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Aruni > anyone looking to buy a miner?
Frank Ernaga > Hi
Frank Ernaga > any chars for sale?
Aruni > you lookingg to buy a miner?
Nolak Ataru > Pretty sure buying minors isnt allowed
Aruni > excuse me?
Aruni > oh
fmercury > i'm flying 3 cdfe right now
Taudia > cdfe?
fmercury > cock defense field extenders
Taudia > Ah
Taudia > ...I don't even think I have a cock defence field on this thing
fmercury > well there's your problem right there
fmercury > a big naked muscular dude with an erection comes running at you, what are you going to do
Taudia > Be out-cocked....?
fmercury > yes
fmercury > also raped
Taudia > Damn
Taudia > It's the sex part of the rape that really sucks
Taudia > Who the hell makes a spaceship without a codpiece anyway
db T > well, we're still about 1200 people short of being jita, but at least we got the scams in place.
Kesper North > We're not reprocessing titans. One, they cannot dock. Two, that's retarded.
HerrFaul > i love being a carebear again
HerrFaul > i didn't really just write that did i?
HerrFaul > I'm so ashamed of myself
HerrFaul > :(
Trevedian> how old is she?
Vegeta> 30 I think
Trevedian> damn that is old.. i usually try to date women between 11-16
Vegeta> same
Argus Sorn > this guy has his nidhoggur up my ass
Argus Sorn > it's making me uncomfortable
<Kanin> I can handle 3 screens while mining or ratting, not enough going on, but drop two of them into a POS and the framerate will go downhill at an alarming rate. Fuck CCP :colbert:
<Randolph> Starmap mode + overview targeting? It'll be just like mudding!<Kanin> It is dark outside the POS. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
<Randolph> You see here: A Nyx named Glory to BoB. Twenty HACs.
<Kanin> > pew pew nyx
<Kanin> < Your modules are already attempting to activate. Please wait.
<Randolph> Let's see if I remember... "The Nyx screams, 'BANZAI! DEATH TO THE UNBELEIVER!'"
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Randolph> YOU are DYING! Flee?
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF. You are dead.
<Kanin> > Warp Pod
<Kanin> < Command "Warp" not available when you are in a station.
<Randolph> Would You Like Your Possessions Identified? [Y|N|Q]
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<traaaf|Lenid> > Petition
<Randolph> What would you like Petitioned?
<Kanin> < [GM Sunshine] > The server logs show nothing. Petition denied.
<Randolph> You don't see that here.
<traaaf|Lenid> > escalate
<Randolph> I don't recognize the command "Escalate."
<NaidiremAh`pla> threadnaught
<Randolph> *** FUCK GOONS ***
<Kanin> < Your account has been banned [FUCK GOONS]. Thank you for playing EVE Online!
Dr Draconian > afk 5 min
J4m Z > <-- bored
Thut'ankh Amon > <-- dloading movie
xeom > <---- porn
Wampakiller > hey ladies, what's happening?
J4m Z > xeom is typing with his left hand
Borgholio > ooooo....they're making a Star Trek MMO
MsRx7 > your kidding
MrRx7 > wow that does sound cool
MsRx7 > Borg you can be my first officer :p
Borgholio > Screw that. I'll be The Borg, of course.
Keri Brooks > and me? Smiley
MsRx7 > doctor?
Keri Brooks > Can i be the counselor? I always wanted to be sexy and only there for the amusement of others, offering no tangetable reason to be on the bridge of a combat vessel
Borgholio > Keri can be a hologram.
Borgholio > That way we can turn him off at will.
MsRx7 > yes!
Annya Avishnaya > LOL
Annya Avishnaya > yes!
MsRx7 > quote of the day
Annya Avishnaya > borg wins corp chat today
Keri Brooks > Haters.. you are all haters...
MsRx7 > yes
XeroII > *Torpedo slams into hull* Captain, i sense hostility.
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