Yaki Herodez > LOL
Yaki Herodez > Got blowed by some guy
Abe 0blivi0n > too bad it wasn't a girl
Abe 0blivi0n > ;)
Yaki Herodez > Humor =)
dreddish > lol
Yaki Herodez > Got blowed by some guy
Abe 0blivi0n > too bad it wasn't a girl
Abe 0blivi0n > ;)
Yaki Herodez > Humor =)
dreddish > lol
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Rafen Weems > i cringe whenever someone says colon-slash-slash, sounds nasty
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
Dominikov > <------that way
Dominikov > ------>sorry this way
NovaReon > I thought it was over there ^
Dominikov > nope \/ that way
Dominikov > ------>sorry this way
NovaReon > I thought it was over there ^
Dominikov > nope \/ that way
BombTech > Mine, mine, mine all day long,
Mine, mine, mine while I sing this song,
Gonna mine that ice, gonna fill my hold,
POS needs it or so I'm told.
BombTech > Takes 5 minutes to cycle through,
A faster time would be better too,
T2 upgrades just ain't enough,
Need someone with minklink stuff
BombTech > At the end of the Day; Boss is telling me
"You missed your quota, I'm cutting your fee"
I said something that wasn't nice,
And told him where to stick his ice.
BombTech > ok, maybe I should stick to the mining and stfu :)
Einear Lightfingers > lol
Mine, mine, mine while I sing this song,
Gonna mine that ice, gonna fill my hold,
POS needs it or so I'm told.
BombTech > Takes 5 minutes to cycle through,
A faster time would be better too,
T2 upgrades just ain't enough,
Need someone with minklink stuff
BombTech > At the end of the Day; Boss is telling me
"You missed your quota, I'm cutting your fee"
I said something that wasn't nice,
And told him where to stick his ice.
BombTech > ok, maybe I should stick to the mining and stfu :)
Einear Lightfingers > lol
Kiviar > nice, we killed a titan
Herschel Yamamoto > yeah, they decided it was a good idea to jump three titans in without support
Kiviar > why'd they do that?
Herschel Yamamoto > i believe the technical term is "derp"
Herschel Yamamoto > yeah, they decided it was a good idea to jump three titans in without support
Kiviar > why'd they do that?
Herschel Yamamoto > i believe the technical term is "derp"
Neirti > im looking for a mining corp with low sec or 0.0 access 6.5 mil SP [7 days from covetor]
Sadist > Neirti, people like you end up being on our killboard :/
Sadist > Neirti, people like you end up being on our killboard :/
mugaTUS > 19:59:03 Warning You are about to throw away 20000 units of Garbage. Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?
mugaTUS > never gets old
QTab > don't do it muga .... that's materials for 3 tempests
mugaTUS > never gets old
QTab > don't do it muga .... that's materials for 3 tempests
Dracorimus > fucking women... wants me to cook
Dracorimus > wrong time
Dracorimus > :|
Tamora > fucking gf want me teh cock
Tamora > brb anal ramming
DaSoul > rofl
Tamora > errr thats her ass btw
DaSoul > that titan jumpin was funny
BARF > holy shit lol
Tamora > that not a titan ;)
Dracorimus > wrong time
Dracorimus > :|
Tamora > fucking gf want me teh cock
Tamora > brb anal ramming
DaSoul > rofl
Tamora > errr thats her ass btw
DaSoul > that titan jumpin was funny
BARF > holy shit lol
Tamora > that not a titan ;)
Neros: I'd pay good money too see a smuggler that can cary players in their pods in it's cargo bay, not unlike the Navigator's Guild highliners in Dune carry fleets of ships across folds in space.
Methuselah: Not sure about that one, but I'm hoping there'll be a similar system for when they finally implement ship crews
Methuselah: So that when you crew ejects as your ship explodes, you fleet-mates can scoop up the escape pods like loot
Neros: Trying to get from place to place without being killed for the enormous bounty on your head? Pay me 10% of your curent bounty and you won't even need to rebuy your implants!
And when you run into a fleet of bounty hunters, I'll only ask for an aditional 20% to not eject your pod.
Methuselah: XD
Neros: Keeping that eject cargo button's spring maintained is expensive stuff. It just gets a little worn, and before you know it the button is being triggered by a strong breeze. You can never be too careful, especially in a situation like yours, Sancha.
Methuselah: Not sure about that one, but I'm hoping there'll be a similar system for when they finally implement ship crews
Methuselah: So that when you crew ejects as your ship explodes, you fleet-mates can scoop up the escape pods like loot
Neros: Trying to get from place to place without being killed for the enormous bounty on your head? Pay me 10% of your curent bounty and you won't even need to rebuy your implants!
And when you run into a fleet of bounty hunters, I'll only ask for an aditional 20% to not eject your pod.
Methuselah: XD
Neros: Keeping that eject cargo button's spring maintained is expensive stuff. It just gets a little worn, and before you know it the button is being triggered by a strong breeze. You can never be too careful, especially in a situation like yours, Sancha.