Jacob Etienne > thing is, in hurricane territory you can go looting
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Irritatus Maxiumus > for example: my current ship, SHOULD have a max tartgeting range for 47 km, instead it hs the range of my other ship, which is 23km
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction
Maliki Nutesta > that sounds warp core stabilizer effect to me but i coudl be wrong
Irritatus Maxiumus > sure as sh#!, I have a freekign wc stabilizer installed, such a dumb a$$
Irritatus Maxiumus > I will slink away now
Larg Kellein > Remember kids, stabs cause temporary amnesia
Larg Kellein > Can also cause projectile dysfunction
(Bibi`ouF) CAP RECHARGER IS THE WAY TO GO MATE !
(maybeArgh) carp recharger?
(maybeArgh) what about trout?
(maybeArgh) or tuna?
(Bibi`ouF) wow ...
(Bibi`ouF) worst joke ever ?
(maybeArgh) you've got no idea what i'm capable of
(maybeArgh) carp recharger?
(maybeArgh) what about trout?
(maybeArgh) or tuna?
(Bibi`ouF) wow ...
(Bibi`ouF) worst joke ever ?
(maybeArgh) you've got no idea what i'm capable of
Verone > i'm with ikvar in this one...
Siren Shiva > I dont understand phone sex either
Siren Shiva > Really, whats the point?
Verone > the principle is there... but i just fail to grasp it
Magic Trev > isnt that putting a fone up your bum?
Ikvar > Lmfao
Siren Shiva > LOL Trev
* Verone slaps terv
Verone > dirteh
Verone > (remind me never to EVER use a phone after trev)
Siren Shiva > I dont understand phone sex either
Siren Shiva > Really, whats the point?
Verone > the principle is there... but i just fail to grasp it
Magic Trev > isnt that putting a fone up your bum?
Ikvar > Lmfao
Siren Shiva > LOL Trev
* Verone slaps terv
Verone > dirteh
Verone > (remind me never to EVER use a phone after trev)
Quinn Oron > Nrrg.
Quinn Oron > Have your legs ever fallen asleep while you're reading a book on the toilet, and when you get up to finish, you forget they're asleep and you stumble over and faceplant into a bathtub still filled with tepid bath water?
Lake > Thursday.
Quinn Oron > Yeah, me neither.
Quinn Oron > /emote rubs head.
Quinn Oron > Gonna need a new copy of The Empyrean Age. =/
Quinn Oron > Have your legs ever fallen asleep while you're reading a book on the toilet, and when you get up to finish, you forget they're asleep and you stumble over and faceplant into a bathtub still filled with tepid bath water?
Lake > Thursday.
Quinn Oron > Yeah, me neither.
Quinn Oron > /emote rubs head.
Quinn Oron > Gonna need a new copy of The Empyrean Age. =/
Xazier > THE ALLIANCE NEEDS PIE GRAPHS
Xazier > SHIN WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PIE CHARTS
Xazier > THE ALLIANCE WILL NOT SUCCEED WITHOUT PIE CHARTS
Xazier > SHIN WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PIE CHARTS
Xazier > THE ALLIANCE WILL NOT SUCCEED WITHOUT PIE CHARTS
Oohwha Schipperman > Hmmm ... never noticed this before, but the Hawk looks an awful lot like a staple gun
Aran Makor > i feel asleep drunk in an l4 sansha blockade
Aran Makor > woke up to all the spawns
Aran Makor > and 100% shields
Aran Makor > at that point, I knew i had won EVE
Aran Makor > woke up to all the spawns
Aran Makor > and 100% shields
Aran Makor > at that point, I knew i had won EVE
Supert3d > anyone know how to boost your power grid? i have a extra large booster and a large extender and i can't power them both at the same time =[
Caldar Rhysk > on which ship?
Supert3d > Carcal cruiser
Caldar Rhysk > and an X-Large booster...
Caldar Rhysk > which is for Battleships....
Supert3d > it only just doesn't fit
Caldar Rhysk > and have you looked at the capacitor drain?
Supert3d > nope....
Caldar Rhysk > then look at the capacitor ammount of the ship...
Supert3d > 1062 cap max and it takes 400 energyt to activate
Caldar Rhysk > every 4 seconds
Caldar Rhysk > you get 8 seconds before your dead
Supert3d > so i can get 8 secs worth, thats enough :D
Caldar Rhysk > on which ship?
Supert3d > Carcal cruiser
Caldar Rhysk > and an X-Large booster...
Caldar Rhysk > which is for Battleships....
Supert3d > it only just doesn't fit
Caldar Rhysk > and have you looked at the capacitor drain?
Supert3d > nope....
Caldar Rhysk > then look at the capacitor ammount of the ship...
Supert3d > 1062 cap max and it takes 400 energyt to activate
Caldar Rhysk > every 4 seconds
Caldar Rhysk > you get 8 seconds before your dead
Supert3d > so i can get 8 secs worth, thats enough :D
I SoStoned > Gotta be so desperate for a killmail... ohhh, lookie! A shittle. *LOL* Sad.
pentinor > i think its spelled shuttle
I SoStoned > No, it's spelled 'Shittle'
I SoStoned > It's how WT cowards run away from a fight.
pentinor > lol
pentinor > i think its spelled shuttle
I SoStoned > No, it's spelled 'Shittle'
I SoStoned > It's how WT cowards run away from a fight.
pentinor > lol