Norrin Ellis > Nudity is like ketchup. It just makes things better.
Tomas Hardy > 4days, 20hours till Kronos time....
Tomas Hardy > in an entirly unrelated issue, the corp might be down say about 400mill in 4days 20hours and 1min.
Tomas Hardy > about 6seconds after a finish training for a kronos in fact....
Tomas Hardy > a week before this I will be raising the corp tax rate to 90% too
Tomas Hardy > i will also be stealing candy from the mouths of small children
Tomas Hardy > later guys, I am going to kick old men when they fall over
Tomas Hardy > in an entirly unrelated issue, the corp might be down say about 400mill in 4days 20hours and 1min.
Tomas Hardy > about 6seconds after a finish training for a kronos in fact....
Tomas Hardy > a week before this I will be raising the corp tax rate to 90% too
Tomas Hardy > i will also be stealing candy from the mouths of small children
Tomas Hardy > later guys, I am going to kick old men when they fall over
<Fapos> do scan probes work on the test server atm?
<ElweSingollo> trying just now
<ElweSingollo> and don't think so I may be wrong however
<Fapos> yeah ElweSingollo I tried launching one and I cant click on a group to select one
<ElweSingollo> exact same problem here
<mana> Reset camera launches the seamless map..
<Fapos> I also have 399 3au probes in the launcher, dunno if thats right either :P
<Nozh> awesome, we'll call it a feature
<ElweSingollo> trying just now
<ElweSingollo> and don't think so I may be wrong however
<Fapos> yeah ElweSingollo I tried launching one and I cant click on a group to select one
<ElweSingollo> exact same problem here
<mana> Reset camera launches the seamless map..
<Fapos> I also have 399 3au probes in the launcher, dunno if thats right either :P
<Nozh> awesome, we'll call it a feature
Molicious > good thing this rokh has a cloak, I have diarrea
Helen > holy lol
Molicious > opps wrong chat
Molicious > lol
Helen > holy lol
Molicious > opps wrong chat
Molicious > lol
Pazeroth > I need to get man - I'll see ya on later
Jones Maloy > we have the suspect in custody
* oolk runs away naked
Jones Maloy > ok we have the suspects pants in custody
* oolk runs away naked
Jones Maloy > ok we have the suspects pants in custody
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Rub Ducky > whats the main diff between laser and blaster?
Sgt Skip > one goes PEW PEW, one goes BOOM BOOM
Rub Ducky > whcih does whihc?
Rub Ducky > which is boom boom
Ferren > Blaster is hybrid, laser is laser
Sgt Skip > blasters
Sgt Skip > cannons
Ferren > Blaster takes ammo
Dillon Freestar > laser uses cap energy.. blasters use charges
Rub Ducky > ahh
Garganti > Projectile goes Kaboom.... kaboom
Ferren > Drone goes "uh...what?"
Sgt Skip > one goes PEW PEW, one goes BOOM BOOM
Rub Ducky > whcih does whihc?
Rub Ducky > which is boom boom
Ferren > Blaster is hybrid, laser is laser
Sgt Skip > blasters
Sgt Skip > cannons
Ferren > Blaster takes ammo
Dillon Freestar > laser uses cap energy.. blasters use charges
Rub Ducky > ahh
Garganti > Projectile goes Kaboom.... kaboom
Ferren > Drone goes "uh...what?"
Blutreiter > Sidyin
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Darlage > Can anyone tell me how to change the time on my EVE Clock in the game?
Dev Corland > impossible
Andrew Holland > why would you want to?
Darlage > cuz its the wrong time.....
Dev Corland > it's GMT.
Darlage > and i hate alt tab back to my desktop
Dev Corland > run in windowed.
Darlage > so its 3:57 for everyone in EVE?
Z'untzu > escape graphics win dow moad
Andrew Holland > Windows mode + use GMT for eve events
Gimpi > use your brain. It's easy :)
Z'untzu > no just me
Z'untzu > im UK :)
Darlage > lol oh
Galridin > ALT + Enter will put it in window mode also
Darlage > well i thot of window mode but i like the full mode
Dev Corland > then get a clock
Dev Corland > and stick it next to your monitor.
Darlage > lol how genius
Darlage > i just thot there might have been a way to change it in game lol
Darlage > ill tape a watch to my comp screen then lol
Dev Corland > nah, it's better that way anyway, trust me.
Elise IX > ECM / JAMMERS
Z'untzu > how about you put a watch round ya wrist?
Dev Corland > nah cause then he has to move something other than his eyes!
Darlage > lol exactly
Darlage > and its hard to see the hands in the dark
Dev Corland > get one of those glowy swedish ones. :D
Darlage > lol dev do yoiu have an answer for everything?
Dev Corland > I have brainstormed this subject a lot. :P
Dev Corland > impossible
Andrew Holland > why would you want to?
Darlage > cuz its the wrong time.....
Dev Corland > it's GMT.
Darlage > and i hate alt tab back to my desktop
Dev Corland > run in windowed.
Darlage > so its 3:57 for everyone in EVE?
Z'untzu > escape graphics win dow moad
Andrew Holland > Windows mode + use GMT for eve events
Gimpi > use your brain. It's easy :)
Z'untzu > no just me
Z'untzu > im UK :)
Darlage > lol oh
Galridin > ALT + Enter will put it in window mode also
Darlage > well i thot of window mode but i like the full mode
Dev Corland > then get a clock
Dev Corland > and stick it next to your monitor.
Darlage > lol how genius
Darlage > i just thot there might have been a way to change it in game lol
Darlage > ill tape a watch to my comp screen then lol
Dev Corland > nah, it's better that way anyway, trust me.
Elise IX > ECM / JAMMERS
Z'untzu > how about you put a watch round ya wrist?
Dev Corland > nah cause then he has to move something other than his eyes!
Darlage > lol exactly
Darlage > and its hard to see the hands in the dark
Dev Corland > get one of those glowy swedish ones. :D
Darlage > lol dev do yoiu have an answer for everything?
Dev Corland > I have brainstormed this subject a lot. :P