Gammus Arterius > RAH RAH
Gammus Arterius > AHAHA
Gammus Arterius > ROMA
Gammus Arterius > ROMAMA
Gammus Arterius > GAGA
Gammus Arterius > OH LALA
Gammus Arterius > A BAD ROMANCE!!
Voddick > please never do that again
Gammus Arterius > GAGA combo is complete, the world ends at midnight
Gammus Arterius > AHAHA
Gammus Arterius > ROMA
Gammus Arterius > ROMAMA
Gammus Arterius > GAGA
Gammus Arterius > OH LALA
Gammus Arterius > A BAD ROMANCE!!
Voddick > please never do that again
Gammus Arterius > GAGA combo is complete, the world ends at midnight
Uzazi Spellgazer > Du er så grim at du gør blinde børn bange You are so ugly you scare blind children
Endis > SurionPT in bwf
Endis > in a badger outside the bwf station
Jago Kain > badger!!! badger!!!!........
Jago Kain > we don' need no steenkin' badger
Endis > someone kill him
Endis > in a badger outside the bwf station
Jago Kain > badger!!! badger!!!!........
Jago Kain > we don' need no steenkin' badger
Endis > someone kill him
Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Cayenne Turbo > /emote buries his CNR wreck
Cayenne Turbo > r.i.p. cnr
Cayenne Turbo > 2010-2011
Aeon Tom > not 2011 yets!
Cayenne Turbo > rounding up :P
Cayenne Turbo > WELL I LOST A CNR !!!! ! ! !!!
Aeon Tom > oooo la-de-da for you :P
Cayenne Turbo > i could buy 4 moar hulks
Cayenne Turbo > :P
Aeon Tom > why would you need 4 more?
Cayenne Turbo > i just measure isk with hulks
Cayenne Turbo > :P
Crystaleyz > /emote facepalm
Elo Num > wow ..
Elo Num > no comment there ..
Cayenne Turbo > cmon not that exciting
Cayenne Turbo > /emote uses hulks as toilet paper
Cayenne Turbo > /emote then reprocesses them
Cayenne Turbo > now that would be exciting
Cayenne Turbo > r.i.p. cnr
Cayenne Turbo > 2010-2011
Aeon Tom > not 2011 yets!
Cayenne Turbo > rounding up :P
Cayenne Turbo > WELL I LOST A CNR !!!! ! ! !!!
Aeon Tom > oooo la-de-da for you :P
Cayenne Turbo > i could buy 4 moar hulks
Cayenne Turbo > :P
Aeon Tom > why would you need 4 more?
Cayenne Turbo > i just measure isk with hulks
Cayenne Turbo > :P
Crystaleyz > /emote facepalm
Elo Num > wow ..
Elo Num > no comment there ..
Cayenne Turbo > cmon not that exciting
Cayenne Turbo > /emote uses hulks as toilet paper
Cayenne Turbo > /emote then reprocesses them
Cayenne Turbo > now that would be exciting
My'sn > Iv'e been to evegate... there aint nothing out there... not even a giftshop
ShadowMaiden > what about those condoms with anaesthetic on the inside
Merii Kha'sen > inside
Merii Kha'sen > or outside?
ShadowMaiden > makes you numb to prevent premature cumming
Merii Kha'sen > I'd be a dick tho
Merii Kha'sen > and put it on inside out
ShadowMaiden > you can wear then inside out and you dont have to wake anyone up
SilentHunter13 > thats going on omgrawr
Merii Kha'sen > inside
Merii Kha'sen > or outside?
ShadowMaiden > makes you numb to prevent premature cumming
Merii Kha'sen > I'd be a dick tho
Merii Kha'sen > and put it on inside out
ShadowMaiden > you can wear then inside out and you dont have to wake anyone up
SilentHunter13 > thats going on omgrawr
Impact > well I like sister as well cause they arent belinging to any faction
Garth Alwin > they are
Garth Alwin > gallente/minmatar
Impact > they arent showing any of the allaince flags when I click ont hem
Garth Alwin > they dont belong to any faction but they do raise gallente/minmatar faction
Garth Alwin > from their storylines
Impact > yeh ^_^
Garth Alwin > the sisters are basically your everyday sexually repressed, and very horny, nuns
Impact > oooooo me likey!
Impact > ME LIKEY!
Impact > lol
Garth Alwin > the free thinking and liberal gallente help them get their rocks off with their sauve ways and fine dining
Garth Alwin > and the horny sisters also have a penchant for bondage and leather
Garth Alwin > hence the minmatar connection
Impact > O_o
Garth Alwin > well, everyone likes a little enslaving now and again
Garth Alwin > they are
Garth Alwin > gallente/minmatar
Impact > they arent showing any of the allaince flags when I click ont hem
Garth Alwin > they dont belong to any faction but they do raise gallente/minmatar faction
Garth Alwin > from their storylines
Impact > yeh ^_^
Garth Alwin > the sisters are basically your everyday sexually repressed, and very horny, nuns
Impact > oooooo me likey!
Impact > ME LIKEY!
Impact > lol
Garth Alwin > the free thinking and liberal gallente help them get their rocks off with their sauve ways and fine dining
Garth Alwin > and the horny sisters also have a penchant for bondage and leather
Garth Alwin > hence the minmatar connection
Impact > O_o
Garth Alwin > well, everyone likes a little enslaving now and again
Araka Nisuwa > yep, you're right
Khalimera > don't say that
Araka Nisuwa > say what?
Khalimera > you just don't say to a Frenchman that he is right
Khalimera > very bad for my ego
Khalimera > don't say that
Araka Nisuwa > say what?
Khalimera > you just don't say to a Frenchman that he is right
Khalimera > very bad for my ego
Talon ferez > hmm sounds like you have probs both in and out of game :(
Karn Sadi > Hah!
Karn Sadi > if problems where the diffinition of the bacon baking on my back, i'd be happy
Talon ferez > awwwww
Talon ferez > /emote hugs Karn
Atandros > /emote eats the bacon.
Karn Sadi > Hah!
Karn Sadi > if problems where the diffinition of the bacon baking on my back, i'd be happy
Talon ferez > awwwww
Talon ferez > /emote hugs Karn
Atandros > /emote eats the bacon.