MasterDecoy > scouting is nice. relaxing.... plus, you can fraps your friends getting blown up in complete safety
<DJPunkerchu|On-Air> uriel im seriously thinking about tit
<Rhaegar> something i do often, punker.
<Uriel_Magente> i think seriously about tit too ;p
<Dalmont_Delantee> I'm always thinking about tit Punker :P
<DJPunkerchu|On-Air> about it*
<Rhaegar> something i do often, punker.
<Uriel_Magente> i think seriously about tit too ;p
<Dalmont_Delantee> I'm always thinking about tit Punker :P
<DJPunkerchu|On-Air> about it*
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
BrewStar529 Kashada > what are you asking?
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom
BrewStar529 Kashada > sorry i came in late
Sildar Ironheart > The tree doesn't grow far from the apple I suppose.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're asking, if a pigeon flies upside down and backwards, will it shit on its own head?
Sildar Ironheart > And if so, is it still smarter than Smitty?
Jake Smitty > yes
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > boom
foster > wts : 6 hulks on escrow @ 500mil each
Dimitri Chandler > are any of them incredible?
Dimitri Chandler > are any of them incredible?
Vladimir Kozyrev > dramius says if you make us your friend he will get on his knees for you
Andargor theWise > well, i could do you a favor
Andargor theWise > expedite your pod jump back to empire
Vladimir Kozyrev > i got clones for that
Andargor theWise > yeah, but self-destruct is 120 seconds, i'm faster
Vladimir Kozyrev > clone jump is instant
Vladimir Kozyrev > and if I clone jump I'll magically end up with implants in my head
Andargor theWise > but doesnt feel as good
Andargor theWise > bah, small details
Vladimir Kozyrev > yes
Dramius > lol....last time I fly down here because of curiosity
Andargor theWise > the two things you cant avoid: taxes and losing implants
Andargor theWise > well, i could do you a favor
Andargor theWise > expedite your pod jump back to empire
Vladimir Kozyrev > i got clones for that
Andargor theWise > yeah, but self-destruct is 120 seconds, i'm faster
Vladimir Kozyrev > clone jump is instant
Vladimir Kozyrev > and if I clone jump I'll magically end up with implants in my head
Andargor theWise > but doesnt feel as good
Andargor theWise > bah, small details
Vladimir Kozyrev > yes
Dramius > lol....last time I fly down here because of curiosity
Andargor theWise > the two things you cant avoid: taxes and losing implants
Requiescat > i think my net's about to cut out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector
0o0Preatorian0o0 > oh?
Requiescat > insta to station and i'm out
0o0Preatorian0o0 > on friday
Requiescat > yeah, cuts at 11:55 i believ
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u need to run a wire to someones house
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > nobody's house nearby
0o0Preatorian0o0 > get sat modem
Requiescat > preat i have zero cash
Requiescat > theres nothing i can do
Requiescat > so i live with it
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ncp
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i made a decient amount of isk
0o0Preatorian0o0 > in a lil bit of time
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > in real life
0o0Preatorian0o0 > only killing bc and up tho
Requiescat > i have zero cash
0o0Preatorian0o0 > ah yea
Requiescat > to get a sat modem
Requiescat > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > i got a 1300$ check today =)
Requiescat > i wish i could npc in real life
Requiescat > that would be cool as hell
Requiescat > just go out in the woods and beat the hell out of some random dudes
Requiescat > and get money for it
Requiescat > that'd be sweet as shit
Milon Pendragon > lol
0o0Preatorian0o0 > u can, its called a tax collector
Zeller Heartbourne > your the fool, going to war with our corp that will squash you like a bug and both of you drive thoraxs with medium drones.
Arya o'Winterfell > well we're waiting for this war Zeller and waiting... and waiting...
Zeller Heartbourne > we have battle cruisers and battle ships that can easily kill your small 2 man pirate corp
Arya o'Winterfell > 25 to 2 seems far odds considering we have more balls than your entire corp
Arya o'Winterfell > you have cruisers and battleships?
Arya o'Winterfell > I'd surrender if I was you
Zeller Heartbourne > LOL! surrender?
Arya o'Winterfell > yes and give me a Megathron and 100m isk, if not we'll destroy your corp
Zeller Heartbourne > ROTFL
Arya o'Winterfell > well we're waiting for this war Zeller and waiting... and waiting...
Zeller Heartbourne > we have battle cruisers and battle ships that can easily kill your small 2 man pirate corp
Arya o'Winterfell > 25 to 2 seems far odds considering we have more balls than your entire corp
Arya o'Winterfell > you have cruisers and battleships?
Arya o'Winterfell > I'd surrender if I was you
Zeller Heartbourne > LOL! surrender?
Arya o'Winterfell > yes and give me a Megathron and 100m isk, if not we'll destroy your corp
Zeller Heartbourne > ROTFL
Shira d'Radonis > everyone should be killed... the end
Bhurak > every murderer feels jsutified
Bhurak > END ALL SUFFERING!
Bhurak > sorry
Shira d'Radonis > Peace on Earth
Meehan > Well, I guess that's true Bhurak
Manfred Doomhammer > guess you would refer to this as armageddon.... and surprise surprise.. they are in game ^^
Meehan > o/
Shira d'Radonis > so let's get a bunch of them together and start incinerating
Manfred Doomhammer > now all we need are the 4 apocalypse riders ^^
Meehan > Just get four PIE together :D
Bhurak > every murderer feels jsutified
Bhurak > END ALL SUFFERING!
Bhurak > sorry
Shira d'Radonis > Peace on Earth
Meehan > Well, I guess that's true Bhurak
Manfred Doomhammer > guess you would refer to this as armageddon.... and surprise surprise.. they are in game ^^
Meehan > o/
Shira d'Radonis > so let's get a bunch of them together and start incinerating
Manfred Doomhammer > now all we need are the 4 apocalypse riders ^^
Meehan > Just get four PIE together :D
BombTech > Mine, mine, mine all day long,
Mine, mine, mine while I sing this song,
Gonna mine that ice, gonna fill my hold,
POS needs it or so I'm told.
BombTech > Takes 5 minutes to cycle through,
A faster time would be better too,
T2 upgrades just ain't enough,
Need someone with minklink stuff
BombTech > At the end of the Day; Boss is telling me
"You missed your quota, I'm cutting your fee"
I said something that wasn't nice,
And told him where to stick his ice.
BombTech > ok, maybe I should stick to the mining and stfu :)
Einear Lightfingers > lol
Mine, mine, mine while I sing this song,
Gonna mine that ice, gonna fill my hold,
POS needs it or so I'm told.
BombTech > Takes 5 minutes to cycle through,
A faster time would be better too,
T2 upgrades just ain't enough,
Need someone with minklink stuff
BombTech > At the end of the Day; Boss is telling me
"You missed your quota, I'm cutting your fee"
I said something that wasn't nice,
And told him where to stick his ice.
BombTech > ok, maybe I should stick to the mining and stfu :)
Einear Lightfingers > lol