(@HellGremlin) My finger was just on fire
(@HellGremlin) Was pouring gas into the lawnmower
(@HellGremlin) Decided to have a smoke right after
(Grey_Loki) Did it hurt?
(@HellGremlin) No I freaked and put it out right away by flailing my hand really fast and shrieking like a woman
(@PepsiTab) lol
(@PepsiTab) Atleast you handled it in a dignified manner.
(@HellGremlin) This was on my front lawn of course, so people saw
(@PepsiTab) Scratch that ;/
(@PepsiTab) I was assuming nobody saw you.
(@HellGremlin) No no, I'm not that lucky
(@HellGremlin) Was pouring gas into the lawnmower
(@HellGremlin) Decided to have a smoke right after
(Grey_Loki) Did it hurt?
(@HellGremlin) No I freaked and put it out right away by flailing my hand really fast and shrieking like a woman
(@PepsiTab) lol
(@PepsiTab) Atleast you handled it in a dignified manner.
(@HellGremlin) This was on my front lawn of course, so people saw
(@PepsiTab) Scratch that ;/
(@PepsiTab) I was assuming nobody saw you.
(@HellGremlin) No no, I'm not that lucky
Retnor Kilani > 5 days for survey
Retnor Kilani > after I get that I an use the good probes
Wuhu > anal probes?
Wuhu > you need anal probing lvl 4
Wuhu > before they nerf it
Retnor Kilani > advanced anal probing
Wuhu > to use tch 2 anal probe
Retnor Kilani > absolutely
Wuhu > 10% better probe-ability
starius3 > dont forgot level 3 anal probing turret
Rhayne > lol
Retnor Kilani > and pick me up a dread guristas dark anal probe on escrow
Wuhu > get probe efficency for faster probing
Retnor Kilani > prolly cost me about 150 mil
Retnor Kilani > yup
Retnor Kilani > after I get that I an use the good probes
Wuhu > anal probes?
Wuhu > you need anal probing lvl 4
Wuhu > before they nerf it
Retnor Kilani > advanced anal probing
Wuhu > to use tch 2 anal probe
Retnor Kilani > absolutely
Wuhu > 10% better probe-ability
starius3 > dont forgot level 3 anal probing turret
Rhayne > lol
Retnor Kilani > and pick me up a dread guristas dark anal probe on escrow
Wuhu > get probe efficency for faster probing
Retnor Kilani > prolly cost me about 150 mil
Retnor Kilani > yup
Tristan Acoma > Really? I assumed that when an actually attractive couple joins a swinging scene they are quickly swarmed by the bourgeois walruses of perversion and suffocated.
Fix Lag> The layoffs will continue until subscription numbers improve.
Count Basie > I am really starting to regret having vent on speaker
Count Basie > once you sent the phrase 'masturbational circumference' out the window and onto the city streets, all bets are off
Count Basie > once you sent the phrase 'masturbational circumference' out the window and onto the city streets, all bets are off
Aislinn Phalanx > VETO public chat. Sorta like Mos Eisley without all the Banta poop.
ToG > HAHAHA
ToG > I was cruising around empire in my pod
ToG > when a battleship wartarget warped in
Chrystin Doxalia > what's so funny about that?
ToG > Took about 15 shots at me and didn 30 shield damage
Chrystin Doxalia > ahh, that explains it
Pacala > lol
ToG > I can just imagine the guys frustration
ToG > I was cruising around empire in my pod
ToG > when a battleship wartarget warped in
Chrystin Doxalia > what's so funny about that?
ToG > Took about 15 shots at me and didn 30 shield damage
Chrystin Doxalia > ahh, that explains it
Pacala > lol
ToG > I can just imagine the guys frustration
T'ulsy T'san > how do we live without drones in R/L????
OneT > lol
Villster > thats why you get married and have kids :P
OneT > lol
Villster > but then u have "docking" issues :P
OneT > lol
Villster > thats why you get married and have kids :P
OneT > lol
Villster > but then u have "docking" issues :P
Baltaer > I had a Sergeant yell that when we entered a house in Iraq, lol. "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!" Best part is, they understood it and thought it was funny lol
Sugar x > lol...destroy the industrials & bring there shipment to base for inspection....and what is this high-tech shipment that we must meet & inspect....40 m3 of constructions blocks
Sugar x > "yup, that there is a block, you can see by examining its rectangular shape"
Sugar x > "yup, that there is a block, you can see by examining its rectangular shape"