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Riflemandodd > i went to see a movie once when i was on shrooms, went to wash my hands after pissing...
Riflemandodd > two of the automatic faucets went off when i put my hands near one, verified it later when i wasn't insane
Riflemandodd > was thinking, 'shit, the faucets know i'm tripping!'
Hydroponica > lol
Khanivore > lol
Jack Russell > jacks tip of the day
Jack Russell > DO NOT WATCH THE FILM 'Babe' ON ACID talking dogs,pigs and sheep i was a mess for weeks
Khanivore > rofl
Mattias Kerensky > Faction gear is for folks who don't have faith in their fittings or their penis size and have to compensate.
<Seijen> girls know how to multitask?
<@Abs> women multi task much better than us men
<@Abs> i will admit that freely
<Millis> just watch a porno and look for yourself
<@Abs> lol
Marund > And what exactly defines "extended trial edition" in your "extended trial edition" of the program?
Nicholas Argmanov > i'm sorry, but I'm going to plead the 5th on that one.... we don't *have* a 5th amendment here, but I'm going to plead it anyway :-P
Well just wanted to mention there's a guy called McFeet in this local, and none of the other guys in local knows him...

* SmallFuzzyAlien hands over a McHand to McFeet
armslave > Mcmoon
SmallFuzzyAlien > see, just a couple more of them and he's complete =)
armslave > carefull or hel fling Mcpoo at u
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, I better wear my McVizier =)
armslave > or bring yer Mcbrella
SmallFuzzyAlien > it might work, but he might know the McWind poo style
armslave > the Mcpoo curve underhand shot
SmallFuzzyAlien > sounds advanced, is it a McPooLauncher II?
armslave > yeah heavy skilling for it though
SmallFuzzyAlien > McFury IV and McPoo V, is'nt that all?
armslave > no McFury V is neede for the Mcmjolnir torpedoes to be effective
SmallFuzzyAlien > aah I C
armslave > ya know i bet hes not afk and is marking us both down on his kill list
SmallFuzzyAlien > damn, I need McLife to get the McPoo skill =(
armslave > Mcguyver will save u
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, I would'nt want that, McFeet's McFleet will prolly McEat us, and make us to McSeats for his new McLeet ship with white McSheet's and heavy McBeat
armslave > lol u had to think mchard for that one
SmallFuzzyAlien > lol, yes :P
armslave > o/
SmallFuzzyAlien > Mc0/
SmallFuzzyAlien > sry, just can't stop it
Achich > o/
armslave > Mclol
armslave > Mcyarrr
armslave > Mclo o/
SmallFuzzyAlien > damn, I'm McFantasy just ran out =(
SmallFuzzyAlien > you got any McCharges for it?
armslave > Mcdolls for sale in 4c
SmallFuzzyAlien > arf, I'm too tired to move my McShip somewhere =(
armslave > think we should save this and send him the chat logs?
armslave > lol
SmallFuzzyAlien > lol, yeah why not :P
armslave > im abt to run out of Mctorps
armslave > hope helios gets back soon with those bpo's from Mcempire
armslave > but he went through the drive througs i think
SmallFuzzyAlien > there might be two results, either he wont like it and there'll be a McFleet alá McFeet here, McEating us, or, he might like it and send us some McGreets from his other McFeet =)
armslave > to Mcbbq us
armslave > to the MCcave batman!!!
SmallFuzzyAlien > my McHead aches, think he's doing something McPsychological to me
SmallFuzzyAlien > or I might just be tired after making McBread all night long =(
armslave > mmm Mcpizza
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, that's a McSin, don't think McFeet would like you now!
armslave > same Mcmaker though
SmallFuzzyAlien > nah, making McPizza with your McFeets ain't very McAppetizing
armslave > gives that extra Mcflavor
* SmallFuzzyAlien is putting McMrApE to bed
armslave > these mcguardian initiates arent very smart scrambling my mcdrones
SmallFuzzyAlien > they might think it's small McNoob ships =)
SmallFuzzyAlien > this is starting to go to far now, I'm gonna dream about Mc's all day :/
armslave > whatever make su mchappy :)
armslave > hell prob send us some hate mail later
SmallFuzzyAlien > I guess :P
SmallFuzzyAlien > I better go McSleep now, maybe you should send him the logs, he might get a good McLaugh =)
Rick Maclore > ive probed enough holes in space to be a wormholer
Chribba > WTS Mimir
Xaanth > chribba have you got any fitting for that?
Chribba > mining lasers?
Iltarus Almondis > just so I can rage about not having enough ISK: How much?
Chribba > 25b?
Iltarus Almondis > /emote rages about not having enough isk
Iltarus Almondis > thanks
moroti > any plus points it may have are vastly outweighed by it being caldari
<Cia> and the server is up
<SilverNight> Jesus, already?
<Cia> thousands of eve players around the world will go unfed and unshowered today thanks to CCP's speedy maintenance cycle
Kyoto Luyi > How the hell do people 'afk mine' when you have to move ore every 60 seconds or your ship gets full?
Glacier > I'm just here slapping around the Mordus
Kaliesin > you put a hauler with a mining2 laser
Kyoto Luyi > just 1 laser? bit slow isn't it?
Glacier > yes, that's why you go afk :)
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