Khellias> If a psychiatrist ever checks the corp chat logs, we're doomed.
Rilewedge > were doomed I tell you doomed
Rilewedge > IAC will not sell us beer
Illystin De'Vir > NoooooOOOOOOO!!!!
Rilewedge > they are willing to sell us something called wine?
Rilewedge > IAC will not sell us beer
Illystin De'Vir > NoooooOOOOOOO!!!!
Rilewedge > they are willing to sell us something called wine?
Gturtle > the firend I've got playing eve is in my dorm room, playing eve
Gturtle > it's two in the morning
Geisha Jang > lol! u've made an addict!!! :D
Geisha Jang > ahah
Gturtle > I want sleep >_>
Geisha Jang > go sleep then! >.<
Gturtle > He's in my room -.-
Monev TheGale > engineer a random power failure
Monev TheGale > or just start striping naked.
Monev TheGale > he'll either leave, or do things you might enjoy anyway.
Gturtle > it's two in the morning
Geisha Jang > lol! u've made an addict!!! :D
Geisha Jang > ahah
Gturtle > I want sleep >_>
Geisha Jang > go sleep then! >.<
Gturtle > He's in my room -.-
Monev TheGale > engineer a random power failure
Monev TheGale > or just start striping naked.
Monev TheGale > he'll either leave, or do things you might enjoy anyway.
Emiug > i take it back on what i said about that amarr ship looking teh shitty
Gronsak > who gives a shit what it looks like
Emiug > me
Gronsak > the bonouses on the ships and the slot layout is wh counts
Emiug > gron
Will Tippin > me too
Will Tippin > design is important
Emiug > would you fly around in a ship that WAS a giant penis
Gronsak > ofcourse
Gronsak > so when i kill someone
Gronsak > i can say "in your mouth" :P
Gronsak > who gives a shit what it looks like
Emiug > me
Gronsak > the bonouses on the ships and the slot layout is wh counts
Emiug > gron
Will Tippin > me too
Will Tippin > design is important
Emiug > would you fly around in a ship that WAS a giant penis
Gronsak > ofcourse
Gronsak > so when i kill someone
Gronsak > i can say "in your mouth" :P
lilbc > DAMN D2 IS ATTACKING ME
Alexandra Shurk > LILBC, STOP TALKING TO THE
HOSTILES IN LOCAL.
lilbc > IM NOT
lilbc > OH SHIT THOSE ARE BAD GUYS
lilbc > FUCK
Elmicker > ....
lilbc > I DONT KNOW
lilbc > IM EATING RICE
lilbc > LEAVE ME ALONE
Alexandra Shurk > LILBC, STOP TALKING TO THE
HOSTILES IN LOCAL.
lilbc > IM NOT
lilbc > OH SHIT THOSE ARE BAD GUYS
lilbc > FUCK
Elmicker > ....
lilbc > I DONT KNOW
lilbc > IM EATING RICE
lilbc > LEAVE ME ALONE
Azia Burgi > according to einstein its like a big rubber sheet
Azia Burgi > with weights on it
Azia Burgi > or something
Omantus > oh. not like the rubber sheet on my bed then
Azia Burgi > TMI! TMI!!!!!
Pegasus TG > err, no
Omantus > whew. would hate to think I was sometimes pi**ing all over the universe
Azia Burgi > the bigger the weight (celestial body) the more it distorts the rubber sheet (space-time continuum)
Pegasus TG > works for the bed too
Omantus > ....
Omantus > u calling me fat Azia?
Pegasus TG > hmm
Azia Burgi > no comment
Omantus > :(
Azia Burgi > "your so fat you warp time and space!"
Omantus > ....
Monty Haul > Rubber sheet analogy is no good; it presupposes a force
Omantus > is gravity not a force?
Azia Burgi > but it works when explaining stuff to physics n00bs
Monty Haul > Gravity is obviously a force. A rubber sheet is not a good description
Morat Starhopper > rubber sheet was to explain gravity forces
Pegasus TG > actually I think rubber sheet was on his bed
Monty Haul > Haha!
Monty Haul > Score
Morat Starhopper > that wasnt mentioned at school
Azia Burgi > well until they invent a 3D rubber sheet to demonstrate how gravity distorts space i'm sticking to the 2d rubber sheet
Azia Burgi > no wait!
Pegasus TG > lol
Azia Burgi > ignore the last line
Omantus > ewwww
Azia Burgi > /emote shudderrs
Pegasus TG > too late, way too late
Azia Burgi > i feel dirty now...
Pegasus TG > rofl
Azia Burgi > with weights on it
Azia Burgi > or something
Omantus > oh. not like the rubber sheet on my bed then
Azia Burgi > TMI! TMI!!!!!
Pegasus TG > err, no
Omantus > whew. would hate to think I was sometimes pi**ing all over the universe
Azia Burgi > the bigger the weight (celestial body) the more it distorts the rubber sheet (space-time continuum)
Pegasus TG > works for the bed too
Omantus > ....
Omantus > u calling me fat Azia?
Pegasus TG > hmm
Azia Burgi > no comment
Omantus > :(
Azia Burgi > "your so fat you warp time and space!"
Omantus > ....
Monty Haul > Rubber sheet analogy is no good; it presupposes a force
Omantus > is gravity not a force?
Azia Burgi > but it works when explaining stuff to physics n00bs
Monty Haul > Gravity is obviously a force. A rubber sheet is not a good description
Morat Starhopper > rubber sheet was to explain gravity forces
Pegasus TG > actually I think rubber sheet was on his bed
Monty Haul > Haha!
Monty Haul > Score
Morat Starhopper > that wasnt mentioned at school
Azia Burgi > well until they invent a 3D rubber sheet to demonstrate how gravity distorts space i'm sticking to the 2d rubber sheet
Azia Burgi > no wait!
Pegasus TG > lol
Azia Burgi > ignore the last line
Omantus > ewwww
Azia Burgi > /emote shudderrs
Pegasus TG > too late, way too late
Azia Burgi > i feel dirty now...
Pegasus TG > rofl
Dack MaRoac > Sensitive new corp, seeks long walks on the beach, moonlit strolls... real women apply within.
Ikvar > What the hell is a dinnerfuck?
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
Mini Freight > im inputting 360 runs of caracals hehe
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
Strife Phoenix: How does one get his girl to actually start playing EVE?
A lot of tries, all stubbornly refused, I fail at recruiting :(
FingerThief:
Step 1: Befriend them ( don't mention your EVE Addiction )
Step 2: Charm them ( as above )
Step 3: Marry them ( hint to your EVE Addiction )
Step 4: She has "Migrane" you have a "Fleet battle" ( that should raise some interest in her to play the game, if you prefer "Fleet battles" to the other thing )
Step 5: Distribute QT based on shipkills ( if she tends towards PvP ) or m³ mined ( if she's a miner )
A lot of tries, all stubbornly refused, I fail at recruiting :(
FingerThief:
Step 1: Befriend them ( don't mention your EVE Addiction )
Step 2: Charm them ( as above )
Step 3: Marry them ( hint to your EVE Addiction )
Step 4: She has "Migrane" you have a "Fleet battle" ( that should raise some interest in her to play the game, if you prefer "Fleet battles" to the other thing )
Step 5: Distribute QT based on shipkills ( if she tends towards PvP ) or m³ mined ( if she's a miner )