<DJStar|WORKING> chat up line - *lick*
<DJStar|WORKING> O.o
<DJStar|WORKING> O.o
Chuck Al'Hashib > I learned on the internet today that Japanese men have tentacles.
Isxostishi > Hey
Isxostishi > How's it going
Isxostishi > Come here often?
Elshira > lol
Elshira > you know my alter ego.... his name also starts with an E
Isxostishi > ......
Isxostishi > Sounds hot
Isxostishi > What do you say we ditch this popsickle stand and go somewhere more.......private like
Isxostishi > Eh?
Elshira > I guess... that's if you play it both ways and are into male intakis....
Isxostishi > ...
Isxostishi > A three way?
Isxostishi > I like where this is going!
Isxostishi > Giggity giggity gee!
Elshira > this is eren
Isxostishi > ...
Isxostishi > no way
Farworth > HAHAHAHAHAH
Farworth > /emote points at the dirty a** amarrian
Isxostishi > Oh God!
Farworth > YOU JUST HIT ON A DUDE!!!!
Isxostishi > How's it going
Isxostishi > Come here often?
Elshira > lol
Elshira > you know my alter ego.... his name also starts with an E
Isxostishi > ......
Isxostishi > Sounds hot
Isxostishi > What do you say we ditch this popsickle stand and go somewhere more.......private like
Isxostishi > Eh?
Elshira > I guess... that's if you play it both ways and are into male intakis....
Isxostishi > ...
Isxostishi > A three way?
Isxostishi > I like where this is going!
Isxostishi > Giggity giggity gee!
Elshira > this is eren
Isxostishi > ...
Isxostishi > no way
Farworth > HAHAHAHAHAH
Farworth > /emote points at the dirty a** amarrian
Isxostishi > Oh God!
Farworth > YOU JUST HIT ON A DUDE!!!!
Cezzario > Dear CCP, I think you should hold a special olympics. If you do I belive my drones have a chance at winning because they are retarded
Lucius Britannia > "Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever."
Sampson Bishop > lol
Shasta Sun > sounds like fun Luc
Shasta Sun > don't tell Allan might keep the baby awake lol
Lucius Britannia > I know huh?
Lucius Britannia > might actually have to try that =)
Shasta Sun > a little percucssion accompanyment
Lucius Britannia > not to mention an 'air ride'
Shasta Sun > yep
Shasta Sun > best done on a hard surface if you want the sound
Lucius Britannia > voice of experience? =)
Shasta Sun > imagination
Lucius Britannia > good answer
Sampson Bishop > lol
Shasta Sun > sounds like fun Luc
Shasta Sun > don't tell Allan might keep the baby awake lol
Lucius Britannia > I know huh?
Lucius Britannia > might actually have to try that =)
Shasta Sun > a little percucssion accompanyment
Lucius Britannia > not to mention an 'air ride'
Shasta Sun > yep
Shasta Sun > best done on a hard surface if you want the sound
Lucius Britannia > voice of experience? =)
Shasta Sun > imagination
Lucius Britannia > good answer
John Aubrey > i ran over a kitten in my car this morning, does anyone know the best way to get it out of my tyre treads?
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
BonezFW > i just figured out the difference between PVP and mining
BonezFW > PVP : double click, align, warp, double click, align, warp, etc rinse and repeat
BonezFW > Mining: click two modules, go do some housework, click and drag, go write a novel, click and drag, sort your cd collection in alphabetical order and cross reference by the underwear size of the lead singer, click and drag
BonezFW > PVP : double click, align, warp, double click, align, warp, etc rinse and repeat
BonezFW > Mining: click two modules, go do some housework, click and drag, go write a novel, click and drag, sort your cd collection in alphabetical order and cross reference by the underwear size of the lead singer, click and drag
duke skyclad > all resist are 80-88%
duke skyclad > whats the cap on resist?
Chuck Vandam > you can get 100% i think with activated modules
Celilmandir > i think the closer you get to 100% the less resist an item is gonna give you
Celilmandir > oh wow
Celilmandir > i'm so 30min late on that comment
Chuck Vandam > :P
Celilmandir > i should pay more attention to this channel
Chuck Vandam > same for me -_-
Chuck Vandam > thats why i prefer voice chat
Celilmandir > oh, not me. i prefer listening to the relaxing, soothing sound of the mining lasers going BLBLLBLBLBGLGLLRLRLGLGLRRRRRRLGLGLRRRR
duke skyclad > whats the cap on resist?
Chuck Vandam > you can get 100% i think with activated modules
Celilmandir > i think the closer you get to 100% the less resist an item is gonna give you
Celilmandir > oh wow
Celilmandir > i'm so 30min late on that comment
Chuck Vandam > :P
Celilmandir > i should pay more attention to this channel
Chuck Vandam > same for me -_-
Chuck Vandam > thats why i prefer voice chat
Celilmandir > oh, not me. i prefer listening to the relaxing, soothing sound of the mining lasers going BLBLLBLBLBGLGLLRLRLGLGLRRRRRRLGLGLRRRR
Ashar KorAzor > Ah, M0o. How I want to smack you...
Samirol > m0o is gone
Ashar KorAzor > I know, that makes it worse
Samirol > m0o is gone
Ashar KorAzor > I know, that makes it worse
Nix Anteris > seriously, I want to know where they got "45" from
Nix Anteris > and don't say "snapshots" without a context
ChaeDoc II > Nix, in corp a sec
ChaeDoc II > so since we leave all our t3's at a deep safe as a "double bluff" against an attacker, those will be what was counted in the snapshot
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > ...
Sobach > well, there you go >_>
Indiego Montoya > ...
Indiego Montoya > you can never mock me for anything, ever again.
Klyria > glad to know that Chae
Klyria > just want to give us all corp invites now or later
Sobach > http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/medium/double-facepalm.jpg
AndrewNardella > nice
Sobach > i hope that was a joke
Sobach > tbh if not, i'd need to find a triple-facepalm pic
Indiego Montoya > i shall help!
Indiego Montoya > /emote makes a giant cardboard hand to put over the face of the statue of liberty
ChaeDoc II > stfu, it's not like i did it on purpose. just move them to the sma's for a while
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > we're gonna need more pictures.
ChaeDoc II > i should leave this channel
Sobach > might be a good idea for awhile :P
Damark > you should kill yourself
Damark > thats how bad that was
Damark > just quit eve
Sobach > i think he's just trolling us
Nix Anteris > just wait until he gets this mixed up with his erotic roleplaying channel
Damark > o lawdy
Sobach > otherwise
Sobach > http://www.citadelsaber.co.uk/img,316.jpg
Nix Anteris > and don't say "snapshots" without a context
ChaeDoc II > Nix, in corp a sec
ChaeDoc II > so since we leave all our t3's at a deep safe as a "double bluff" against an attacker, those will be what was counted in the snapshot
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > ...
Sobach > well, there you go >_>
Indiego Montoya > ...
Indiego Montoya > you can never mock me for anything, ever again.
Klyria > glad to know that Chae
Klyria > just want to give us all corp invites now or later
Sobach > http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/medium/double-facepalm.jpg
AndrewNardella > nice
Sobach > i hope that was a joke
Sobach > tbh if not, i'd need to find a triple-facepalm pic
Indiego Montoya > i shall help!
Indiego Montoya > /emote makes a giant cardboard hand to put over the face of the statue of liberty
ChaeDoc II > stfu, it's not like i did it on purpose. just move them to the sma's for a while
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > we're gonna need more pictures.
ChaeDoc II > i should leave this channel
Sobach > might be a good idea for awhile :P
Damark > you should kill yourself
Damark > thats how bad that was
Damark > just quit eve
Sobach > i think he's just trolling us
Nix Anteris > just wait until he gets this mixed up with his erotic roleplaying channel
Damark > o lawdy
Sobach > otherwise
Sobach > http://www.citadelsaber.co.uk/img,316.jpg