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Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
OzaLoni > careful - mate rapiers are very good popping ceptors
Tamora > i got rapier'd the other day
Tamora > i still cant sit down properly
Tamora > boom boom tish
Mike Azariah > number one cause of ship loss, right thare, most dangerous pirate is Captain Morgan rum
(NTRabbit) we now cross live to Stavros, our correspondent in Iceland
(Stavros) FUCK U ALL
(NTRabbit) an insightful story there from Stavros
(NTRabbit) and now the weather
(Stavros) shit and grey
(Stavros) alot of grey
Bloodspoon > yesterday there were presentations in scientific communications class on space exploration and if its worth it
Bloodspoon > and they started talking about moon bases and shit
Bloodspoon > then mentioned all the 'minerals' in 'asteroids' and all we need to do is 'mine' them ...so i said under my breath 'fuckin carebears'
Par'Gellen > that awkward moment when you suddenly realize the last room in blood/angels WC is NOT angels...
Yasujiro Kaibara > Why hello there!
Overlord AmunRa > You have one of my containers what gives?
Yasujiro Kaibara > One of your containers? Oh, no no no. I have TWO of your containers.
Jacob Etienne > what the hell kind of pleasure hub has 50 janitors and a bunch of robot assembly modules in it?
Promon Delnai > one that builds robot hookers
Aberash > smart car?
Aberash > u must be mad!
Aberash > there the worst cars ever
Aberash > they tested em on top gear
Aberash > it could barely turn a corner at speed
Helena X > who on earth would try to corner at speed in a smart car
Aberash > for a laugh
Ander Ray > 07:49:48 Notify CONCORD Police Captain has started trying to warp scramble "Hammerhead I [AI0N](Hammerhead I)"
Ander Ray > no, Concord! Those Hammerheads are just victims in a violent world!
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