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holdan > wth, my tempest isnt at its station...
Scottey > hi khol
Kholdan > hey
Virisech > try reprimanding it, kholdan
Kholdan > repremanding?
Tolin Dorden > slap it hard and call it a bad tempest
Fred Colon > nobby been stealing tempests again
Kholdan > I cant, it disappeared
Scottey > lol
Tolin Dorden > tried callin out it's name loud ? repeatedly?
Tolin Dorden > wave a roll of duct tape around?
Tolin Dorden > usually works on minnie ships
Scottey > RRRRRRRRRRRR
Scottey > tolin u must die for that
Tolin Dorden > cool
Kholdan > god im an idiot
Kholdan > I put it on escrow lol
Kholdan > ...still way too early :p
Fred Colon > lol
Kale Ryoko > I'm not much one for transluscent dress-wear, large Atandros like foreheads and having to ecm my own corp-mates so I can dock when they're around <3 o/
Atandros > But you said my forehead was big, curvy and sexy. :'(
Kale Ryoko > It is sweetheart, but only on you <3
Atandros > <3
* Shintoko Akahoshi strokes Atandros' forehead > Your forehead is so sexy, baby
Atandros > Yeah, those Klingons got nothin' on me
Skirge > One night I stayed up with my old ceo
Skirge > All night
Skirge > Flying cepters deep into enemy 0.0
Skirge > Well
Skirge > Till about 9am
Skirge > I was so tired, I couldnt be fucked flying back
Skirge > But I didnt want to log out there and deal with flying the 50+ jumps back home the next day either
Skirge > Set my autopilot to our POS system
Skirge > Went to bed In hostile 0.0
Skirge > I woke up the next day, sitting on the gate in my intercepter, in the POS system
Skirge > I was shocked
<wizzard66> OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
<wizzard66> YES YES
<wizzard66> YES
<wizzard66> YES
<wizzard66> OMG OMG YES YES
<wizzard66> YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
<wizzard66> thats the problem with eve downtime. You watch pron and then you see its all alike..
<Griff|gone> that how u sound when u cum wiz? :p
<wizzard66> ehm nope
<wizzard66> im to old for that
<wizzard66> i cum in powderform
<Griff|gone> lolol
<wizzard66> omgrawr this and ill kick you from corp
<Drahkas> i bought ice cream... im gonna let it sit on my desk and melt because i forgot that i don't have a freezer
Vengeful Hraptor > Id like to trust you but
Vengeful Hraptor > I can't
Vengeful Hraptor > I feel something is wrong in our relationship
Jeinvay Kunsu > you think it might be you?
Shova'k > lol
Vengeful Hraptor > what?
Jeinvay Kunsu > or the half dead raccoon in your trunk?
Vengeful Hraptor > fml
Vengeful Hraptor > wrong chat
Fawcks > owned
The Bazzalisk > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
The Bazzalisk > brilliant
Fawcks > EVE RELATIONSHIP
<@Samiloth> It must be disturbing living on planets and seeing ships warp right through you.
Taerin Marcellus > not fair, our last ceo let us see him nude...
Johnny Disco > mole. if you are mexican why do you speak spanish?
El Mole > que?
Johnny Disco > ah, like faulty towers
Kage Getsu > because they speak spanish in mexico?
Trina Tron > LOL
Kage Getsu > and south america
Trina Tron > man your slow
Johnny Disco > why don't they speak mexican
Johnny Disco > can't they afford it
Trina Tron > becuse mexicans not a launges you uneducated twit
Andreus Ixiris > A normal person, when in a hole, stops digging.
Andreus Ixiris > When Star Fraction's in a hole, they say "Keep digging! China's got to be here somewhere!"
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