Karlemgne > Can anyone possibly explain to me how I killed a wolf
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
Crystal Style > i've made the wife mad since op started
FalconX Blast > how'd you do that?
Crystal Style > i logged on
Crystal Style > doesnt take much m8
FalconX Blast > how'd you do that?
Crystal Style > i logged on
Crystal Style > doesnt take much m8
lymonath > what everyone up to today
Fallen Elite > Well, I was just moving shit right?
Fallen Elite > And this guy comes up to me all cool
Fallen Elite > And then we did the Mash!
Fallen Elite > We did the Monster Mash!
Fallen Elite > It was a Graveyard Smash!
Fallen Elite > We did the Mash!
Fallen Elite > It Caught on in a Flash!
Fallen Elite > And then I died.
Fallen Elite > More importantly, he killed the Exotic Dancers I had in my cargo.
Fallen Elite > =(
Fallen Elite > Well, I was just moving shit right?
Fallen Elite > And this guy comes up to me all cool
Fallen Elite > And then we did the Mash!
Fallen Elite > We did the Monster Mash!
Fallen Elite > It was a Graveyard Smash!
Fallen Elite > We did the Mash!
Fallen Elite > It Caught on in a Flash!
Fallen Elite > And then I died.
Fallen Elite > More importantly, he killed the Exotic Dancers I had in my cargo.
Fallen Elite > =(
* Haffrage strokes your massive cock as you reach for the fryer grease
Haffrage > oops, mt
doctorstupid2 > what.... the.... fuck
Gothikia > 0o
Jimmy Tantimon > good god, get a priv pos
Fel Flash > o/
Haffrage > oops, mt
doctorstupid2 > what.... the.... fuck
Gothikia > 0o
Jimmy Tantimon > good god, get a priv pos
Fel Flash > o/
Poseiden > b00m
Scythus Aratan > enjo my
empty hauler
Poseiden > my favourite :D
Scythus Aratan > enjo my
empty hauler
Poseiden > my favourite :D
Aquillar > 6 shrapnel bombs left
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Totalani > anyone know what their scimis were doing on top of us?
WNxWolfy > Dying
WNxWolfy > Dying
Colonel Sharpe > X X-7 IBIS
Bryce Calladan > Lvl 70 Scorpion Pilot LFG
Vincent VonGleet > Oh god... I just farted and I think I lost a cornea.
Bryce Calladan > Lvl 70 Scorpion Pilot LFG
Vincent VonGleet > Oh god... I just farted and I think I lost a cornea.
InnerDrive > HONEY IM HOME
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Marchant LaCroix > go get yerself some Cajones mr rooker.
* Rooker cuts off marchant's cojones with a spork
Rooker > ok, now what?
* Marchant LaCroix takes his cajones back and staples them in place.
Marchant LaCroix > get yer own ya lazy begger.
* Rooker cuts off marchant's cojones with a spork
Rooker > ok, now what?
* Marchant LaCroix takes his cajones back and staples them in place.
Marchant LaCroix > get yer own ya lazy begger.