Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Forsake Megellan > whoever is probing me out i am in the cyno ship on the station
The Wizz117 > god
The Wizz117 > they put the cnr in my cargo hold
The Wizz117 > and im in deep 0.0
The Wizz117 > and i cant warp or anyting becouse my cargo hold is overloaded
The Wizz117 > they put the cnr in my cargo hold
The Wizz117 > and im in deep 0.0
The Wizz117 > and i cant warp or anyting becouse my cargo hold is overloaded
Ka'lorn Font'a > like a lion stalking his prey, the anathema waits, like a coiled snake, ready to strike at the heart of the poor occator in front of him
Kara Starpulse > Where did all the ice belts go?
Vanguarder > universal warming
Vanguarder > universal warming
Yokohead > I use t2 gear. All my ships do, blowing me generally is worthwhile. =P
Yokohead > up.
Yokohead > Let me add up in that sentence.
Yokohead > up.
Yokohead > Let me add up in that sentence.
<Ysabelle> [ Ysabelle ] o/ we love you Wizzy
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] lol
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] hell i even love myself
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] but not every night, my skin isn't that flexible anymore
<Deathsoul> sick ppl
<wizzard66> ysabelle ffs
<wizzard66> ITS PRIVATE!!
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] lol
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] hell i even love myself
<Ysabelle> [ wizzard66 ] but not every night, my skin isn't that flexible anymore
<Deathsoul> sick ppl
<wizzard66> ysabelle ffs
<wizzard66> ITS PRIVATE!!
Farlander > I'm glad my gf is a gamer cause otherwise I would never touch a booby
The Slayer > rofl
The Slayer > we just said in alliance chat "enemy warped off with 50% armor" and he said in local "more like 75%"
The Slayer > we just said in alliance chat "enemy warped off with 50% armor" and he said in local "more like 75%"
WisdomLikeSilence > I spent a grand on booze in 06
Isorath > o_0
WisdomLikeSilence > it was HIGHLY expensive
WisdomLikeSilence > but i did wake up in some strange locations
...
WisdomLikeSilence > buying the devs rounds is... unwise.
Jason Edwards > do they take questions and give real answers?
WisdomLikeSilence > when drunk enough they say all kinds of surprising things
Isorath > o_0
WisdomLikeSilence > it was HIGHLY expensive
WisdomLikeSilence > but i did wake up in some strange locations
...
WisdomLikeSilence > buying the devs rounds is... unwise.
Jason Edwards > do they take questions and give real answers?
WisdomLikeSilence > when drunk enough they say all kinds of surprising things