Ben Derindar > omg you have a Theo's Mum BPO?
res0nance > LOL
Theoraden > I guess i'll crack out the folder to every female in your family Cart
res0nance > nah i stole that one theo
res0nance > LOL
Theoraden > I guess i'll crack out the folder to every female in your family Cart
res0nance > nah i stole that one theo
Anubis Preasc > how do you quit a corp?
Compleeter > pod the CEO
Sandeep > right click yourself
RehcamretsneF > i read that as "go click yourself"
Compleeter > pod the CEO
Sandeep > right click yourself
RehcamretsneF > i read that as "go click yourself"
Koronakesh > Was driving home from mall with gf, and "I kissed a girl" came on the radio. About 30 seconds later, i realize she's staring at me with a weird look and that I've been singing the words to "I robbed a goon"
Onegai Oniisan > I have the distinct impression that this Vexor chasing me around lowsec is lieing to me when he says theres candy in his van...
Ravaun > Onegai-did he comment on how you got a purty mouf?
Onegai Oniisan > No but he did say he had roofie flavored icecream.
Ravaun > Oh yum ;)
Ravaun > Onegai-did he comment on how you got a purty mouf?
Onegai Oniisan > No but he did say he had roofie flavored icecream.
Ravaun > Oh yum ;)
Aesir Avatari > My missiles dont have names, they just say "To whom this may concern"
Anya Linnel > Wow. That's not swift at all. Mine say Stuff like "If you can read this, you're already dead." And "Say hello to your clone for me."
crimson 1 > lol
ShadowSkill > lol
Anya Linnel > Or If I get really bored one night "This torp cost 500 times less then your frigate, but It'll pop your ass."
Anya Linnel > Wow. That's not swift at all. Mine say Stuff like "If you can read this, you're already dead." And "Say hello to your clone for me."
crimson 1 > lol
ShadowSkill > lol
Anya Linnel > Or If I get really bored one night "This torp cost 500 times less then your frigate, but It'll pop your ass."
Lord's Servant > trying to find a legit WH
Onyxalia La'fiette > o.o
Onyxalia La'fiette > define legit
Onyxalia La'fiette > cuz if you want "legit" i know a wh with a candy van parked outside the exit
Lord's Servant > if u can show me that WH id appreciate it
Lord's Servant > I can bring some clowns with me ;)
Onyxalia La'fiette > its in my home system o.o
Onyxalia La'fiette > and dont be afraid....the candy van uses drakes as camoflage
Onyxalia La'fiette > so they look less threatening
Lord's Servant > orly?
Lord's Servant > plse show me :)
Lord's Servant > I have puppies
Lord's Servant > and candy
Onyxalia La'fiette > o.o
Onyxalia La'fiette > define legit
Onyxalia La'fiette > cuz if you want "legit" i know a wh with a candy van parked outside the exit
Lord's Servant > if u can show me that WH id appreciate it
Lord's Servant > I can bring some clowns with me ;)
Onyxalia La'fiette > its in my home system o.o
Onyxalia La'fiette > and dont be afraid....the candy van uses drakes as camoflage
Onyxalia La'fiette > so they look less threatening
Lord's Servant > orly?
Lord's Servant > plse show me :)
Lord's Servant > I have puppies
Lord's Servant > and candy
alpha charlie > whats going on in delta ops?
Gokil > heavy bs fleet
alpha charlie > what should i bring
Gokil > heavy bs
Gokil > heavy bs fleet
alpha charlie > what should i bring
Gokil > heavy bs
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Farscape Hw > i shot noobjuice to structure b4 he made it to the gate yesterday
Farscape Hw > odd he was up here though
Skull HsC > he was deliverying super stealthy secrets from GMs...
Farscape Hw > lol
Tolin Dorden > damn.... and we missed out lootin those pr0n holoreels
Tolin Dorden > ..and here was me hoping to get a holoreel of oveur naked....
Farscape Hw > odd he was up here though
Skull HsC > he was deliverying super stealthy secrets from GMs...
Farscape Hw > lol
Tolin Dorden > damn.... and we missed out lootin those pr0n holoreels
Tolin Dorden > ..and here was me hoping to get a holoreel of oveur naked....
Vendrin > damn it, why won't my agentr give me some offers worth something
Talaris EveningStar > Because they hate you as much as they hate me.
Talaris EveningStar > Unless their expression of love is sending me into Serpentis/Guristas warzones to die in the crossfire of the two pirate nations.
Talaris EveningStar > Then they <i>worship </i>me
Talaris EveningStar > o/
Talaris EveningStar > Because they hate you as much as they hate me.
Talaris EveningStar > Unless their expression of love is sending me into Serpentis/Guristas warzones to die in the crossfire of the two pirate nations.
Talaris EveningStar > Then they <i>worship </i>me
Talaris EveningStar > o/