<PepsiTab> Dano can blow himself, and take pictures.
<Dano> if i could blow myself i wouldnt be fucking sitting on IRC
<Dano> if i could blow myself i wouldnt be fucking sitting on IRC
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
ssbn732 > guth, nice corp title
Guth > o
ssbn732 > I would guess you go to /d/ too?
PhoNaK > Guth you have 15,000 bounty
Guth > my CEO is pissed at me
PhoNaK > lolwut
Guth > I raged my CEO cause he uses Desktop speakers
Dr Zakalwe > ah, sweet
Guth > and he left his ventrilo on while fucking this woman
ssbn732 > lol
ssbn732 > o god
Lordofdarkness13 > haha
Guth > and I dragged him up and yelled out FUCK HER GOOD, MARK
ssbn732 > LOL!
PhoNaK > That is win.
Dr Zakalwe > win
ssbn732 > omgrawring dat
Guth > That was 4 days ago now
Dr Zakalwe > wtf does he expect anyway
Guth > he still won't say anything besides "fuck you" to me on vent
Guth > o
ssbn732 > I would guess you go to /d/ too?
PhoNaK > Guth you have 15,000 bounty
Guth > my CEO is pissed at me
PhoNaK > lolwut
Guth > I raged my CEO cause he uses Desktop speakers
Dr Zakalwe > ah, sweet
Guth > and he left his ventrilo on while fucking this woman
ssbn732 > lol
ssbn732 > o god
Lordofdarkness13 > haha
Guth > and I dragged him up and yelled out FUCK HER GOOD, MARK
ssbn732 > LOL!
PhoNaK > That is win.
Dr Zakalwe > win
ssbn732 > omgrawring dat
Guth > That was 4 days ago now
Dr Zakalwe > wtf does he expect anyway
Guth > he still won't say anything besides "fuck you" to me on vent
Amaterasu Mikoto > what would you do with a region? =P
Verone > i'd develop spacewhales tbh
Verone > and let them breed in asteroid belts
Verone > yas, pink ones and blue ones
Verone > with one flipper bigger than the other so they float in circles
Verone > ^_^
Verone > i'd develop spacewhales tbh
Verone > and let them breed in asteroid belts
Verone > yas, pink ones and blue ones
Verone > with one flipper bigger than the other so they float in circles
Verone > ^_^
Overlord Faleron > can i have my ship back please
Overlord Faleron > i accidentally put myself inside you
Overlord Faleron > now i cant getmy ship out
Luigi Thirty > that's gross
Overlord Faleron > im inside jouni and i cant get out
Overlord Faleron > but srsly i put my ship in naomis archon now i can't get it out
Overlord Faleron > i accidentally put myself inside you
Overlord Faleron > now i cant getmy ship out
Luigi Thirty > that's gross
Overlord Faleron > im inside jouni and i cant get out
Overlord Faleron > but srsly i put my ship in naomis archon now i can't get it out
Fafer > evening guys
Mishal > hi fafer
Zinndahr > hey Fafwe
Zinndahr > hey Fafer
Zinndahr > 8)
Zinndahr > sowwy, I had my mouth full
Zinndahr > 8p
Mishal > Zinn that just sounded wrong!
Zinndahr > only in your head it does, Mishal
Mishal > hi fafer
Zinndahr > hey Fafwe
Zinndahr > hey Fafer
Zinndahr > 8)
Zinndahr > sowwy, I had my mouth full
Zinndahr > 8p
Mishal > Zinn that just sounded wrong!
Zinndahr > only in your head it does, Mishal
Ezekiel Nailo > wow you really can find anything on the internet
Milon Pendragon > Yep. You can find anything, except a life
Liet Traep > Atandros!
Liet Traep > Atandros um are you okay? I saw this http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/3956 and I was worried about ya.
Posh Jon > looool
Liet Traep > he doesn't answer. Perhaps he's a bit embarrassed?
Posh Jon > I like it personally :D
Atandros > Embarrassed? Oh God, you have no idea
Atandros > I <i>so </i>should have had my teddy on and not the negligee
Atandros > Oh well :(
Posh Jon > rawr!!!
Davien Kaahtt > /emote blinks
Atandros > Don't worry Liet, I know what a lingerie faux pas it was
Posh Jon > You could borrow my beaded thong :)
Atandros > Why thank you. Now there's an idea
Liet Traep > Atandros um are you okay? I saw this http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/3956 and I was worried about ya.
Posh Jon > looool
Liet Traep > he doesn't answer. Perhaps he's a bit embarrassed?
Posh Jon > I like it personally :D
Atandros > Embarrassed? Oh God, you have no idea
Atandros > I <i>so </i>should have had my teddy on and not the negligee
Atandros > Oh well :(
Posh Jon > rawr!!!
Davien Kaahtt > /emote blinks
Atandros > Don't worry Liet, I know what a lingerie faux pas it was
Posh Jon > You could borrow my beaded thong :)
Atandros > Why thank you. Now there's an idea
Centinel 6 > but when she said edible creams......I knew I was staying the night
Knuck > I am going to grief these serpentis fuckers until they quit eve
Knuck > just you watch
Iynara Maeral > hahaha
Knuck > I'll come back tomorrow and they'll all be in velators
Iynara Maeral > XDXD
Yuki Li > lol
Knuck > just you watch
Iynara Maeral > hahaha
Knuck > I'll come back tomorrow and they'll all be in velators
Iynara Maeral > XDXD
Yuki Li > lol