Pilk > I believe I have discovered how Coke Zero works as a diet drink.
Pilk > The theory is, once you've had some, you'll never again ingest anything in large quantities for fear it'll taste like Coke Zero.
Pilk > The theory is, once you've had some, you'll never again ingest anything in large quantities for fear it'll taste like Coke Zero.
Terra Cirrus > mmm..mining with a subwoofer on a video game chair. makes my testicle vibrate
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Ariaore > Dear CCP: Question 50032 regarding the new portrait gen. Why is the default eyebrow position a dark look? Why do you have to give them forehead crinkles so if you go for something kinder, they look sad instead?
Scyyn > Dear Ariaore: Because Eve is a dark and heartless world, and all characters should be unkind, unfriendly, sad, or some combination thereof. Please do not attmempt to make your character smile. The servers cannot handle this stress.
Scyyn > Dear Ariaore: Because Eve is a dark and heartless world, and all characters should be unkind, unfriendly, sad, or some combination thereof. Please do not attmempt to make your character smile. The servers cannot handle this stress.
Devilish Ledoux > WTS: Rusty, dangerous, piece of metal. Has many sharp edges and microorganisms living on it. Requires Minmatar Cruiser IV or better to fly ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > hey, would be appreciated if you guys could get one of your spies to dig through their alliance mail history and find our cyno chain route, I've forgotten one of the systems! Thanks guys!
<Tenshi> 450 somalis and ethiopians? knives or no ... how do you force 450 ppl overboard?
<HellGremlin> Easy.
<HellGremlin> Throw a twinkie into the sea.
<HellGremlin> Easy.
<HellGremlin> Throw a twinkie into the sea.
Joachim LeHigh > I had a nightmare for a while, but couldn't get the performance out of it that I wanted.
Nicoletta Mithra > ^^ This sentece with the nightmare certainly sounds odd to someone not playing EVE.
Nicoletta Mithra > ^^ This sentece with the nightmare certainly sounds odd to someone not playing EVE.
Helmut 314 > Reallife.dll not found
Marchant LaCroix > go get yerself some Cajones mr rooker.
* Rooker cuts off marchant's cojones with a spork
Rooker > ok, now what?
* Marchant LaCroix takes his cajones back and staples them in place.
Marchant LaCroix > get yer own ya lazy begger.
* Rooker cuts off marchant's cojones with a spork
Rooker > ok, now what?
* Marchant LaCroix takes his cajones back and staples them in place.
Marchant LaCroix > get yer own ya lazy begger.
Madcap Magician > It always amazes me the smacktalk channel is empty
Madcap Magician > I guess it's harder to log in your alt to the game, than it is on the forums
Madcap Magician > I guess it's harder to log in your alt to the game, than it is on the forums