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Etoile Chercheur > we're discussing relationships and marriage using an analogy to empire mining vs. 0.0 mining.
Shadris > I'd scroll up quite a way Telesto. You have missed a fair bit.
superscarface > /emote draws up a graph on attraction to a girl during hte period of the chase, the question..the first date
Telesto > well, start a new coversation
Etoile Chercheur > Seto, you telling me that you could take a 2 week old character and survive and actualy do things in 0.0 that are worthwhile doing?
Shadris > Sorry Telesto this conversation still has some milage in it.
Seto Mazzarotto > I mine 0.0 in an Osprey alone, just takes creativity. And obviously not -- 2 weeks old, in that analogy, is still dealing with pimples and freshman dances
Etoile Chercheur > :)
superscarface > attaction is almost goen by 1st date :/
Telesto > lets talk about what is better, an elk or a moose
Etoile Chercheur > i like MOOSES, Eddy!
Sapphi > Ospreys are uber for mining - but in 0.0?
Shadris > I found my last partner attractive all through our relationship.
Seto Mazzarotto > hardly. Most women I date find me more attractive after a month than an hour.
Telesto > i like elks
Etoile Chercheur > yes, Sapphi. just gotta be quick.
Sapphi > a mine and leggit policy?
Seto Mazzarotto > Yep. Quick, creative, and alert.
Sapphi > so u mine into cans?
Sapphi > of just to your hold?
Etoile Chercheur > are you sure you didn't mean "after a few drinks rather than just one"?
Seto Mazzarotto > Secure cans in a safe spot well away from any danger.
Sapphi > <wonders what creative mining is, exactly
Yabar > stealing probably
superscarface > sounds exciting
Etoile Chercheur > how do you transport the ore to the cans, Seto, and how long do you find yourself waiting for belt rats to get lost?
Seto Mazzarotto > Seducing the asteroids with a flick of the eyebrow and a clever word, a few compliments, drinks and the next thing they're in your indy getting carted home.
Rural Juror > how about a button on every box that when you hit it selects everything???? woutl that be too fucking hard CCP???
Rural Juror > just venting
Rural Juror > getting a cramp from salvaging
Daralia > An ass cramp?
BizarroStormy > hey rj
BizarroStormy > press ctrl-a :-P
Rural Juror > im too busy using the keyboard to surf for porn
BizarroStormy > why is your hand on the mouse then?
Civ Zomas > Is there any ship class in Eve that doesn't either:
1. Have a goofy-looking face somewhere on it, or
2. Look like a sex toy?
Davion Vrynn > stop shooting the thingy and kill the other thingies
<+Levin> Best regards,
<+Levin> [GM]NoValue
<+Levin> ¬_¬
<+Levin> is that some kind of sick joke?
Newbear > I wish they would link all weapons to 1 button instead of introducing heat
Twin Turbo > just slide your finger across f1-8
Twin Turbo > or use your own hotkey
Newbear > lol glue f1-8 together or replace with space bar!
Twin Turbo > lol yep
Twin Turbo > superglue a ruler to your F-keys
Erols > lol
Twin Turbo > write "ALPHA STRIKE" over the top with magic marker
Twin Turbo > and off you go
Kaos Major > Gunny has PhDs, FMDs, SMDs but he still can't fit a drake
FlyingBurrito > what are usually some good things to haul?
Naggeth > Stuff
Larg Kellein > Ass?
Naggeth > Stuffed ass?
Jaxxon Voers > works for me
Jaxxon Voers > eek!
Camoss > Man I am just pleasing everyone today
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey im coming to ya camoss
Zeerow Kildar > i want some of that
Camoss > What the exotic dancers?
Zeerow Kildar > yup
Camoss > I guess that makes me a pimp
Camoss > :-}
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey, anyway to make money right?
Camoss > lol
Camoss > so what kind of service are you looking for?
Camoss > ;-)
Zeerow Kildar > anything and everything
Zeerow Kildar > and i want to be fucked up before tooo
Camoss > hehe well i got 10 girls available
dobot297 > bam what do you want?
dobot297 > mindflood is what the kids want these days
Zeerow Kildar > want ot be tripping xD
dobot297 > it's the space age acid
Camoss > lol
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
Zeerow Kildar > UEDG
dobot297 > you'll be totally tripping balls
Zeerow Kildar > United Eve Drug Gang
dobot297 > UEH
Camoss > Oh
dobot297 > United Eve Huslters
Camoss > I thought United Eve Dopped-up Girls
Camoss > lol
dobot297 > haha, nice
Camoss > well these ten girls drive a hard price (among other things). 1000 creds each, and they'll do whateva you want.
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
dobot297 > lol
Camoss > Damn they need to have strip clubs in the Incarna patch lol
dobot297 > hahaha
Zeerow Kildar > hah
Camoss > Then I'll be able to rent my girls out
Zeerow Kildar > strip clubs..boost perception at the expense of memory, intelligence and isk
Camoss > LOL
Camoss > Charisma goes down the tubes too
Zeerow Kildar > duration, 12 hours
Zeerow Kildar > well..
Zeerow Kildar > charisma should go up...maybe
Zeerow Kildar > random d20 chance for charisma to go up
dobot297 > depends on your willpower
Camoss > Only when trying to get in the pants of one
Zeerow Kildar > haha
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > i hope your listening CCP! we gots amazing ideas
Camoss > rofll
dobot297 > hahaha
dobot297 > they they might pay for t he ideas
Zeerow Kildar > lol nah
Camoss > And the girls
Zeerow Kildar > LOL
Zeerow Kildar > the girls yes
Zeerow Kildar > xD
Zeerow Kildar > we all be pimpin for money in Incarna Patch
Zeerow Kildar > wars wont be over star systems...they will be to get more girls
Camoss > 8-)
dobot297 > while listening to rick ross
Camoss > lol
Camoss > As long as it's not Rick Astley
dobot297 > or rick astley
Zeerow Kildar > "fuck! <all-day pimpin> has too many girls!" war-dec <pro-pimps> vs <all-day pimpin>
dobot297 > hahahahahahahahahaha!
Camoss > LOL Zee
Zeerow Kildar > and if you get an actual girl in your pimpclan, it give you 100 ingame girls xD
Zeerow Kildar > yes...teh PIMPCLAN
Camoss > ROFL
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > thats going in my bio..."starting a pimpclan! who wants to join"
Shadow XII > Sadly no, he recently passed away from a combination of diabetes and a Tachyon to the face.
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