Azirapheal > wt5s brain, barely used
Marcathonas > it's broken
Marcathonas > he's a scammer!
Azirapheal > her
Marcathonas > her's a scammer?
Marcathonas > REALLY BROKEN
Marcathonas > it's broken
Marcathonas > he's a scammer!
Azirapheal > her
Marcathonas > her's a scammer?
Marcathonas > REALLY BROKEN
Shiana Soltek > we need an alliance or corp that creates missions for people to do
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Mopile > I like a challenge,
Opus12 > try marraige then
Mopile > Or I could pile up half my stuff and money, and set fire to it
Opus12 > that would work as well.. :)
Opus12 > try marraige then
Mopile > Or I could pile up half my stuff and money, and set fire to it
Opus12 > that would work as well.. :)
Shadow XII > Interceptors: Because a frigate firing cruise missiles is hilarious.
Mazaron > Stealth bombers: Because super-fast invisible frigates firing cruise missiles and dropping miniature doomsdays are hilarious.
Athanassos > Germans never laugh, they are deadly serious ^^
Bulletproof > we are not always serious, every night my wife dresses up like poland and i invade her :OP
Bulletproof > we are not always serious, every night my wife dresses up like poland and i invade her :OP
Rivyn > Wouldn't it be ironic if I was a prison guard set in
charge of watching convicts break up rocks for gravel, and then I
come home and mine for fun?
Gigashadow > haha
Pwett > I think it would be even more ironinc if you had the
inmates play EVE for you
Rivyn > hm.
Rivyn > Now there's and idea.
Pwett > The next generation of Macro Miners - Convict Miners
Rivyn > "Inmate 23! Laser that asteroid like you mean it!"
charge of watching convicts break up rocks for gravel, and then I
come home and mine for fun?
Gigashadow > haha
Pwett > I think it would be even more ironinc if you had the
inmates play EVE for you
Rivyn > hm.
Rivyn > Now there's and idea.
Pwett > The next generation of Macro Miners - Convict Miners
Rivyn > "Inmate 23! Laser that asteroid like you mean it!"
DeeeBo > FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Solvita > What?!
Sektar Morituri > Did you explode?
Solvita > you lived in 0.0
Solvita > cleared sanctums solo
Solvita > done real PVP
Solvita > if you get popped in a mission you are officially the Flying Tigers mascot and can only travel in the short iteron
DeeeBo > my kid turned off my power strip
Solvita > What?!
Sektar Morituri > Did you explode?
Solvita > you lived in 0.0
Solvita > cleared sanctums solo
Solvita > done real PVP
Solvita > if you get popped in a mission you are officially the Flying Tigers mascot and can only travel in the short iteron
DeeeBo > my kid turned off my power strip
nerikawa > /emote begins hitting argons capital ship control units and computer chips with a hammer*
Argon Rep > /emote starts picking up all the little pieces and breaks out the super glue
nerikawa > argon.. are you making a minmatar ship?
Argon Rep > now i am :(
Argon Rep > /emote starts picking up all the little pieces and breaks out the super glue
nerikawa > argon.. are you making a minmatar ship?
Argon Rep > now i am :(
The Slayer > Ive been "shooting" "posses" all night too
The Slayer > where shooting = chatting up
The Slayer > and posses = women
The Slayer > didnt get to take the dread out of the hanger tho :(
Panta Rei > so you didn't get to go into siege then slayer?
The Slayer > no
The Slayer > tbh in this state im not sure I could achieve siege mode
The Slayer > where shooting = chatting up
The Slayer > and posses = women
The Slayer > didnt get to take the dread out of the hanger tho :(
Panta Rei > so you didn't get to go into siege then slayer?
The Slayer > no
The Slayer > tbh in this state im not sure I could achieve siege mode
PKlavins > hehe just rediscovered my deodorant cannon we used as a school project inside my bag
PKlavins > good times...
Freddy Fatfingers > lol
PKlavins > we fired pingpong balls. best shot: 30metres
PKlavins > (Notify) Your 10mm Deodorant Cannon II strikes History Teacher perfectly, wrecking for detention.
PKlavins > good times...
Freddy Fatfingers > lol
PKlavins > we fired pingpong balls. best shot: 30metres
PKlavins > (Notify) Your 10mm Deodorant Cannon II strikes History Teacher perfectly, wrecking for detention.