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Jompa > does the alliance have any policy on killing ore theifs???
Xaar > sure - kill them
Lori Ana > NRDS policy
Lori Ana > ok :)
Jompa > they do turn red when they steal :D
Xaar > that's the best one I've heard in days
Jompa > we happened to pop one just now, so i thought i should ask :D

#3061 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

EVE System > Channel changed to Aunenen Local Channel
Cybermanzero > : its more dead in here than my gran's underpants... wtf is up with that

#10933 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

Bishop Endarr > oh, and I have cloaks
Bishop Endarr > lots of cloaks
Ingold Hammersmith > lol you rob a pack of hobbits or something?
Ingold Hammersmith > aww crap this isn't WoW is it..:(

#13339 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

Lake (e): lolwhat.
Lake (e): CCP didn't like those credentials (General Error: Scotty the docking manager heard you were talking shit about him behind his back and refuses to service your request, 0: No Error.)

#10709 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

Shayzan > How long do you keep getting free velators?
3Bird > 4ever
Eoras Northwind > As long as you keep playing?
TheLostPenguin > as long as u keep dying

#13319 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Chiaco Bloodtear : I carry a backpack around with boxes of wine in it
Chiaco Bloodtear : And little feeder tubes
Chiaco Bloodtear : In time I hope to upgrade to a freman stillsuit

#3203 + ( 15 ) -inappropriate?

flashfreaking > isn't there a beg channel?
Omber Zombie > yes, it's called local

#9442 + ( 15 ) -inappropriate?

Verone > NNNNYYYEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA
Verone > PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWEWPEWPEWPEW
Verone > RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA
Verone > BOOOM BOOM BOOOM
Verone > *CRYING BABIES*
Verone > RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA NNNNYYYEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Verone > OMG TEH CAPTAIN, SHE CAN'T TAKE TEH MUCH MOAR OF DIS
Verone > PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Verone > RAISE TEH FORAWRD DEFLEKTOR SHIELDS!!11ONE
Verone > PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Verone > RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA BOOM
Adrien Bastalle > You forgot to give V his meds again Koko?
Kyoko Sakoda > He got into my Blue Pill.

#3387 + ( 14 ) -inappropriate?

Scarlett Vixen > Hey
Versuvian man > hey
Kattius > hey
anister > it's fat albert

#8373 + ( 26 ) -inappropriate?

Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too

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