AT3 CROSS > o Lupin
Lupin XII > do i know you?
AT3 CROSS > I'm your consious
Lupin XII > nah, never heard of it
Lupin XII > do i know you?
AT3 CROSS > I'm your consious
Lupin XII > nah, never heard of it
Flangaran Soobichi > I have a mega ready to go, but I need the friggin skills for tit.
Wyldchylde > i have great tit skills
Arlene Aubaris > So do I, but only on this alt
Arlene Aubaris > My other acount as 'other' skills
Wyldchylde > Nipple Hardening 5 is 21 days
Wyldchylde > i have great tit skills
Arlene Aubaris > So do I, but only on this alt
Arlene Aubaris > My other acount as 'other' skills
Wyldchylde > Nipple Hardening 5 is 21 days
EVE System > Channel changed to Stetille Local Channel
EL Bato > im looking for girls that talk dirty!
EL Bato > lol, j/k
Jo ontherun > bacteria
Jo ontherun > ecoli
EL Bato > yes thats it girl
EL Bato > oh yeah
EL Bato > lol
Caleene > lol
EL Bato > is that all u got?
Jo ontherun > mud
EL Bato > im looking for girls that talk dirty!
EL Bato > lol, j/k
Jo ontherun > bacteria
Jo ontherun > ecoli
EL Bato > yes thats it girl
EL Bato > oh yeah
EL Bato > lol
Caleene > lol
EL Bato > is that all u got?
Jo ontherun > mud
lanyaie > they can nerf everything in eve but they can't nerf stupid.
While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Magic Trev > ok well im off to buy everything in the local offliscence
Magic Trev > catch you fags later .o/
Laocoon > ??????????
Laocoon > like hell could you get served lol
Magic Trev > trev is teh pwn
Magic Trev > course i can
Laocoon > . . .
Magic Trev > ok ok my mums comeing with me
Magic Trev > happy?
Magic Trev > catch you fags later .o/
Laocoon > ??????????
Laocoon > like hell could you get served lol
Magic Trev > trev is teh pwn
Magic Trev > course i can
Laocoon > . . .
Magic Trev > ok ok my mums comeing with me
Magic Trev > happy?
Sonreir > I had a +5 memoery implant, but I forgot where I put it.
<kieron> I is teh l4m3
Ciarente > I find the idea of caldari porn vaguely disturbing
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
Talking about the XL Minmatar turrets
Grimpak>minnies now went from the WV-sized shell shot by the 1400mm to a 6-barreled gun that shoots 6 pickup trucks at the same time and a 4-barreled gun that shoots 4 trucks at the same time.
Grimpak>minnies now went from the WV-sized shell shot by the 1400mm to a 6-barreled gun that shoots 6 pickup trucks at the same time and a 4-barreled gun that shoots 4 trucks at the same time.