greeny knight > stinkus i gonna give you a raven treat him like its a fragile egg
greeny knight > don't lend him out to nobody even if the guy/girl gives you a blowjob
greeny knight > don't lend him out to nobody even if the guy/girl gives you a blowjob
Jade Constantine > seriously geezer, last time I listened to a dude as fruity as you it was because an ex girlfriend dragged me to see the "birdcage" at university
Aden Salvia > we need some help blowing cans
Aduna > yea, Aden just doesn't have any oral skills whatsoever
Aden Salvia > eh?
Aden Salvia > OH MAN
Aden Salvia > i set myself up for that one
Aduna > yes, yes you did
Aduna > yea, Aden just doesn't have any oral skills whatsoever
Aden Salvia > eh?
Aden Salvia > OH MAN
Aden Salvia > i set myself up for that one
Aduna > yes, yes you did
Cobalt Crimson > something I might suggest, buy blueprint copies of faction
battleships, manufacture them, and sell them on contract
Cobalt Crimson > I got a nightmare bpc out of a plex, and there was about a 110m difference between the blueprint and the actual hull
Cobalt Crimson > and it didn't take 110m of minerals
Cobalt Crimson > Cobalt is crazy, confirm / deny?
Alcelcior Biggins > I dunno.
Alcelcior Biggins > Deny?
Alcelcior Biggins > But THATS TOO COMPLICATED SAYS I
Alcelcior Biggins > I can rhyme on the fly.
Alcelcior Biggins > I don't even gotta try.
Cobalt Crimson > oh my
Cobalt Crimson > I'm gonna cry
Cobalt Crimson > not gonna lie
Alcelcior Biggins > For that, you must fry.
Alcelcior Biggins > You spat right in my eye.
Alcelcior Biggins > Now you gotta die.
Cobalt Crimson > why?
Alcelcior Biggins > Sigh.
Cobalt Crimson > are you high?
Alcelcior Biggins > I won't try to be sly.
Alcelcior Biggins > I'm just a regular guy.
Cobalt Crimson > but I bet you you think you're pretty fly
Alcelcior Biggins > AHA.
Alcelcior Biggins > YOU REUSED ONE.
Alcelcior Biggins > GET OUT OF THIS COFFIE HOUSE.
Cobalt Crimson > /emote checks
Cobalt Crimson > FUCK
battleships, manufacture them, and sell them on contract
Cobalt Crimson > I got a nightmare bpc out of a plex, and there was about a 110m difference between the blueprint and the actual hull
Cobalt Crimson > and it didn't take 110m of minerals
Cobalt Crimson > Cobalt is crazy, confirm / deny?
Alcelcior Biggins > I dunno.
Alcelcior Biggins > Deny?
Alcelcior Biggins > But THATS TOO COMPLICATED SAYS I
Alcelcior Biggins > I can rhyme on the fly.
Alcelcior Biggins > I don't even gotta try.
Cobalt Crimson > oh my
Cobalt Crimson > I'm gonna cry
Cobalt Crimson > not gonna lie
Alcelcior Biggins > For that, you must fry.
Alcelcior Biggins > You spat right in my eye.
Alcelcior Biggins > Now you gotta die.
Cobalt Crimson > why?
Alcelcior Biggins > Sigh.
Cobalt Crimson > are you high?
Alcelcior Biggins > I won't try to be sly.
Alcelcior Biggins > I'm just a regular guy.
Cobalt Crimson > but I bet you you think you're pretty fly
Alcelcior Biggins > AHA.
Alcelcior Biggins > YOU REUSED ONE.
Alcelcior Biggins > GET OUT OF THIS COFFIE HOUSE.
Cobalt Crimson > /emote checks
Cobalt Crimson > FUCK
Yuto > You can't reason with infinity, its a beast and will devour you.
Kenny Ray > ooooooooh THUNDER! Rolling Thunder!
Kenny Ray > i love it - as long as I don't lose electricity or Internet connectivity
Kenny Ray > my poor cat is afraid of every little noise - thunder is the end of the world to her
Danastarim > poor cat :(
Kenny Ray > yesterday, I was in one room, and my wife was in another. the cat came skulking through the room she was in. I blew my nose in the other room. my wife burst out laughing. she said the cat jumped staight up and flipped around in the air.
Kenny Ray > you would think the poor thing was abused - but she is pampered too much if anything
Tobin Shalim > i've seen it happen with our cat
Tobin Shalim > it's the damndest thing. how do they flip with nothing to push against with which to flip?
Kenny Ray > the tail and the air - they use it like a rudder - so I hear
Kenny Ray > and I'm sure their initial inertia has something to do with it
Rokkit Kween > nah, they twist their spine so that they can see where they're landing and put their front feet down first, then flip their arse.
Kenny Ray > I thought the poor thing was going blind - the way she would move slowly toward something and touch it with her paw... but then she spots the smallest little thing on the wall and jumps for it
Kenny Ray > no doubt she sees the world very differently from me though.
Kenny Ray > I wonder if she sees ghosts, sometimes.
Rokkit Kween > yes, everything is prey
Rokkit Kween > feet, hands, bits of fluff, string, everything
Tobin Shalim > my precious dangling bits :(
Tobin Shalim > oh, i won't even go into THAT story
Rokkit Kween > ouch.
Tobin Shalim > just use your imagination
Tobin Shalim > of course, it was kinda my fault since i was flapping them in her face, but i digress
Azia Burgi > wait... you were teabagging your cat?
Kenny Ray > i love it - as long as I don't lose electricity or Internet connectivity
Kenny Ray > my poor cat is afraid of every little noise - thunder is the end of the world to her
Danastarim > poor cat :(
Kenny Ray > yesterday, I was in one room, and my wife was in another. the cat came skulking through the room she was in. I blew my nose in the other room. my wife burst out laughing. she said the cat jumped staight up and flipped around in the air.
Kenny Ray > you would think the poor thing was abused - but she is pampered too much if anything
Tobin Shalim > i've seen it happen with our cat
Tobin Shalim > it's the damndest thing. how do they flip with nothing to push against with which to flip?
Kenny Ray > the tail and the air - they use it like a rudder - so I hear
Kenny Ray > and I'm sure their initial inertia has something to do with it
Rokkit Kween > nah, they twist their spine so that they can see where they're landing and put their front feet down first, then flip their arse.
Kenny Ray > I thought the poor thing was going blind - the way she would move slowly toward something and touch it with her paw... but then she spots the smallest little thing on the wall and jumps for it
Kenny Ray > no doubt she sees the world very differently from me though.
Kenny Ray > I wonder if she sees ghosts, sometimes.
Rokkit Kween > yes, everything is prey
Rokkit Kween > feet, hands, bits of fluff, string, everything
Tobin Shalim > my precious dangling bits :(
Tobin Shalim > oh, i won't even go into THAT story
Rokkit Kween > ouch.
Tobin Shalim > just use your imagination
Tobin Shalim > of course, it was kinda my fault since i was flapping them in her face, but i digress
Azia Burgi > wait... you were teabagging your cat?
AntonicusTheMad > wow...do you realize you can have 2 eves running simultaniously?
Jacob Etienne > wow, do you realise some people run up to 4?
AntonicusTheMad > what?
AntonicusTheMad > i didn't know that
Jacob Etienne > talk to a person called Kayosoni
AntonicusTheMad > im going to go get a spare crt and run duals!!
Jacob Etienne > hes an expert on it
Jacob Etienne > and if you want to know anything about catgirls he can help with that too
UPA Terf > hehe
Promon Delnai > kayo has a phd in catgirls
Jacob Etienne > wow, do you realise some people run up to 4?
AntonicusTheMad > what?
AntonicusTheMad > i didn't know that
Jacob Etienne > talk to a person called Kayosoni
AntonicusTheMad > im going to go get a spare crt and run duals!!
Jacob Etienne > hes an expert on it
Jacob Etienne > and if you want to know anything about catgirls he can help with that too
UPA Terf > hehe
Promon Delnai > kayo has a phd in catgirls
Nisse Owned > Damn noob ships, Caldari navy logisticd support does NOT mean ibis parking :P
Dante Chusuk > isn't that YOUR ibis TD?
Tolin Dorden > no mine's bigger
Dante Chusuk > your ibis is bigger or you have a bigger ibis parking lot
Uber Amos > .. or both?
Uber Amos > ... or neither? :P
Tolin Dorden > my ibis's bigger
Tolin Dorden > I've plated it
Dante Chusuk > gold plated?
Tolin Dorden > then I pulled a cargo extender over it so it won't get std's
Uber Amos > ... enamel plated?
nah for the plating I used an old dried up wanksock... gives it super
resistans, makes it stick to the ship... and..... scares people away
Dante Chusuk > so does the mould on it i heard
Tolin Dorden > yeah but that's just because I haven't washed it for a couple of months... adds flavor
Dante Chusuk > the sock that is .. can't comment on the state of your ibis
Dante Chusuk > isn't that YOUR ibis TD?
Tolin Dorden > no mine's bigger
Dante Chusuk > your ibis is bigger or you have a bigger ibis parking lot
Uber Amos > .. or both?
Uber Amos > ... or neither? :P
Tolin Dorden > my ibis's bigger
Tolin Dorden > I've plated it
Dante Chusuk > gold plated?
Tolin Dorden > then I pulled a cargo extender over it so it won't get std's
Uber Amos > ... enamel plated?
nah for the plating I used an old dried up wanksock... gives it super
resistans, makes it stick to the ship... and..... scares people away
Dante Chusuk > so does the mould on it i heard
Tolin Dorden > yeah but that's just because I haven't washed it for a couple of months... adds flavor
Dante Chusuk > the sock that is .. can't comment on the state of your ibis
Buhhdust Princess> The way we're going is apparently camped
Buhhdust Princess> So it's all good
Buhhdust Princess> So it's all good
trenny jr > genos joined pl
Proxyyyy > Your p late
trenny jr > at least im not premature like some people
Proxyyyy > Your p late
trenny jr > at least im not premature like some people