Etienne Milo > why am I a small dot when I'm undicking?
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Kondorssonsson > soft orca, warm orca, little ball of trit', happy orca, sleepy orca, pew pew pew
EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Atoa > WTB: "get out of jita free" card
Atoa > WTB: "get out of jita free" card
Eagle0sucks > YARRRR
Eagle05 > come here little clone of mine and let me snack yo ass!
Alazais > /emote points and laughs at Eagles twin
Eagle0sucks > you want to snack my ass?
Eagle0sucks > ...like lick it and stuff?
Quentin Decker > snack... damn, worst typo ever
Quentin Decker > Or at least I hope it was a typo o.O
Eagle05 > come here little clone of mine and let me snack yo ass!
Alazais > /emote points and laughs at Eagles twin
Eagle0sucks > you want to snack my ass?
Eagle0sucks > ...like lick it and stuff?
Quentin Decker > snack... damn, worst typo ever
Quentin Decker > Or at least I hope it was a typo o.O
Zo5o > ...we have a 14 year old fc'ing
Zo5o > honestly i see this ending badly but we'll see
Zo5o > honestly i see this ending badly but we'll see
Deepeh> MASS denied because they didn't want to be associated with pirates or that it made them look bad or something, and that's where the story ends! Everyone logs off, goes mining, or starts to spontaneously wank themselves into oblivion.
Conmen > and the megaman roam will BEGIN!
CAAN0N > megaman roam?
Tertiacero > is that where you start with a single gun and add a mod from every ship you kill?
CAAN0N > omg
CAAN0N > lets so do that
CAAN0N > megaman roam?
Tertiacero > is that where you start with a single gun and add a mod from every ship you kill?
CAAN0N > omg
CAAN0N > lets so do that
Sky Shadow > I just put a 3 billion isk bpo on escrow for 300 million isk because I was lagging, please tell me how to get it off?
Mucko > at some point PVP and empire building is the only fun in the game :)
Simon Stonecharger > yuppers
Mucko > and at some point you realize that's not fun either but you're addicted
Mucko > at which point you start shitposting on kugu and achieve bittervet status
Mucko > and eventually they find you in an alley behind your house clutching a pda with your trade orders on it :(
Simon Stonecharger > yuppers
Mucko > and at some point you realize that's not fun either but you're addicted
Mucko > at which point you start shitposting on kugu and achieve bittervet status
Mucko > and eventually they find you in an alley behind your house clutching a pda with your trade orders on it :(