> how many gay rainbows do you have andro?
<andro> ..... over nine thousand
19:39 John_McGuirk i was going to talk to silas but decided to just smash my nuts with a hammer for a bit then call myself a retard, then learn how to do it right. then i'll ask silas
Shae Tiann > Does anyone else have a difficult time explaining their pirating habits IC in terms that are both sane and non-lame?
Vincent Pryce > I call it anti-batmanning
Vincent Pryce > I stalk the roofs of staions and beat living shit out lawabiding citizens coz they have done nothing wrong
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