starfrog > fingers off my drones!!
Clara Mismer > space must be a truelly lonely place if someone is fingering drones
Clara Mismer > space must be a truelly lonely place if someone is fingering drones
McBarnacle > http://www.clyde-space.com/cubesat_shop
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
Gritt Pebbledasher > ohnoes
Gritt Pebbledasher > i can't go with a facial all night
Gritt Pebbledasher > i can't go with a facial all night
Veren > BSing is boring!
Elsebeth Rhiannon > wanna come here and switch to a POSprey?
Veren > No!
Veren > BSing is awesome!
Elsebeth Rhiannon > wanna come here and switch to a POSprey?
Veren > No!
Veren > BSing is awesome!
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kurupt21O > thgre should be one big fight against caldari minimar gallente and amarr.... omg who would win???
Guhmar > Chuck NOrris
Guhmar > sorry, I coudln't resist
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Guhmar: that is off-topic, and also out of season, chuck norris jokes are old
Junzou > Chuck Norris jokes are never old
Jai Zen > Chuck Norris jokes are never old!
Junzou > The only person who says chuck Norris jokes are old is Chuck Norris
Junzou > who can say*
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Junzou: still off topic, and that logic would make me chuck norris, and as chuck norris i command you to get back on topic
kurupt21O > thgre should be one big fight against caldari minimar gallente and amarr.... omg who would win???
Guhmar > Chuck NOrris
Guhmar > sorry, I coudln't resist
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Guhmar: that is off-topic, and also out of season, chuck norris jokes are old
Junzou > Chuck Norris jokes are never old
Jai Zen > Chuck Norris jokes are never old!
Junzou > The only person who says chuck Norris jokes are old is Chuck Norris
Junzou > who can say*
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Junzou: still off topic, and that logic would make me chuck norris, and as chuck norris i command you to get back on topic
<@Thrak> best sex of my life, I lasted like 3 seconds
<@Thrak> she wasn't impressed
<@Thrak> she wasn't impressed
Aberash > Loser of the Day:
LGL-SD VII - Moon 1
eXceed Inc.
4038 points
Aberash > lol
Taniell > we need to kick that moon out of ixc, he ruins our kb efficiency
Fitz Chivalry > wtf was he doing mining without watching local
LGL-SD VII - Moon 1
eXceed Inc.
4038 points
Aberash > lol
Taniell > we need to kick that moon out of ixc, he ruins our kb efficiency
Fitz Chivalry > wtf was he doing mining without watching local
Kronic Offender > According to CCP math, spawns are set up like this: Spawn Time = random number X the number of revolutions of a gerbil wheel driven by a crazed gerbil on steroids and coffee / number of people attempting to log on during downtime
Karkian > "This mission is of utmost importance to the Gallente Federation, and would not go unnoticed in the world."
Karkian > every time i've been offered a mission like that via eve mail it's been something like "My friend, on the other side of the galaxy, is in urgent need of this jar of jam for his morning toast"
Karkian > every time i've been offered a mission like that via eve mail it's been something like "My friend, on the other side of the galaxy, is in urgent need of this jar of jam for his morning toast"
TAYKARRAH > y are you all awake?
Aiyeeta Beaver > tay, swing that judgemental pendulum the other way and ask yourself this: wtf are you doing awake?
TAYKARRAH > i had to go pick up my kids...thats y im awake
Aiyeeta Beaver > I see an awful lot of typing an a lot less "back to bed I go"
TAYKARRAH > well i have 4 monsters that are awake so i have to be awake other wise i will have a natural disaster in my house
Aiyeeta Beaver > not if you put them into a cage match against each other, winner gets dessert.... they'll fight till they pass out...
Aiyeeta Beaver > tay, swing that judgemental pendulum the other way and ask yourself this: wtf are you doing awake?
TAYKARRAH > i had to go pick up my kids...thats y im awake
Aiyeeta Beaver > I see an awful lot of typing an a lot less "back to bed I go"
TAYKARRAH > well i have 4 monsters that are awake so i have to be awake other wise i will have a natural disaster in my house
Aiyeeta Beaver > not if you put them into a cage match against each other, winner gets dessert.... they'll fight till they pass out...